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Riff Millar
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There are some things you can't make fun of. For everything else, there's *this* guy.

(In)famous for looking the spitting image of Roger Delgado as The Master in Doctor Who and daring to cosplay as same. (He/Him)
Forever home.
October 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Rose

Welcomed home 27 February 2016
Bid farewell 9 October 2025

Forever my kitten.
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
October 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
As of now, we are arranging in-home services for Rose.
October 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I carried her to the bedroom and put her on the bed, where she used to sleep by my side every night yet hasn’t been able to since her breathing became so laborious.

She dove right under the covers at the foot of the bed. Rose hasn’t slept against my feet since the V catastrophe. She did once more.
October 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
These trips were a direct beeline to the elevator bay, previously her mortal enemy. Both times we just sat there awhile, breathing.

One morning she wanted physical affection to the point that she allowed me to pick her up without protest, typically a taboo move.
October 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The past couple of nights, she’s cried out for me in the early morning hours.

Twice it was at the door as she insisted on patrolling the building’s hallway. In the past she would take her time serpentining from door to door to catalogue all the scents.
October 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Her every breath is a struggle, her mouth open, ribcage working like a bellows.

She has become extremely touch averse; when she does allow me to pet her I can feel how dreadfully skinny she has become in the matter of just a few weeks.
October 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m writing this outside because I can’t bear to do so in the same room as her.

Rose has not eaten for two weeks. I’ve tried all kinds of liquids, but she literally cannot eat — she will cry at her food dish, lean in for a sniff, then turns and goes directly into the bathroom.
October 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It’s inoperable. I’m performing hospice care for Rose for as long as she has left.

She’s only had half the life she deserved. We were supposed to grow old together.
September 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This is what Rose sounds like breathing.
September 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
You didn’t yesterday.
September 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
September 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
September 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE!
September 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is a very unfair comparison. Hogbreath didn’t even kill those fairies, they were only lightly stunned.
August 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I, too, was surprised to learn that cats can develop a cough. An attack looks a lot like a hairball is imminent but is drier, no wet heurk sounds.
August 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
August 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
No new pictures; where are you mentally?
August 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
August 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Emergency cat pics deployed.
August 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
If you see this, post a robot.
August 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Rose sends fuzzy belly in these trying times.
August 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
August 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I have a way to fix Gemini.
August 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM