The Lemon Unicorn
thelemonunicorn.bsky.social
The Lemon Unicorn
@thelemonunicorn.bsky.social
Pursuing new perspectives on life with chronic pain, with humour, philosophy, fact, feeling and science. Mumma to a blind kitteh. Lived experience: fibromyalgia, rheumatoid arthritis, cptsd. Aussie.
Things that make me go hmmm...
January 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose
January 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Interesting point. Animal suffering is set to escalate due to mastitis, uncleaned stalls, stress, all the thousands of hours work it takes to keep up a dairy or other animal farming practice.
If the workers stay away from the CAFO’s, WI dairy industry will crash in 3 days.
Cows don’t milk themselves.
January 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Watched The Apprentice yesterday. Stan and Strong's portrayals were spectacular. Even with some -that didn't happen- parts, the sick feeling about Cohn, and his influence on T, was palpable. Horrible. And only a small part of who T is now. Skin crawling must watch.
January 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Amazon...
You didn't scroll down far enough.
January 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Honestly, a John Wick marathon today, public holiday Monday here, seems appropriate. I need it.
a man with a beard is wearing a suit and tie and looking at something .
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a suit and tie and looking at something .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Fixed It.
January 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
@maryltrump.bsky.social Mary Trump asks "was the BBC roofied?".. going on to say, he *has* learned. How to be even worse. By surrounding himself with yes men and don't care about others type people. Just like him.
January 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Tired of authenticity being marketed as automatically a good thing. If you value lies and cheating, and you lie and cheat, you are being authentic. These buzz words are not the flex you think they are. Read a damn dictionary.
January 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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That $100 billion AI deal Trump claimed credit for? It's actually been in the works since at least March, 10 months before Trump returned to the White House. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
OpenAI and other tech titans worked on Stargate deal months before Trump won
Such announcements aren’t without political risks, as OpenAI learned when Trump adviser Elon Musk criticized the deal on the social network he owns.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
January 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Australia vs. Austria: Just to Avoid Confusion
December 11, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Blood clots... good god. Copied from x as doesn't show up live here as a post. @rogerseheult.bsky.social @drsusanoliver.bsky.social
January 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Our newest arrival, Jelly Roll, is making quite the impression—mostly with his massive testosterone-filled cheeks that are simply irresistible! He’s rocking his chonky tomcat vibes like a pro, and honestly, who could resist that face? And those ears?! We just can't get enough!
January 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
youtu.be/JbMH8_Mgm18?... great vid @emmathorne.bsky.social grifters be grifty lol. What a scammer. $300 a month ladies, improoove yourselves!
"Looksmaxxing" For Women is Just as Cursed 💊
YouTube video by Emma Thorne
youtu.be
January 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
So Microsoft365 are increasing their annual subs to cover forcing AI on me. I have been testing WPS and easily sold (free version too). I use Moz Thunderbird not Outlook, so Byeeee Microsoft... I only need a good Word alternative, and WPS will save as Word where needed.
January 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
40 celsius, 3x in a row.... cool kitty.
January 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Biphasic sleep. Pretty normal before the Industrial revolution. Earliest reference in Homer's OdysseY. The issue will be, not engaging my brain so the part that overthinks kicks in. (A panel from a medieval stained glass church window a married couple sleeping.
TonyBaggett/iStockphoto/Getty Images)
January 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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This is genius! Highly recommend.
I just used Sky Follower Bridge and my feed is back to what I used to enjoy before the Other Place became you know what; I recommend it warmly www.sky-follower-bridge.dev
Sky Follower Bridge
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www.sky-follower-bridge.dev
January 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Brilliant.
January 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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People on TikTok are reporting ICE raids happening in small cities in various states.

To get past algorithmic censorship, they’re writing down the information on paper and holding up and shuffling through the handwritten signs as they talk about pretend subjects like shopping, food, and animals.
January 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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January 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM