thelazydog 𓅃
@thelazydog.bsky.social
FABTCG, coiner of terms, Forbes Top 30 under 30, discontent creator, Emmy nominated screenwriter, voice actor
So last year before Worlds I bought a CF EA Trench because I was super confident that Ranger would be in the first set of 2025... I just bought a playset of Call for Backup, sorry to everyone that is hoping for a Shadow hero in PEN
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
So last year before Worlds I bought a CF EA Trench because I was super confident that Ranger would be in the first set of 2025... I just bought a playset of Call for Backup, sorry to everyone that is hoping for a Shadow hero in PEN
Was expecting a Balance of Justice in the mail but this showed up instead 😅
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Was expecting a Balance of Justice in the mail but this showed up instead 😅
It’s been suggested that if I made some slight changes the card names would be more legible so I’ve done that for clarity here
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It’s been suggested that if I made some slight changes the card names would be more legible so I’ve done that for clarity here
Saw this cool trend on mtg Twitter where you can share your decklist like this and it shows off the art of all the cards, I also arranged it so that it is a colour gradient what do yall think?
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Saw this cool trend on mtg Twitter where you can share your decklist like this and it shows off the art of all the cards, I also arranged it so that it is a colour gradient what do yall think?
For anyone too impatient to wait for James White to make an official announcement, I have insider information from some of the big TOs about what a Showdown is.
More below ⬇️
More below ⬇️
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
For anyone too impatient to wait for James White to make an official announcement, I have insider information from some of the big TOs about what a Showdown is.
More below ⬇️
More below ⬇️
As the 2025 Blue Jays taught us, we should do our best to bring about revolutionary socialism even if there is a pessimism or sense of inevitability to a certain outcome. There is bliss in finding purpose, no matter how doomed.
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
As the 2025 Blue Jays taught us, we should do our best to bring about revolutionary socialism even if there is a pessimism or sense of inevitability to a certain outcome. There is bliss in finding purpose, no matter how doomed.
Maybe you can call this toxic but I keep saying bad FAB takes like “ban mask of momentum” or “ban flick knives” or “ban storm striders”. I don’t think the correct approach to bans should ever be to delete decks from the metagame, and even with LSS recent more-bans philosophy, it wouldn’t be right
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Maybe you can call this toxic but I keep saying bad FAB takes like “ban mask of momentum” or “ban flick knives” or “ban storm striders”. I don’t think the correct approach to bans should ever be to delete decks from the metagame, and even with LSS recent more-bans philosophy, it wouldn’t be right
CC: @brodiespurlock.bsky.social you gotta get onto this pre-tournament routine
October 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
CC: @brodiespurlock.bsky.social you gotta get onto this pre-tournament routine
Libbing out over the wine mom that is repeatedly calling public figures a twat
October 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Libbing out over the wine mom that is repeatedly calling public figures a twat
They should add an asterisk to everyone that makes it into a roll of honour for living legend points this PQ season cuz half of yall did NOT deserve that 😌
October 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
They should add an asterisk to everyone that makes it into a roll of honour for living legend points this PQ season cuz half of yall did NOT deserve that 😌
I ain’t paying for Twitter 😌
October 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I ain’t paying for Twitter 😌
In my ideal world for @fabtcg LL:
Ban Starvo OR make Starvo singleton only
Ban Awakening
Heavy Chane bans (e.g. all RG cards and Bounding Demigon) OR make Chane singleton only
Small hit to Viserai (Dirge/Malefic restricted to 1 per colour)
Unban crown of seeds
WMD on watchlist
I get 20 more chara
Ban Starvo OR make Starvo singleton only
Ban Awakening
Heavy Chane bans (e.g. all RG cards and Bounding Demigon) OR make Chane singleton only
Small hit to Viserai (Dirge/Malefic restricted to 1 per colour)
Unban crown of seeds
WMD on watchlist
I get 20 more chara
October 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
In my ideal world for @fabtcg LL:
Ban Starvo OR make Starvo singleton only
Ban Awakening
Heavy Chane bans (e.g. all RG cards and Bounding Demigon) OR make Chane singleton only
Small hit to Viserai (Dirge/Malefic restricted to 1 per colour)
Unban crown of seeds
WMD on watchlist
I get 20 more chara
Ban Starvo OR make Starvo singleton only
Ban Awakening
Heavy Chane bans (e.g. all RG cards and Bounding Demigon) OR make Chane singleton only
Small hit to Viserai (Dirge/Malefic restricted to 1 per colour)
Unban crown of seeds
WMD on watchlist
I get 20 more chara
the literal absolute worst part of climate change bar none is that because it stays unseasonably warm into late October before immediately nosediving into a sad end of fall cold weather which means you only have exactly 3 hours and 27 minutes of perfect conditions to wear a cool lightweight jacket
October 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
the literal absolute worst part of climate change bar none is that because it stays unseasonably warm into late October before immediately nosediving into a sad end of fall cold weather which means you only have exactly 3 hours and 27 minutes of perfect conditions to wear a cool lightweight jacket
Not now kitten, daddy got 100k on twitter and now he has to workshop a Bluesky post that will provide the same amount of dopamine
October 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Not now kitten, daddy got 100k on twitter and now he has to workshop a Bluesky post that will provide the same amount of dopamine
please disregard I've been informed they are identical twins @fabjudges.bsky.social @lss-karol.bsky.social
So uhm… does anyone know the steps for reporting someone for playing in a Pro Quest under a different GEM ID after they have already won a Pro Quest the week before???
October 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
please disregard I've been informed they are identical twins @fabjudges.bsky.social @lss-karol.bsky.social
So uhm… does anyone know the steps for reporting someone for playing in a Pro Quest under a different GEM ID after they have already won a Pro Quest the week before???
October 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
So uhm… does anyone know the steps for reporting someone for playing in a Pro Quest under a different GEM ID after they have already won a Pro Quest the week before???
Happy 6th birthday @fabtcg.com! That’s long enough to attend university and get a bachelor’s and masters degree in that timespan... or were you procrastinating too much because of the card gaming?
October 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Happy 6th birthday @fabtcg.com! That’s long enough to attend university and get a bachelor’s and masters degree in that timespan... or were you procrastinating too much because of the card gaming?
Why does the emergency telephone in the metro station sound like a stream of flowing water, there’s no water anywhere in sight, did I find an urban cryptid?!
October 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Why does the emergency telephone in the metro station sound like a stream of flowing water, there’s no water anywhere in sight, did I find an urban cryptid?!
Learning from other social media spaces that #fabtcg needs some more e-drama to really be entertaining, let me kick us off: if you enjoy playing illusionist, you’re basically a stinky farm animal
September 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Learning from other social media spaces that #fabtcg needs some more e-drama to really be entertaining, let me kick us off: if you enjoy playing illusionist, you’re basically a stinky farm animal
I was on a short flight and watched Sinners, great cinematography but not sure I understood it, (SPOILERS) the way the whole movie ended with a white woman sex killing a black man before cutting to a pixelated globe with little cities marked on it was really a bold artistic choice
September 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I was on a short flight and watched Sinners, great cinematography but not sure I understood it, (SPOILERS) the way the whole movie ended with a white woman sex killing a black man before cutting to a pixelated globe with little cities marked on it was really a bold artistic choice
Hotel convenience store is charging $8 for a large bag of chips and I have a shameful confession to make
September 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Hotel convenience store is charging $8 for a large bag of chips and I have a shameful confession to make
Average American Google search history
what is fascism
how did they beat fascism the first time
Italian meatball recipes
Denazification
Denazification Soviet Union
fascism permanent won’t go away with bleach
Is fascism real
what is fascism
how did they beat fascism the first time
Italian meatball recipes
Denazification
Denazification Soviet Union
fascism permanent won’t go away with bleach
Is fascism real
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Average American Google search history
what is fascism
how did they beat fascism the first time
Italian meatball recipes
Denazification
Denazification Soviet Union
fascism permanent won’t go away with bleach
Is fascism real
what is fascism
how did they beat fascism the first time
Italian meatball recipes
Denazification
Denazification Soviet Union
fascism permanent won’t go away with bleach
Is fascism real
I apologize to my loyal friends, fans, hate followers for my lack of online presence here recently. I’ve neglected to provide uplifting and insightful commentary on recent current events, and I can only do what I must to make up for the emotional harm that I’ve caused.
Pic unrelated
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September 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I apologize to my loyal friends, fans, hate followers for my lack of online presence here recently. I’ve neglected to provide uplifting and insightful commentary on recent current events, and I can only do what I must to make up for the emotional harm that I’ve caused.
Pic unrelated
Pic unrelated
Reposted by thelazydog 𓅃
So I was debating what Reviled thing I could do for my #fabtcg spoiler, and I realized the leakers trying to ruin spoiler season already did the most reviled thing they could. So I decided to let you, too, ruin spoiler season. Please enjoy.
www.thefabcube.com
(Desktop browsers only, sorry!)
www.thefabcube.com
(Desktop browsers only, sorry!)
The Fab Cube
A cube builder and card database for Flesh and Blood TCG!
www.thefabcube.com
September 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
So I was debating what Reviled thing I could do for my #fabtcg spoiler, and I realized the leakers trying to ruin spoiler season already did the most reviled thing they could. So I decided to let you, too, ruin spoiler season. Please enjoy.
www.thefabcube.com
(Desktop browsers only, sorry!)
www.thefabcube.com
(Desktop browsers only, sorry!)