@themadwesterner.bsky.social
Yeah no shit. We've BEEN making unsatisfied requests.
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Yeah no shit. We've BEEN making unsatisfied requests.
More like shitcoin amirite?
No, I didn't search to see if anyone else has made that joke yet, why?
No, I didn't search to see if anyone else has made that joke yet, why?
February 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
More like shitcoin amirite?
No, I didn't search to see if anyone else has made that joke yet, why?
No, I didn't search to see if anyone else has made that joke yet, why?
We need to make coloring inside the lines a part of driver's education.
February 5, 2026 at 11:52 PM
We need to make coloring inside the lines a part of driver's education.
Are you in the music studio? Making a rock 'n' roll or rock 'n' roll-adjacent album? Did you feel the need to put bells in this song? Did you get the bells out already? Put them back in the closet. You don't have to do this.
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Are you in the music studio? Making a rock 'n' roll or rock 'n' roll-adjacent album? Did you feel the need to put bells in this song? Did you get the bells out already? Put them back in the closet. You don't have to do this.
Given that we've already coarsened the culture in 1,000 ways, can we finally replace 90% of the news labeled "BREAKING:" with "NO SHIT:"?
February 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Given that we've already coarsened the culture in 1,000 ways, can we finally replace 90% of the news labeled "BREAKING:" with "NO SHIT:"?
February 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Given that we've already coarsened the culture in 1,000 ways, can we finally replace 90% of the news labeled "BREAKING:" with "NO SHIT:"?
How high do you automatically and involuntarily turn up the radio when Prince's "Kiss" randomly comes on in the year of our lord 2026? I apparently turn it to 21.
Also, abolish ICE and don't stop there.
Also, abolish ICE and don't stop there.
January 28, 2026 at 10:31 PM
How high do you automatically and involuntarily turn up the radio when Prince's "Kiss" randomly comes on in the year of our lord 2026? I apparently turn it to 21.
Also, abolish ICE and don't stop there.
Also, abolish ICE and don't stop there.
Are most of you being funny with this "introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to" thing or do we just have very different tastes in music? Because, dudes.
January 21, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Are most of you being funny with this "introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to" thing or do we just have very different tastes in music? Because, dudes.
You are a yogurt not my mother. Please shut the fuck up and give me nutrients.
January 21, 2026 at 5:47 PM
You are a yogurt not my mother. Please shut the fuck up and give me nutrients.
"Are trucks getting too big?"
I don't know man, but the one that was parked next to me just moved and it was like the sun came up in the morning.
I don't know man, but the one that was parked next to me just moved and it was like the sun came up in the morning.
January 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
"Are trucks getting too big?"
I don't know man, but the one that was parked next to me just moved and it was like the sun came up in the morning.
I don't know man, but the one that was parked next to me just moved and it was like the sun came up in the morning.
And what are the ICE dorks pointing at the people, Ms. Leavitt? Hmmm?
January 16, 2026 at 6:45 PM
And what are the ICE dorks pointing at the people, Ms. Leavitt? Hmmm?
Your AI can ChatGPDeez Nuts.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 16, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Your AI can ChatGPDeez Nuts.
For those of you who are surprised/angry about this, wait until you hear about Ford's founding father's stance on Nazis v. Jewish people....
UPDATE: TJ Sabula, the worker who shouted "pedophile protector" at Trump, has been suspended - WaPo
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
For those of you who are surprised/angry about this, wait until you hear about Ford's founding father's stance on Nazis v. Jewish people....
"MadGPT, how do I start doing pull-ups?"
You...you start doing pull-ups, dumbfuck. You need me to tell you that? Do, like, one today. Two tomorrow. Jesus Christ, they gave you a diploma and a drivers license?!
You...you start doing pull-ups, dumbfuck. You need me to tell you that? Do, like, one today. Two tomorrow. Jesus Christ, they gave you a diploma and a drivers license?!
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
"MadGPT, how do I start doing pull-ups?"
You...you start doing pull-ups, dumbfuck. You need me to tell you that? Do, like, one today. Two tomorrow. Jesus Christ, they gave you a diploma and a drivers license?!
You...you start doing pull-ups, dumbfuck. You need me to tell you that? Do, like, one today. Two tomorrow. Jesus Christ, they gave you a diploma and a drivers license?!
[Trying to stay sane in the hellscape]
haha what if I start pronouncing "yikes" like "Nikes"
haha what if I start pronouncing "yikes" like "Nikes"
January 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
[Trying to stay sane in the hellscape]
haha what if I start pronouncing "yikes" like "Nikes"
haha what if I start pronouncing "yikes" like "Nikes"
When you find out they've been serving double IPAs instead of regular two hours into the holiday party
December 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
When you find out they've been serving double IPAs instead of regular two hours into the holiday party
How is your Christmas season going? Just almost got hit by a car and my first thought was, "dang, he missed" over here.
December 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
How is your Christmas season going? Just almost got hit by a car and my first thought was, "dang, he missed" over here.
Grind mindset
A super-hot planet that orbits its star closely has somehow managed to retain a thick atmosphere — even as the star’s radiation blasts it
go.nature.com/459CDvf
go.nature.com/459CDvf
Oddly cool super-hot planet has an atmosphere it shouldn’t
It’s a mystery why TOI-561 b’s blanket of gases hasn’t boiled off.
go.nature.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Grind mindset
Dusty Tea Bags is what your mom calls you when you're not around.
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Dusty Tea Bags is what your mom calls you when you're not around.
America, land that embraced race-based slavery or a couple hundred years, didn't give equal rights to Back Americans for 100 years past that, and since then's had one party that's pretty squeamish about it and another openly hostile to it:
Yeah, that's a language we understand.
Yeah, that's a language we understand.
Rep. Randy Fine defends Trump's gutter racist rants about Somalis: "Not all cultures are equal ... the president speaks in language that Americans understand."
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
America, land that embraced race-based slavery or a couple hundred years, didn't give equal rights to Back Americans for 100 years past that, and since then's had one party that's pretty squeamish about it and another openly hostile to it:
Yeah, that's a language we understand.
Yeah, that's a language we understand.
A slimeball who fancies himself a Lothario prepping his TED Talk: "What if I call it Which Came First, the Chicken or the Neg?"
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A slimeball who fancies himself a Lothario prepping his TED Talk: "What if I call it Which Came First, the Chicken or the Neg?"
I aspire to a life of what Jesus would do, but I'm afraid I'm too weak to be kind to the woman wearing a Keep America Great hoodie saying hi to me while we pass on the street walking our dogs.
November 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I aspire to a life of what Jesus would do, but I'm afraid I'm too weak to be kind to the woman wearing a Keep America Great hoodie saying hi to me while we pass on the street walking our dogs.
Richard Attenborough narrating the moment in nature when a member of my generation became the racist old uncle at Thanksgiving yesterday.
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Richard Attenborough narrating the moment in nature when a member of my generation became the racist old uncle at Thanksgiving yesterday.
I didn't get to inbox zero, but I got to "inbox small enough to ditch Google's new AI bullshit 'smart features,' so eat my nards, Google," which is cool.
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I didn't get to inbox zero, but I got to "inbox small enough to ditch Google's new AI bullshit 'smart features,' so eat my nards, Google," which is cool.
I am, simply put, not proud of how my signature is devolving over time.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I am, simply put, not proud of how my signature is devolving over time.