Jed
@thelowestbitter.bsky.social
The international* superstar** and Glasgow’s favourite*** adopted son The Lowest Bitter - thelowestbitter.bandcamp.com
🏳️🌈 he/him
🏳️🌈 he/him
Carly Rae Jepsen is PREGNANT oh no we ain’t getting a new album or tour now for YEEEAAARS 😭
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Carly Rae Jepsen is PREGNANT oh no we ain’t getting a new album or tour now for YEEEAAARS 😭
Have somehow never noticed this building near my work before and now I am obsessed with the trans tower 🏳️⚧️
October 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Have somehow never noticed this building near my work before and now I am obsessed with the trans tower 🏳️⚧️
I just feel like brands used to make a tiny bit more effort with Halloween branding than just shoving an alliterative spooky word in front of a product.
October 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I just feel like brands used to make a tiny bit more effort with Halloween branding than just shoving an alliterative spooky word in front of a product.
My work laptop has been doing this since April and there’s probably a really simple fix to it I could look up but I decided it was easier for me to accept that landscape is now portrait and portrait is now landscape
October 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
My work laptop has been doing this since April and there’s probably a really simple fix to it I could look up but I decided it was easier for me to accept that landscape is now portrait and portrait is now landscape
Really sloppy attempt at colour matching for the pasted in signature on Angela Rayner’s resignation letter. If she weren’t already resigning this would be enough for me
September 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Really sloppy attempt at colour matching for the pasted in signature on Angela Rayner’s resignation letter. If she weren’t already resigning this would be enough for me
Probably not the hottest take ever but we should be more dog-unfriendly. Because what the fuck is this shit
August 31, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Probably not the hottest take ever but we should be more dog-unfriendly. Because what the fuck is this shit
But what is Fran Healy Travis’s view on Crear? What’s the vibe like? Is it comparable to anywhere else?
August 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
But what is Fran Healy Travis’s view on Crear? What’s the vibe like? Is it comparable to anywhere else?
Two years early but never lost faith in Richarlison my beautiful Pigeon Prince
August 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Two years early but never lost faith in Richarlison my beautiful Pigeon Prince
The big billboard and all the turnstiles at Queen Street have been taken over by adverts for MOTH cocktails… which would be fine except you are not legally allowed to drink them on any train departing from this station
August 14, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The big billboard and all the turnstiles at Queen Street have been taken over by adverts for MOTH cocktails… which would be fine except you are not legally allowed to drink them on any train departing from this station
Duolingo ISTG don’t fuck with me
July 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Duolingo ISTG don’t fuck with me
Posted this on my insta but have it here too. A song called JED LUDD about how much I fucking hate AI
July 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Posted this on my insta but have it here too. A song called JED LUDD about how much I fucking hate AI
Instagram ad here for an app that tracks your subscriptions, included in the list of subscriptions is Council Tax… I mean I guess it’s a subscription to society? or at least a subscription to not being prosecuted for council tax evasion
July 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Instagram ad here for an app that tracks your subscriptions, included in the list of subscriptions is Council Tax… I mean I guess it’s a subscription to society? or at least a subscription to not being prosecuted for council tax evasion
Woke up in the early hours, for some reason my half awake brain had the thought that TLDR sounds like Teal DLR, and thought this was an important enough observation to record into my notes app before falling back to sleep. Sharing this wisdom with the rest of you now.
July 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Woke up in the early hours, for some reason my half awake brain had the thought that TLDR sounds like Teal DLR, and thought this was an important enough observation to record into my notes app before falling back to sleep. Sharing this wisdom with the rest of you now.
Pretending these are actually called Cummy Glusters to amuse myself
June 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Pretending these are actually called Cummy Glusters to amuse myself
It must be intimidating for my friends to have to share a group chat with someone so funny.
June 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It must be intimidating for my friends to have to share a group chat with someone so funny.
Imagine you’re a little beetle just minding your own business and some entomologist comes along and calls you a haemorrhoid. You’d be raging
May 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Imagine you’re a little beetle just minding your own business and some entomologist comes along and calls you a haemorrhoid. You’d be raging
Googles enforced AI is an abomination at the best of times but it’s particularly useless when you’re trying to catalogue insects. Just complete hallucinated horseshit
May 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Googles enforced AI is an abomination at the best of times but it’s particularly useless when you’re trying to catalogue insects. Just complete hallucinated horseshit
Why do we call it hayfever when we could be calling it a Pollen Breakdown?
May 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Why do we call it hayfever when we could be calling it a Pollen Breakdown?