Alan Smith
@themacguy.bsky.social
Mac Geek, consort to 1, sire to 4. Rugbyhead, All Blacks, Blues & Auckland Fan. Quake Survivor. SysAdmin.
Occasional Santa. He/Him.
Occasional Santa. He/Him.
He is one greedy fucker isn't he!
February 29, 2024 at 6:50 PM
He is one greedy fucker isn't he!
I watch a YouTube food channel & the guy recently did an Ant-artic cruise. The number of times he said 'Ant-artic' just about drove me crazy.
I wanted to jump through the screen and repeatedly punch him in the face while yelling "It's *punch* got *punch* two *punch* 'c's' *punch punch*! Dumbass!
I wanted to jump through the screen and repeatedly punch him in the face while yelling "It's *punch* got *punch* two *punch* 'c's' *punch punch*! Dumbass!
February 15, 2024 at 5:26 AM
I watch a YouTube food channel & the guy recently did an Ant-artic cruise. The number of times he said 'Ant-artic' just about drove me crazy.
I wanted to jump through the screen and repeatedly punch him in the face while yelling "It's *punch* got *punch* two *punch* 'c's' *punch punch*! Dumbass!
I wanted to jump through the screen and repeatedly punch him in the face while yelling "It's *punch* got *punch* two *punch* 'c's' *punch punch*! Dumbass!
So true!
It's the hair that clinches it for me!
It's the hair that clinches it for me!
February 7, 2024 at 1:01 AM
So true!
It's the hair that clinches it for me!
It's the hair that clinches it for me!
All Nesian no Mystic
All Six, no Sixty
All Split, no Enz
All Th', no Dudes
All Six, no Sixty
All Split, no Enz
All Th', no Dudes
January 19, 2024 at 8:35 PM
All Nesian no Mystic
All Six, no Sixty
All Split, no Enz
All Th', no Dudes
All Six, no Sixty
All Split, no Enz
All Th', no Dudes
We bought this late last year from the Moana Rd shop in Kaikoura!
I think we picked it up for $15 - I think it was half-price!
I think we picked it up for $15 - I think it was half-price!
January 18, 2024 at 11:09 PM
We bought this late last year from the Moana Rd shop in Kaikoura!
I think we picked it up for $15 - I think it was half-price!
I think we picked it up for $15 - I think it was half-price!
Surely somebody has to be receiving the deliverables? Does that make them receivables?
January 18, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Surely somebody has to be receiving the deliverables? Does that make them receivables?
In our first flat, my wife and I had neighbours in the unit above us who would play Boney-M whenever they wanting to 'have relations'!
Funnily enough I don't think we ever heard a full song before the music would stop and the shower would come on!
Can't listen to them at all these days!
Funnily enough I don't think we ever heard a full song before the music would stop and the shower would come on!
Can't listen to them at all these days!
January 14, 2024 at 7:18 PM
In our first flat, my wife and I had neighbours in the unit above us who would play Boney-M whenever they wanting to 'have relations'!
Funnily enough I don't think we ever heard a full song before the music would stop and the shower would come on!
Can't listen to them at all these days!
Funnily enough I don't think we ever heard a full song before the music would stop and the shower would come on!
Can't listen to them at all these days!
Muppet first!
Then 'Washington Jnr' 2nd!
Then 'Washington Jnr' 2nd!
January 11, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Muppet first!
Then 'Washington Jnr' 2nd!
Then 'Washington Jnr' 2nd!
U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
January 10, 2024 at 5:31 AM
U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
I can confirm it is a good read, was very enlightening!
Currently reading 'Patched' by Jarrod Gilbert and I recommend that as well!
Currently reading 'Patched' by Jarrod Gilbert and I recommend that as well!
January 8, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I can confirm it is a good read, was very enlightening!
Currently reading 'Patched' by Jarrod Gilbert and I recommend that as well!
Currently reading 'Patched' by Jarrod Gilbert and I recommend that as well!
oooh, a half a hard-boiled egg with a dollop of mayo on top with a liberal sprinkling of salt and pepper - yes please!
December 20, 2023 at 3:02 AM
oooh, a half a hard-boiled egg with a dollop of mayo on top with a liberal sprinkling of salt and pepper - yes please!
I prefer my slaw with vinegar!
Prefer Aioli to straight mayo, but will happily use mayo on a roast chicken sandwich!
My sauces lend towards the hot and spicy variety, I probably have at least a dozen in the fridge right now, along with 4-5 more in the pantry waiting to be opened!
Prefer Aioli to straight mayo, but will happily use mayo on a roast chicken sandwich!
My sauces lend towards the hot and spicy variety, I probably have at least a dozen in the fridge right now, along with 4-5 more in the pantry waiting to be opened!
December 20, 2023 at 3:00 AM
I prefer my slaw with vinegar!
Prefer Aioli to straight mayo, but will happily use mayo on a roast chicken sandwich!
My sauces lend towards the hot and spicy variety, I probably have at least a dozen in the fridge right now, along with 4-5 more in the pantry waiting to be opened!
Prefer Aioli to straight mayo, but will happily use mayo on a roast chicken sandwich!
My sauces lend towards the hot and spicy variety, I probably have at least a dozen in the fridge right now, along with 4-5 more in the pantry waiting to be opened!
This could be 'The Great Mayo War' of 2023!
Bigger than the 'Pineapple on Pizza' war and the 'Mac 'n' Cheese 'n' Peas' wars!
Bigger than the 'Pineapple on Pizza' war and the 'Mac 'n' Cheese 'n' Peas' wars!
December 20, 2023 at 1:21 AM
This could be 'The Great Mayo War' of 2023!
Bigger than the 'Pineapple on Pizza' war and the 'Mac 'n' Cheese 'n' Peas' wars!
Bigger than the 'Pineapple on Pizza' war and the 'Mac 'n' Cheese 'n' Peas' wars!
Pink Chardon was for you wanted to be 'classy'!
We always called the last one Bernadin 'Spew-manty'!
We always called the last one Bernadin 'Spew-manty'!
December 12, 2023 at 6:18 PM
Pink Chardon was for you wanted to be 'classy'!
We always called the last one Bernadin 'Spew-manty'!
We always called the last one Bernadin 'Spew-manty'!
And it has returned 1min after posting that!
The power of social media! 😂😂😂
The power of social media! 😂😂😂
December 12, 2023 at 6:02 AM
And it has returned 1min after posting that!
The power of social media! 😂😂😂
The power of social media! 😂😂😂
Can only read it one way!
IYKYK!
IYKYK!
December 8, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Can only read it one way!
IYKYK!
IYKYK!