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themadfapper.bsky.social
The Mad Fapper
@themadfapper.bsky.social
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He/Him.

Just the page of a queer vegan stoner nerd. PDX. Probs NSFW more than not.
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doooooooo it! I found this one (and regret
not grabbing a couple others in the series) at a shop in NW PDX. LOOOOOOVE the art.
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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11.16.25. pt 2
An erection growing beneath blue boxer briefs
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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11.16.25.
A small notebook with “Well, I’m 42 today lol” written in green in. A purple pen rests on the opposite page. Above the notebook is an iced vanilla latte and a purple pouch used for safeguarding my little story notebooks.
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Fine, fine, I’m awake. *grumble grumble*
A homosexual just awoke and has yet to find pants
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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11.14.25.
The homosexual who runs this page shows off his erection yet again
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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tummy.
A bulging cockhead beneath black boxer briefs. And a little hairy belly as a bonus.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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MCM: 11.10.25.
A homosexual wearing all gray has woken up and pulls out his cock from his sweatpants
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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A very gray soft Saturday.
A homosexual wearing a gray t-shirt and gray sweatpants and unseen gray boxer briefs pulls out his soft cock
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Tummy, ft. new sweatpants
A growing erection beneath some gray sweatpants. Also hairy tummy.
November 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Saturday soft-ish
A homosexual pulls out his plumping cock
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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[stroke] the pain away.
A depressed homosexual attempts to cheer up by cranking his hog
October 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Lady Gaga from Beyoncé’s music video for “Video Phone”. She is staring down the camera.
October 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Our sweet boy died last night. He would’ve officially been 18 tomorrow.
Me with my cat Elliott on the first day I brought him home from the shelter. I am 24 and he is about one. November 1, 2008 My husband and I in our car with Elliott perched on the console between us. We are on our cross-country move from Texas to Oregon in 2021. This is when we learned he is an adventure cat and travels SO well out of his carrier. Elliott on a pillow from my childhood, sitting in front of the patio door, basking in the little bit of sun we got that day. It was the last day he really felt like himself.
October 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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STOP! 🛑

Wallpaper checkkkkkk
A painting of an expansive cloud-filled sky, rusty-colored mountains in the distance, and a silhouetted cowboy riding a horse, but as a phone background.
October 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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FCF: 10.24.25.
A hairy homosexual flashes his erect cock
October 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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tummy and tip.
A homosexual in black boxer briefs with the head of his erect cock slipping out from the leg
October 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Monday: 10.20.25.
A peek at my morning wood
October 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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FCF - aftermath
A fresh load shot onto a fit gay man’s chest
October 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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stoned boned
An erection straining in gray boxer briefs
October 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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10.12.25.
A homosexual’s shorts fell down to reveal a mostly erect cock
October 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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cuddle bud :)
A bald bearded homosexual snuggles with his senior cat on his chest in a chair in front of a bookshelf
October 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Monday. 10.6.25.
A black and white photo of a naked homosexual’s soft cock and balls. He appears to have foreskin again.
October 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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10.5.25.
A naked erect homosexual, fresh from the shower
October 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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FCF: 10.3.25.
Just the tip.
October 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Survey says: caramel cheezecake is a crazy fantastic success. holy fuck.
A vegan caramel cheezecake with gold numbers 4 and 0 candles lit atop it A slice of the vegan caramel cheezecake
October 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM