Lunar Office
@thelunaroffice.bsky.social
Grade 3 Fixer office specialising in asassination and reconnaissance.
❄️ - Giovanni
💠 - Azael
🛡 - Clive
🟣 - Joseph
🔥 - Allister
Come visit our strawpage: https://lunaroffice.straw.page/
//PMSky parody account ran by @ghostgirldellie.bsky.social
❄️ - Giovanni
💠 - Azael
🛡 - Clive
🟣 - Joseph
🔥 - Allister
Come visit our strawpage: https://lunaroffice.straw.page/
//PMSky parody account ran by @ghostgirldellie.bsky.social
[The 5 members of the Office walk into the building, all looking somewhat roughened up and exhausted, Joseph even passing out immediately as he sat down on their couch in the centre room.]
💠 Augh... that was... something...
❄️ Mhm... that was... unnecessarily long.
🛡 T Corp. is just like that, it
💠 Augh... that was... something...
❄️ Mhm... that was... unnecessarily long.
🛡 T Corp. is just like that, it
October 13, 2025 at 7:37 AM
[The 5 members of the Office walk into the building, all looking somewhat roughened up and exhausted, Joseph even passing out immediately as he sat down on their couch in the centre room.]
💠 Augh... that was... something...
❄️ Mhm... that was... unnecessarily long.
🛡 T Corp. is just like that, it
💠 Augh... that was... something...
❄️ Mhm... that was... unnecessarily long.
🛡 T Corp. is just like that, it
[Various monitors flicker to life within the Office, showing a feed of the distortion.]
💠 ...what is she doing? Who are those tw-
...oh no she can't be-
Carmesí just fought them... the rest of the Workshop are in no shape...
! CHESHYRE!
[Azael scrambles for their phone, hastily typing out a
💠 ...what is she doing? Who are those tw-
...oh no she can't be-
Carmesí just fought them... the rest of the Workshop are in no shape...
! CHESHYRE!
[Azael scrambles for their phone, hastily typing out a
*How dare she abandon her daughter to suffer and just replace her? Does this child know? Does this stupid child know what dark secret her mother holds? Does she know of what became of her sister? It should strike them both down right now, it should kill them now. It wants to, IT NEEDS TO.*
July 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
[Various monitors flicker to life within the Office, showing a feed of the distortion.]
💠 ...what is she doing? Who are those tw-
...oh no she can't be-
Carmesí just fought them... the rest of the Workshop are in no shape...
! CHESHYRE!
[Azael scrambles for their phone, hastily typing out a
💠 ...what is she doing? Who are those tw-
...oh no she can't be-
Carmesí just fought them... the rest of the Workshop are in no shape...
! CHESHYRE!
[Azael scrambles for their phone, hastily typing out a
Reposted by Lunar Office
Lets see how little I have to try to get popular.
July 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Lets see how little I have to try to get popular.
🟣 WHAT IN THE NINE CIRCLES OF FUCK IS GOING ON!? HOW AM I ALIVE????
AND WHY AM I COVERED IN STRING?
...wait, wait holy shit hold on-
🔥 Hm, this could be good.
AND WHY AM I COVERED IN STRING?
...wait, wait holy shit hold on-
🔥 Hm, this could be good.
July 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
🟣 WHAT IN THE NINE CIRCLES OF FUCK IS GOING ON!? HOW AM I ALIVE????
AND WHY AM I COVERED IN STRING?
...wait, wait holy shit hold on-
🔥 Hm, this could be good.
AND WHY AM I COVERED IN STRING?
...wait, wait holy shit hold on-
🔥 Hm, this could be good.
❄️ Haaahhh... this... waiting is starting to tire me. Ah well, no point in delaying this little thought of mine any longer.
*Ahem-*
@olivedisciplinary.bsky.social
I desire to have a meeting with you. Location does not matter.
*Ahem-*
@olivedisciplinary.bsky.social
I desire to have a meeting with you. Location does not matter.
July 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
❄️ Haaahhh... this... waiting is starting to tire me. Ah well, no point in delaying this little thought of mine any longer.
*Ahem-*
@olivedisciplinary.bsky.social
I desire to have a meeting with you. Location does not matter.
*Ahem-*
@olivedisciplinary.bsky.social
I desire to have a meeting with you. Location does not matter.
❄️ I was so high and mighty once, yet merely a puppet to a trickster, my body twisted into something monstrous, much like today.
I was made to kill those I knew, my co-workers for that false god.
There was one that stuck out, an otherwise unnoteworthy clerk, yet, despite that, earned the heart of
I was made to kill those I knew, my co-workers for that false god.
There was one that stuck out, an otherwise unnoteworthy clerk, yet, despite that, earned the heart of
June 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
❄️ I was so high and mighty once, yet merely a puppet to a trickster, my body twisted into something monstrous, much like today.
I was made to kill those I knew, my co-workers for that false god.
There was one that stuck out, an otherwise unnoteworthy clerk, yet, despite that, earned the heart of
I was made to kill those I knew, my co-workers for that false god.
There was one that stuck out, an otherwise unnoteworthy clerk, yet, despite that, earned the heart of
❄️ Ah... my... *Sephirah* is here now.
Good afternoon, *sir.*
Good afternoon, *sir.*
...Why did I agree to this. I'm too old for this sh-..
Hm. I meant...
Angela had insisted I join this...
So..Hello, 'bluesky'?
Hm. I meant...
Angela had insisted I join this...
So..Hello, 'bluesky'?
June 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
❄️ Ah... my... *Sephirah* is here now.
Good afternoon, *sir.*
Good afternoon, *sir.*
❄️ Hmm... mayhaps I shall give you all a small... token, a piece of my story.
It is a rather small thing, admittedly, but I believe such a matter is of little importance.
And for another note, did you all know that back in L Corporation, there was a man capable of reviving anyone?
No matter what
It is a rather small thing, admittedly, but I believe such a matter is of little importance.
And for another note, did you all know that back in L Corporation, there was a man capable of reviving anyone?
No matter what
June 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
❄️ Hmm... mayhaps I shall give you all a small... token, a piece of my story.
It is a rather small thing, admittedly, but I believe such a matter is of little importance.
And for another note, did you all know that back in L Corporation, there was a man capable of reviving anyone?
No matter what
It is a rather small thing, admittedly, but I believe such a matter is of little importance.
And for another note, did you all know that back in L Corporation, there was a man capable of reviving anyone?
No matter what
❄️ Good evening, residents of this app.
My name is Giovanni, ex-agent of Lobotomy Corporation's Records and Architecture department, now member of this here office. I have much more to say, but that shall be revealed later, giving out such thing so early on into the performance would be rather...
My name is Giovanni, ex-agent of Lobotomy Corporation's Records and Architecture department, now member of this here office. I have much more to say, but that shall be revealed later, giving out such thing so early on into the performance would be rather...
June 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
❄️ Good evening, residents of this app.
My name is Giovanni, ex-agent of Lobotomy Corporation's Records and Architecture department, now member of this here office. I have much more to say, but that shall be revealed later, giving out such thing so early on into the performance would be rather...
My name is Giovanni, ex-agent of Lobotomy Corporation's Records and Architecture department, now member of this here office. I have much more to say, but that shall be revealed later, giving out such thing so early on into the performance would be rather...
💠 Wha- WHY YOU HERE- Gah-
❄️ Silence, uke, I am here on good terms.
💠 ...I don't tru-
❄️ I'm taking over the account for the time being.
💠 ...
Wha-
❄️ That is all.
[Vanishes]
💠 ...what.
Uuuuuuuuugh....
[Faceplants their desk.]
❄️ Silence, uke, I am here on good terms.
💠 ...I don't tru-
❄️ I'm taking over the account for the time being.
💠 ...
Wha-
❄️ That is all.
[Vanishes]
💠 ...what.
Uuuuuuuuugh....
[Faceplants their desk.]
June 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
💠 Wha- WHY YOU HERE- Gah-
❄️ Silence, uke, I am here on good terms.
💠 ...I don't tru-
❄️ I'm taking over the account for the time being.
💠 ...
Wha-
❄️ That is all.
[Vanishes]
💠 ...what.
Uuuuuuuuugh....
[Faceplants their desk.]
❄️ Silence, uke, I am here on good terms.
💠 ...I don't tru-
❄️ I'm taking over the account for the time being.
💠 ...
Wha-
❄️ That is all.
[Vanishes]
💠 ...what.
Uuuuuuuuugh....
[Faceplants their desk.]
[Amongst the frozen statues of Allister and Joseph, a single man stands before them, inspecting them.]
❄️ Hmhmhm... well then... seems like our little deal paid off then, hm?
Of course, such a thing must come with a price.
[He forms a long staff of the same icy material that covered the two Fixers
❄️ Hmhmhm... well then... seems like our little deal paid off then, hm?
Of course, such a thing must come with a price.
[He forms a long staff of the same icy material that covered the two Fixers
May 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
[Amongst the frozen statues of Allister and Joseph, a single man stands before them, inspecting them.]
❄️ Hmhmhm... well then... seems like our little deal paid off then, hm?
Of course, such a thing must come with a price.
[He forms a long staff of the same icy material that covered the two Fixers
❄️ Hmhmhm... well then... seems like our little deal paid off then, hm?
Of course, such a thing must come with a price.
[He forms a long staff of the same icy material that covered the two Fixers
🛡 Haaahhh... just got home...
You okay, angel?
💠 No but... haahh... not in the way you think.
🛡 Understandable.
You okay, angel?
💠 No but... haahh... not in the way you think.
🛡 Understandable.
May 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
🛡 Haaahhh... just got home...
You okay, angel?
💠 No but... haahh... not in the way you think.
🛡 Understandable.
You okay, angel?
💠 No but... haahh... not in the way you think.
🛡 Understandable.
@olivedisciplinary.bsky.social
💠 ...! There she is!
[Immediately as those words were spoken, the three other members of Lunar Office ran on ahead, Clive slightly behind.]
🟣 Heyyyy, Oleksandra~
Guess what~? Thanks to that little stunt of yours, we get to kill ya. Heh...
[Immediately, a small
💠 ...! There she is!
[Immediately as those words were spoken, the three other members of Lunar Office ran on ahead, Clive slightly behind.]
🟣 Heyyyy, Oleksandra~
Guess what~? Thanks to that little stunt of yours, we get to kill ya. Heh...
[Immediately, a small
May 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
@olivedisciplinary.bsky.social
💠 ...! There she is!
[Immediately as those words were spoken, the three other members of Lunar Office ran on ahead, Clive slightly behind.]
🟣 Heyyyy, Oleksandra~
Guess what~? Thanks to that little stunt of yours, we get to kill ya. Heh...
[Immediately, a small
💠 ...! There she is!
[Immediately as those words were spoken, the three other members of Lunar Office ran on ahead, Clive slightly behind.]
🟣 Heyyyy, Oleksandra~
Guess what~? Thanks to that little stunt of yours, we get to kill ya. Heh...
[Immediately, a small
🟣 Right, everyone...
[He hides his wrist in his sleeve, but the dull pain of the freezing splinter is a bother.]
We ready to do this?
🔥 All good here, Jojo.
💠 Yep! Oh boy... hope we can do this...
🛡 Of course. And eh, don't worry angel, you'll be fine. Along with the rest of us.
[Clive
[He hides his wrist in his sleeve, but the dull pain of the freezing splinter is a bother.]
We ready to do this?
🔥 All good here, Jojo.
💠 Yep! Oh boy... hope we can do this...
🛡 Of course. And eh, don't worry angel, you'll be fine. Along with the rest of us.
[Clive
May 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
🟣 Right, everyone...
[He hides his wrist in his sleeve, but the dull pain of the freezing splinter is a bother.]
We ready to do this?
🔥 All good here, Jojo.
💠 Yep! Oh boy... hope we can do this...
🛡 Of course. And eh, don't worry angel, you'll be fine. Along with the rest of us.
[Clive
[He hides his wrist in his sleeve, but the dull pain of the freezing splinter is a bother.]
We ready to do this?
🔥 All good here, Jojo.
💠 Yep! Oh boy... hope we can do this...
🛡 Of course. And eh, don't worry angel, you'll be fine. Along with the rest of us.
[Clive
🟣 Haahhh... can't believe I'm doin' this...
[Joseph walks along the dimly lit streets of the ruined L Corp nest, the air noticeably getting colder and colder as he continues onwards].
🟣 I know you're here, trickster, come on out already.
[Suddenly, a strange individual dressed in various hues of
[Joseph walks along the dimly lit streets of the ruined L Corp nest, the air noticeably getting colder and colder as he continues onwards].
🟣 I know you're here, trickster, come on out already.
[Suddenly, a strange individual dressed in various hues of
May 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
🟣 Haahhh... can't believe I'm doin' this...
[Joseph walks along the dimly lit streets of the ruined L Corp nest, the air noticeably getting colder and colder as he continues onwards].
🟣 I know you're here, trickster, come on out already.
[Suddenly, a strange individual dressed in various hues of
[Joseph walks along the dimly lit streets of the ruined L Corp nest, the air noticeably getting colder and colder as he continues onwards].
🟣 I know you're here, trickster, come on out already.
[Suddenly, a strange individual dressed in various hues of
🛡 Ah, about time I made my entrance...
Hello everyone, I am Clive Iriz, also known as the Grey Bastion. That is all that is needed to be said.
Good day, everyone.
Hello everyone, I am Clive Iriz, also known as the Grey Bastion. That is all that is needed to be said.
Good day, everyone.
May 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
🛡 Ah, about time I made my entrance...
Hello everyone, I am Clive Iriz, also known as the Grey Bastion. That is all that is needed to be said.
Good day, everyone.
Hello everyone, I am Clive Iriz, also known as the Grey Bastion. That is all that is needed to be said.
Good day, everyone.
🟣 Haaaahhh... Eclipse is dead, Olive's a traitor and powerful as fuck...
God damn guess I'm gonna have to call the big guy then...
[Riiiiiing.... riiiiing.]
Gah... voicemail... probably busy...
Ahem-
Heyyyyy, Clive! How's it goin'?
Yeeeaaah, we've got a preeetty shitty situation on our hands,
God damn guess I'm gonna have to call the big guy then...
[Riiiiiing.... riiiiing.]
Gah... voicemail... probably busy...
Ahem-
Heyyyyy, Clive! How's it goin'?
Yeeeaaah, we've got a preeetty shitty situation on our hands,
May 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
🟣 Haaaahhh... Eclipse is dead, Olive's a traitor and powerful as fuck...
God damn guess I'm gonna have to call the big guy then...
[Riiiiiing.... riiiiing.]
Gah... voicemail... probably busy...
Ahem-
Heyyyyy, Clive! How's it goin'?
Yeeeaaah, we've got a preeetty shitty situation on our hands,
God damn guess I'm gonna have to call the big guy then...
[Riiiiiing.... riiiiing.]
Gah... voicemail... probably busy...
Ahem-
Heyyyyy, Clive! How's it goin'?
Yeeeaaah, we've got a preeetty shitty situation on our hands,
💠 I... I thought he... I...
L-Leave me alone!
L-Leave me alone!
May 15, 2025 at 11:02 AM
💠 I... I thought he... I...
L-Leave me alone!
L-Leave me alone!
💠 [The android walks into Yggdrasil, and places down Eclipse gently.]
I'm sorry.
[As quick as they appear, they leave in an instant.]
I'm sorry.
[As quick as they appear, they leave in an instant.]
May 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
💠 [The android walks into Yggdrasil, and places down Eclipse gently.]
I'm sorry.
[As quick as they appear, they leave in an instant.]
I'm sorry.
[As quick as they appear, they leave in an instant.]
💠 ...she... actually just killed Eclipse.
...oh no. Oooh, no, this is real bad... this is real real bad...
...oh no. Oooh, no, this is real bad... this is real real bad...
🌑 ...no... no time...
[He goes to pull out his phone, but slumps over, body feeling too weak for such an action.]
I'm... I'm sorry Catalyst...
[With that, he finally dies, the tree quickly vanishing.]
[He goes to pull out his phone, but slumps over, body feeling too weak for such an action.]
I'm... I'm sorry Catalyst...
[With that, he finally dies, the tree quickly vanishing.]
May 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
💠 ...she... actually just killed Eclipse.
...oh no. Oooh, no, this is real bad... this is real real bad...
...oh no. Oooh, no, this is real bad... this is real real bad...
🟣 THE SHIT IS GOIN' ON!? I'M BLOODY SOAKED!
💠 Hm, the end times. A lot more wet than I thought. I seem okay though.
🟣 BECAUSE YOU'RE A NICE PERSON!
AUGH-
THIS IS HORRIBLE!
💠 Hm, the end times. A lot more wet than I thought. I seem okay though.
🟣 BECAUSE YOU'RE A NICE PERSON!
AUGH-
THIS IS HORRIBLE!
May 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
🟣 THE SHIT IS GOIN' ON!? I'M BLOODY SOAKED!
💠 Hm, the end times. A lot more wet than I thought. I seem okay though.
🟣 BECAUSE YOU'RE A NICE PERSON!
AUGH-
THIS IS HORRIBLE!
💠 Hm, the end times. A lot more wet than I thought. I seem okay though.
🟣 BECAUSE YOU'RE A NICE PERSON!
AUGH-
THIS IS HORRIBLE!
💠 @whitenightdarkday.bsky.social
...my coworkers just called me their "favourite fail-lesbian"...
...the fault lies with you.
...my coworkers just called me their "favourite fail-lesbian"...
...the fault lies with you.
April 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
💠 @whitenightdarkday.bsky.social
...my coworkers just called me their "favourite fail-lesbian"...
...the fault lies with you.
...my coworkers just called me their "favourite fail-lesbian"...
...the fault lies with you.
@whitenightdarkday.bsky.social
💠 Question.
What's a Uke?
I got called it the other day and I don't know what it means?
💠 Question.
What's a Uke?
I got called it the other day and I don't know what it means?
April 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
@whitenightdarkday.bsky.social
💠 Question.
What's a Uke?
I got called it the other day and I don't know what it means?
💠 Question.
What's a Uke?
I got called it the other day and I don't know what it means?
💠 Ugh... finally got around to cleaning up the mess that distortion left behind when we fought...
Why did it have to be in my home...?
Ugh... at least Eve's alright, would've felt worse if she got even more hurt...
Probably just gonna... gonna pass out on the couch, I'm so tired...
Why did it have to be in my home...?
Ugh... at least Eve's alright, would've felt worse if she got even more hurt...
Probably just gonna... gonna pass out on the couch, I'm so tired...
April 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
💠 Ugh... finally got around to cleaning up the mess that distortion left behind when we fought...
Why did it have to be in my home...?
Ugh... at least Eve's alright, would've felt worse if she got even more hurt...
Probably just gonna... gonna pass out on the couch, I'm so tired...
Why did it have to be in my home...?
Ugh... at least Eve's alright, would've felt worse if she got even more hurt...
Probably just gonna... gonna pass out on the couch, I'm so tired...
💠 Aaaahhh... shit.
Nah. I have an idea.
See you soon
=)
See you soon
=)
April 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
💠 Aaaahhh... shit.