The Masked Poster
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Masked Like ICE | Former On A Roll Student | Wrote for Cracked like, twice | I shamed Judas
nw the mummy for the first time
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
nw the mummy for the first time
? Gen X youth didn't vote more. They voted even less than Millennials youths. The last time the youth vote came out stronger than it is now was the Nixon era, which was a very different America to today and generally the youth were more prosperous... And so had more time and energy to vote
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
? Gen X youth didn't vote more. They voted even less than Millennials youths. The last time the youth vote came out stronger than it is now was the Nixon era, which was a very different America to today and generally the youth were more prosperous... And so had more time and energy to vote
I hate when they convert anyway because I can't throw this at them
October 18, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I hate when they convert anyway because I can't throw this at them
This is funny but also barely satire because I saw an ad ON YOUTUBE that was an AI woman saying basically this, advertised no censorship, then immediately offered to "look like your ex or colleague"
October 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
This is funny but also barely satire because I saw an ad ON YOUTUBE that was an AI woman saying basically this, advertised no censorship, then immediately offered to "look like your ex or colleague"
Can I say something
September 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Can I say something
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because we thought it happened
August 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because we thought it happened
You forgot the Pentagon Pizza Index
August 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
You forgot the Pentagon Pizza Index
Yep she's still up there. Under Obama, though.
According to YouGov for Q2 2025. Bleak
today.yougov.com/ratings/poli...
According to YouGov for Q2 2025. Bleak
today.yougov.com/ratings/poli...
August 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Yep she's still up there. Under Obama, though.
According to YouGov for Q2 2025. Bleak
today.yougov.com/ratings/poli...
According to YouGov for Q2 2025. Bleak
today.yougov.com/ratings/poli...
Okay dear you can have your Elvis shrine but you can't let my boy Matthew McConaughey feel left out
August 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Okay dear you can have your Elvis shrine but you can't let my boy Matthew McConaughey feel left out
I stopped looking a while ago but they're still going
August 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I stopped looking a while ago but they're still going
Saying on bsky that I will support Gavin Newsom if I have to but I really don't want to, putting my phone on vibrate and shoving it up my ass
August 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Saying on bsky that I will support Gavin Newsom if I have to but I really don't want to, putting my phone on vibrate and shoving it up my ass
I'm so happy that it's socially okay to point out that this looks like shit now
But anyway, gassing up mediocre art because the creator is being harassed as part of a culture war feels infantilizing anyway. It's baldly disingenuous and also bad for art culture and discourse
But anyway, gassing up mediocre art because the creator is being harassed as part of a culture war feels infantilizing anyway. It's baldly disingenuous and also bad for art culture and discourse
July 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I'm so happy that it's socially okay to point out that this looks like shit now
But anyway, gassing up mediocre art because the creator is being harassed as part of a culture war feels infantilizing anyway. It's baldly disingenuous and also bad for art culture and discourse
But anyway, gassing up mediocre art because the creator is being harassed as part of a culture war feels infantilizing anyway. It's baldly disingenuous and also bad for art culture and discourse
I know it's CNN but this is still a wild way to frame the Cuomo / Mamdani race in brief
June 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I know it's CNN but this is still a wild way to frame the Cuomo / Mamdani race in brief
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO GOD NO
June 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO GOD NO
You buried the ledge on this one
June 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
You buried the ledge on this one
my turn to be lame and post the quote
June 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
my turn to be lame and post the quote
It's annoying that it took two books coming out *after* it lost us a pivotal election for everyone to admit that Biden has been in sharp cognitive decline for years, but at least we have a nice time capsule to show Democratic party elites are loyal to party over country and need to be rooted out
May 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It's annoying that it took two books coming out *after* it lost us a pivotal election for everyone to admit that Biden has been in sharp cognitive decline for years, but at least we have a nice time capsule to show Democratic party elites are loyal to party over country and need to be rooted out
Funny how this thread seems to illustrate my point that it's mixed, lol.
Definitely feels like something I need to catch on streaming at some point.
Definitely feels like something I need to catch on streaming at some point.
April 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Funny how this thread seems to illustrate my point that it's mixed, lol.
Definitely feels like something I need to catch on streaming at some point.
Definitely feels like something I need to catch on streaming at some point.