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Carrot
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The parody is out now!
Go listen babyyyyyyyyyy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzBq...
All I Did this Christmas Was Poo (PARODY) featuring @water40k
YouTube video by TheLivingCarrot
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
it is my birthday
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I'm currently working on a parody of All I Want For Christmas Is You in which Mariah Carey gets severe dysentery.
October 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Can't believe they didn't buy anything!
August 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
holy smegging sweetcorn of the moons of Mars
I just tried Weetabix with oat milk and what the fridgicles it's gorgeous
August 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
August 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
insurance is stupid
July 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Reposted by Carrot
June 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Now that I've completed my GCSE Music stuff, I can say that all of my musical opinions are objectively correct.
June 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
woah
June 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I feature in this video, vitally important you watch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPAR...
Steve's lava chicken (w/thelivinggyatt)
YouTube video by A-HAT
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May 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
one of my recent drawings
can you guess who it's of?
May 3, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I have just been informed that today is world carrot day.
What do I do with this information
April 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
this is a good one
April 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Indeed.
March 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
the train
February 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Quite happy with this representation of how the past few years have felt like to me.
January 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Christmas is cool.
A time of generosity, when each of us should put aside our differences and spend time with those closest to us.
And with those closest to us, we can work together to make those without people near them have a brighter day.
Merry Christmas to you, who reads this.
December 25, 2024 at 7:55 PM
I quite like Bluesky
December 18, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I just had the insane realisation that I've had discord for well over five years
how is my brain not a liquid yet?
and the rest of me, for that matter
December 8, 2024 at 8:48 PM
cheems
December 5, 2024 at 1:06 AM