thelazydog 𓅃
@thelazydog.bsky.social
FABTCG, coiner of terms, Forbes Top 30 under 30, discontent creator, Emmy nominated screenwriter, voice actor
Was expecting a Balance of Justice in the mail but this showed up instead 😅
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Was expecting a Balance of Justice in the mail but this showed up instead 😅
It’s been suggested that if I made some slight changes the card names would be more legible so I’ve done that for clarity here
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It’s been suggested that if I made some slight changes the card names would be more legible so I’ve done that for clarity here
Saw this cool trend on mtg Twitter where you can share your decklist like this and it shows off the art of all the cards, I also arranged it so that it is a colour gradient what do yall think?
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Saw this cool trend on mtg Twitter where you can share your decklist like this and it shows off the art of all the cards, I also arranged it so that it is a colour gradient what do yall think?
I ain’t paying for Twitter 😌
October 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I ain’t paying for Twitter 😌
I apologize to my loyal friends, fans, hate followers for my lack of online presence here recently. I’ve neglected to provide uplifting and insightful commentary on recent current events, and I can only do what I must to make up for the emotional harm that I’ve caused.
Pic unrelated
Pic unrelated
September 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I apologize to my loyal friends, fans, hate followers for my lack of online presence here recently. I’ve neglected to provide uplifting and insightful commentary on recent current events, and I can only do what I must to make up for the emotional harm that I’ve caused.
Pic unrelated
Pic unrelated
Resharing this in honour of the Ira armory deck coming out, we EDGING IN HERE
July 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Resharing this in honour of the Ira armory deck coming out, we EDGING IN HERE
Ya know I’m all about letting the dogs out… let’s get them extended
#feetpicfriday #vacation #slay #fabtcg
#feetpicfriday #vacation #slay #fabtcg
May 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Ya know I’m all about letting the dogs out… let’s get them extended
#feetpicfriday #vacation #slay #fabtcg
#feetpicfriday #vacation #slay #fabtcg
Market Manipulation Pro Tip #9
Pesky necromancers and their zombies messing up your lawn? Make sure you have this card so you can CLEAVE them apart. Currently sitting at $1, this majestic from DYN is a great sideboard card for Axe Warrior to deal with the scourge of Gravy Bones.
#fabtcg
Pesky necromancers and their zombies messing up your lawn? Make sure you have this card so you can CLEAVE them apart. Currently sitting at $1, this majestic from DYN is a great sideboard card for Axe Warrior to deal with the scourge of Gravy Bones.
#fabtcg
May 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Market Manipulation Pro Tip #9
Pesky necromancers and their zombies messing up your lawn? Make sure you have this card so you can CLEAVE them apart. Currently sitting at $1, this majestic from DYN is a great sideboard card for Axe Warrior to deal with the scourge of Gravy Bones.
#fabtcg
Pesky necromancers and their zombies messing up your lawn? Make sure you have this card so you can CLEAVE them apart. Currently sitting at $1, this majestic from DYN is a great sideboard card for Axe Warrior to deal with the scourge of Gravy Bones.
#fabtcg
falling to my knees and turning into a skeleton because of reasons beyond mortal comprehension
May 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
falling to my knees and turning into a skeleton because of reasons beyond mortal comprehension
This punk fish, I Write Fins not Tragedies, reddit browsing fedora wearing nice guy about to offer you one gold token and expect it back, Gerard Wave with the comb over, greasy ass never takes a shower even though you’re in water literally always, trench coat more like trench foot, amputate that thi
May 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This punk fish, I Write Fins not Tragedies, reddit browsing fedora wearing nice guy about to offer you one gold token and expect it back, Gerard Wave with the comb over, greasy ass never takes a shower even though you’re in water literally always, trench coat more like trench foot, amputate that thi
![me nd my pirate girlfriend
[holding hands]
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:msfj3x4hu5t27w5bttvyz473/bafkreih2x27mzwryn4gt6kf3dkqwtxdmdwc7anaommufzilqr2omsnscmi@jpeg)
In Case of Necromancer - BREAK GLASS
May 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
In Case of Necromancer - BREAK GLASS
Ya’ll I only just realized it’s called Project Blue because of this circle am I dumb or???
April 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Ya’ll I only just realized it’s called Project Blue because of this circle am I dumb or???
State violence, and sometimes the state in and of itself, is clearly a social problem shaping not only the structure of governance but also citizenship and the quality of life of individuals and communities. This chapter provides a guide to the litera
April 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
State violence, and sometimes the state in and of itself, is clearly a social problem shaping not only the structure of governance but also citizenship and the quality of life of individuals and communities. This chapter provides a guide to the litera
He died for our sins
April 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
He died for our sins
The UNDISPUTED GOAT!!
April 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The UNDISPUTED GOAT!!
The nerve of some people
April 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The nerve of some people
Pro Tour #FABLondon Top 8 brought to you by this guy 😎
April 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Pro Tour #FABLondon Top 8 brought to you by this guy 😎
Market Manipulation Pro Tip #8:
When the economy is starting to look bad, you can go down to your bank and ask to withdraw all of your money as cash because you need to spend it on trading cards
#fabtcg
When the economy is starting to look bad, you can go down to your bank and ask to withdraw all of your money as cash because you need to spend it on trading cards
#fabtcg
April 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Market Manipulation Pro Tip #8:
When the economy is starting to look bad, you can go down to your bank and ask to withdraw all of your money as cash because you need to spend it on trading cards
#fabtcg
When the economy is starting to look bad, you can go down to your bank and ask to withdraw all of your money as cash because you need to spend it on trading cards
#fabtcg
Market Manipulation Pro Tip #7:
Blue ✅
0 cost ✅
Cranks ✅
This hate card is already making a splash in the current metagame, and as a 0 cost Crank effect, it contributes toward activating Puffin’s hero power. It might not be quite as powerful as it is for DIO, but could be a good pickup before SEA!
Blue ✅
0 cost ✅
Cranks ✅
This hate card is already making a splash in the current metagame, and as a 0 cost Crank effect, it contributes toward activating Puffin’s hero power. It might not be quite as powerful as it is for DIO, but could be a good pickup before SEA!
April 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Market Manipulation Pro Tip #7:
Blue ✅
0 cost ✅
Cranks ✅
This hate card is already making a splash in the current metagame, and as a 0 cost Crank effect, it contributes toward activating Puffin’s hero power. It might not be quite as powerful as it is for DIO, but could be a good pickup before SEA!
Blue ✅
0 cost ✅
Cranks ✅
This hate card is already making a splash in the current metagame, and as a 0 cost Crank effect, it contributes toward activating Puffin’s hero power. It might not be quite as powerful as it is for DIO, but could be a good pickup before SEA!