The fact that halloween decorations are already on clearance before October even starts is COMPLETELY INSANE. You now have to think months in advance when planning for any holiday now. I hate capitalism. #thisissomebullshit

Literally me at the gym today for a brief moment when I didn't realize the creepy person staring at me was just my own dumb reflection in the window from far away.

You ever get a headache so bad it makes you feel like a supervillain

My anger knows no bounds

Me watching Stargate SG1 like:

I am fucking READY for this new Animal Crossing update.