Could a card do less?

It's a whole magic card now

When a session had two different fanarts and a pile of memes made while everyone was also fully participating, you know that game was peak.

A big eldritch-monster-man villain was attacking the party, and one of them said something truly rude to him.

I described "all of his eyes frowning", then we got this masterpiece.

The party needed to calm down an animal-spirit-thing, and it wasn't responding to words. So one character got this bright idea, and, well...peaceful snoring sounds.

Player fanart spotlight time!

This NPC is a bit full of himself, and legendarily incompetent. But in his mind, every Firebolt he launches is a critical hit.

Sometimes I feel like this dude. My old day job paid the bills waaaay better than my current gig.

But I don't *want* to pay the bills better. I want to run D&D all day long.

No surprises here. I think I get a lawful rep, and that's mostly true, but I also have a rebellious and independent streak.

Nothing better for feeling less bad than escaping to a fantasy world with close friends.

Here's a meme they made when I promised I hadn't added any monsters to the mini dungeon since our last session.

Feels like most of the time I tell people how much D&D I run they assume I'm exaggerating. Admittedly, at a certain point the numbers seem imaginary and abstract.

Anyway, I ticked over to 7000 Roll20 hours during last night's game 🥳