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Lunar Office
@thelunaroffice.bsky.social
Grade 3 Fixer office specialising in asassination and reconnaissance.
❄️ - Giovanni
💠 - Azael
🛡 - Clive
🟣 - Joseph
🔥 - Allister
Come visit our strawpage: https://lunaroffice.straw.page/
//PMSky parody account ran by @ghostgirldellie.bsky.social
[The ice of his armour starts to crack and dissipate, exposing his old L. Corp gear as he slowly, on shaky legs, begins to stand up. Strings above him appear, before snapping and falling around him, twirling around his arms.]

. . . We're done here.
July 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
happened, that man made the cycle of life and death null.
June 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
wrist, embedding into it.]

🟣 Gah- The fuck?

❄️ Merely a shard, a splinter of my power. If you were to fall in battle, you would be enveloped by my Stasis. You will not die, but it will... let's say... come with a cost.

🟣 Haaah... of course there is...

❄️ Might I say, it's rather... interesting
May 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
blue approaches. There's a bird mask on his face, two pipes connected to it, exhausting icy fumes. The source of the cold, no doubt.]

❄️ Well then, old friend, it has been far too lo-

🟣 Cut the shit, Gio. You know why I'm here.

[The eyes behind the bird mask narrowed slightly, as an ice-like
May 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
//two pics of the very punchy boi. Yes that is my destiny 2 character, and yes you may call me cringe
May 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
💠 I... I thought he... I...

L-Leave me alone!
May 15, 2025 at 11:02 AM
//ULTRASONIG FAITH//
April 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
🟣 Had to repost the damn thing cuz I forgot to crop it like a dumbass, but we both said no.

🔥 And also I think your eldritch EGO thing is hot.

🟣 D-do you have to repeat that!?
April 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
🔥 Jojo?

🟣 Disposal?

🔥 Disposal.

🟣 Aight.

[NULL] overtakes the box, and it vanishes.

🟣 Biiiiitch.
April 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
🟣 It wasn't really "official", you get me?

And also my last name is a pun (it's a 'faux' last name) and Al doesn't really... want me to take his last name. Eh, personal matters and all that.
April 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
//The alt text for these photos shows who's who, so please have a look

(Redid due to slight redesign for Allister)
April 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
🟣 ...huh.

Anyways fuck yeah, free beer.

*Takes a swig of a bottle.*

'EY LADS, FREE BOOZE!
April 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
💠 *They sit in their chair, fidgeting with their halo slightly.*

In my time as a Beholder, I've seen plenty of things... so much sin, so much good deeds...

Depends, really. Either you're some scum of the earth slaver, or you're just some guy who needs to do bad things to make ends meet.
April 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
🟣 Hell yeah.

🔥 Hell yeah.

💠 Hell yeah.
April 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
🟣 Favourite game? Ultrakill. No question.

🔥 Hm... eh, Dishonored probably? Or any stuff with Jojo...

...he just whispered 'simp' at me, God fucking damn it...

💠 Strategy games! Or fighting games, oooor Sonic.

Anything that allows me to use my reaction timing, honestly.
April 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
🟣 SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE A CHOICE?
April 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
🟣 *Barely contained laughter*
April 8, 2025 at 10:34 AM