Jed
@thelowestbitter.bsky.social
The international* superstar** and Glasgow’s favourite*** adopted son The Lowest Bitter - thelowestbitter.bandcamp.com
🏳️🌈 he/him
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Jed
@thelowestbitter.bsky.social
· Jul 10
Posted this on my insta but have it here too. A song called JED LUDD about how much I fucking hate AI
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Forgot that Thomas Frank’s Tottenham Hotspur were playing football tonight and then I just had to stupidly go and remember, cheers, evening ruined
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Forgot that Thomas Frank’s Tottenham Hotspur were playing football tonight and then I just had to stupidly go and remember, cheers, evening ruined
Handed in notice at my job (because I got a better job) and my departure was announced earlier this week in the weekly update email, and now I get to play a game of “does this person secretly hate me or do they just never read the weekly updates” when I interact with people who don’t mention it
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Handed in notice at my job (because I got a better job) and my departure was announced earlier this week in the weekly update email, and now I get to play a game of “does this person secretly hate me or do they just never read the weekly updates” when I interact with people who don’t mention it
This country was irrevocably fucked the moment Sainsbury’s decided to recategorise yoghurt as a main in their meal deal
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
This country was irrevocably fucked the moment Sainsbury’s decided to recategorise yoghurt as a main in their meal deal
Mad that a month ago I could not have given less of a shit about Lily Allen, and now if I don’t get tickets to see her perform West End Girl in the presale today I will **** ******
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Mad that a month ago I could not have given less of a shit about Lily Allen, and now if I don’t get tickets to see her perform West End Girl in the presale today I will **** ******
Spurs have scored 4 good goals, all from open play. Don’t care how crap the opposition have been, this is the most fun I’ve had watching us in ages 🥲
November 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Spurs have scored 4 good goals, all from open play. Don’t care how crap the opposition have been, this is the most fun I’ve had watching us in ages 🥲
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Forgot that Thomas Frank’s Tottenham Hotspur were playing football tonight and then I just had to stupidly go and remember, cheers, evening ruined
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Forgot that Thomas Frank’s Tottenham Hotspur were playing football tonight and then I just had to stupidly go and remember, cheers, evening ruined
Carly Rae Jepsen is PREGNANT oh no we ain’t getting a new album or tour now for YEEEAAARS 😭
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Carly Rae Jepsen is PREGNANT oh no we ain’t getting a new album or tour now for YEEEAAARS 😭
I feel like Chris Martin bizarrely yelling “let’s see those beautiful British arms” during Coldplay’s 2024 Glastonbury set deserved to become a meme, but seemingly the only people who picked up on it at the time were me and, based on a quick google, whoever was running the guardian live blog.
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I feel like Chris Martin bizarrely yelling “let’s see those beautiful British arms” during Coldplay’s 2024 Glastonbury set deserved to become a meme, but seemingly the only people who picked up on it at the time were me and, based on a quick google, whoever was running the guardian live blog.
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Excited to be starting my new job as PR for David Harbour today!
October 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Excited to be starting my new job as PR for David Harbour today!
Feel like Frank is pitching his tactics at Spurs like he's managing a team that came 17th, instead of coaching us like a team that's playing in the Champions League, and fair enough I guess we did make things confusing for him on that front
October 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Feel like Frank is pitching his tactics at Spurs like he's managing a team that came 17th, instead of coaching us like a team that's playing in the Champions League, and fair enough I guess we did make things confusing for him on that front
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Fair play to Brentford fans for sitting through seven years of this.
October 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Fair play to Brentford fans for sitting through seven years of this.
Have somehow never noticed this building near my work before and now I am obsessed with the trans tower 🏳️⚧️
October 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Have somehow never noticed this building near my work before and now I am obsessed with the trans tower 🏳️⚧️
Barney Ronay, the deeply weird football writer, has written about the decision to ban Maccabi Tel Aviv fans away at Aston Villa. It's 20 paragraphs long, and 6 of those are about Zack Polanski. Polanski has made no comment about this football match or the police's decision to bar away fans...
October 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Barney Ronay, the deeply weird football writer, has written about the decision to ban Maccabi Tel Aviv fans away at Aston Villa. It's 20 paragraphs long, and 6 of those are about Zack Polanski. Polanski has made no comment about this football match or the police's decision to bar away fans...
I just feel like brands used to make a tiny bit more effort with Halloween branding than just shoving an alliterative spooky word in front of a product.
October 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I just feel like brands used to make a tiny bit more effort with Halloween branding than just shoving an alliterative spooky word in front of a product.
I’m sorry because he seems very likeable from what I’ve seen, but you can’t be giving Springsteen’s reheated Nebraskchos the Mercury
October 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m sorry because he seems very likeable from what I’ve seen, but you can’t be giving Springsteen’s reheated Nebraskchos the Mercury
My work laptop has been doing this since April and there’s probably a really simple fix to it I could look up but I decided it was easier for me to accept that landscape is now portrait and portrait is now landscape
October 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
My work laptop has been doing this since April and there’s probably a really simple fix to it I could look up but I decided it was easier for me to accept that landscape is now portrait and portrait is now landscape
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if i had a nickel for every time Ash Regan had run for leadership of a party, lost, and then quit that party entirely i’d have two nickels, etc, etc
October 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
if i had a nickel for every time Ash Regan had run for leadership of a party, lost, and then quit that party entirely i’d have two nickels, etc, etc
Great gowns, beautiful gowns
October 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Great gowns, beautiful gowns
I’m in a place in Italy that has more of a pub feel than cafe/bar (it even has pub in the name) so thought I was safe just ordering at the counter but nope that was clearly not the case I have committed a terrible faux pas
October 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m in a place in Italy that has more of a pub feel than cafe/bar (it even has pub in the name) so thought I was safe just ordering at the counter but nope that was clearly not the case I have committed a terrible faux pas
Would quite like it if Spurs could manage to beat Wolves, an objectively shit team, ever
September 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Would quite like it if Spurs could manage to beat Wolves, an objectively shit team, ever
whenever Sherma's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Sherma"?
September 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
whenever Sherma's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Sherma"?
Soup isn’t so much a meal as it is an excuse to eat half a loaf of bread (complimentary)
September 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Soup isn’t so much a meal as it is an excuse to eat half a loaf of bread (complimentary)
Concerned that the question “why the hell does this Morrisons bakery bread need to have palm oil in it?” and the question “how the hell does this Morrisons bakery bread taste so good?” might be interrelated, RIP orangutans you had a good run but I’m sure if you tasted this bread you’d understand
September 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Concerned that the question “why the hell does this Morrisons bakery bread need to have palm oil in it?” and the question “how the hell does this Morrisons bakery bread taste so good?” might be interrelated, RIP orangutans you had a good run but I’m sure if you tasted this bread you’d understand