Ted Heller
@thellernyc.bsky.social
Poetaster, chanteuse, Old World artisan, raconteur, flambeur, roustabout, God's gift to womankind, deity-loathing atheist, your worst nightmare become flesh, and ultimately the Conscience of America.
"So I'll take these two. How much?"
September 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"So I'll take these two. How much?"
Breaking news: Dak Prescott has been writing Trump's Truth Social posts...
September 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Breaking news: Dak Prescott has been writing Trump's Truth Social posts...
He might be onto something.
September 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
He might be onto something.
"Well, he would, wouldn't he?" — Mandy Rice-Davies
August 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"Well, he would, wouldn't he?" — Mandy Rice-Davies
He knows his history...
August 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
He knows his history...
1. Trump is an idiot.
2. Trump is a moron.
3. Trump is a stooge.
4. Trump is an imbecile.
5. Trump is dumb.
6. Epstein.
2. Trump is a moron.
3. Trump is a stooge.
4. Trump is an imbecile.
5. Trump is dumb.
6. Epstein.
August 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
1. Trump is an idiot.
2. Trump is a moron.
3. Trump is a stooge.
4. Trump is an imbecile.
5. Trump is dumb.
6. Epstein.
2. Trump is a moron.
3. Trump is a stooge.
4. Trump is an imbecile.
5. Trump is dumb.
6. Epstein.
Really looking forward to the Todd Blanche-Ghislaine Maxwell meeting...
July 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Really looking forward to the Todd Blanche-Ghislaine Maxwell meeting...
Doomsday meets Bloomsday.
[TL;DR]
[TL;DR]
June 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Doomsday meets Bloomsday.
[TL;DR]
[TL;DR]
"It is the night of our dear savior's girth..."
June 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"It is the night of our dear savior's girth..."
Dude knows his shit.
May 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Dude knows his shit.
Love this scene from the director's cut of "The Godfather," when Luca Brasi's mentally defective brother soils his diaper at the wedding, and Svetlana Brasi, his daughter, gives Sonny a secret handjob.
April 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Love this scene from the director's cut of "The Godfather," when Luca Brasi's mentally defective brother soils his diaper at the wedding, and Svetlana Brasi, his daughter, gives Sonny a secret handjob.
"Lawrence of Greenlandia"
March 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"Lawrence of Greenlandia"
I've just been given an advance copy of Trump's speech tonight...
March 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I've just been given an advance copy of Trump's speech tonight...