The Lavender Witch
@thelavenderwitch.bsky.social
Not safe for clout goblins.
Tarot reader, witch, goth, queer.
They/them.
https://ko-fi.com/thelavenderwitch
Tarot reader, witch, goth, queer.
They/them.
https://ko-fi.com/thelavenderwitch
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I had no idea Udo Kier was gay until he died.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I had no idea Udo Kier was gay until he died.
So I got followed by a bunch of bots on here overnight...
"I HATE TRUMP!!!" in every bio? Girl.. and always following crazy amounts of people.
"I HATE TRUMP!!!" in every bio? Girl.. and always following crazy amounts of people.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
So I got followed by a bunch of bots on here overnight...
"I HATE TRUMP!!!" in every bio? Girl.. and always following crazy amounts of people.
"I HATE TRUMP!!!" in every bio? Girl.. and always following crazy amounts of people.
I think Bsky is full of bots.. these aren't real people for sure.
Also, I sell stuff, bro. Or try to... So, you're not following your own morals.
Also, I sell stuff, bro. Or try to... So, you're not following your own morals.
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I think Bsky is full of bots.. these aren't real people for sure.
Also, I sell stuff, bro. Or try to... So, you're not following your own morals.
Also, I sell stuff, bro. Or try to... So, you're not following your own morals.
So, um.. if you have an AI profile picture, use AI, and you call yourself a witch, I'm going to ask you to fuck off.
We respect and love nature. A lot more to be said about AI, but let's keep it short. For now.
We respect and love nature. A lot more to be said about AI, but let's keep it short. For now.
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So, um.. if you have an AI profile picture, use AI, and you call yourself a witch, I'm going to ask you to fuck off.
We respect and love nature. A lot more to be said about AI, but let's keep it short. For now.
We respect and love nature. A lot more to be said about AI, but let's keep it short. For now.
I finally got my creative energy back. I made earrings!
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I finally got my creative energy back. I made earrings!
My inability to keep friends should be studied.
Wait, that's just normal for autistics? Well, damn.
Wait, that's just normal for autistics? Well, damn.
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My inability to keep friends should be studied.
Wait, that's just normal for autistics? Well, damn.
Wait, that's just normal for autistics? Well, damn.
I slept like poop, which was to be expected. I need to find some relaxing before bed rituals. Like, an hour of screaming with incense going.
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I slept like poop, which was to be expected. I need to find some relaxing before bed rituals. Like, an hour of screaming with incense going.
I'd so be trying to find alcohol if I didn't have a migraine yesterday. Imagine finding out that your "best friend" has been lying and hiding things for 3 years. She's been back together with that manthing for 3 years.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'd so be trying to find alcohol if I didn't have a migraine yesterday. Imagine finding out that your "best friend" has been lying and hiding things for 3 years. She's been back together with that manthing for 3 years.
So, why do you guys on here keep falling for engagement bait by "readers"?
My good, upstanding bitch, your financial issues aren't going to get fixed by "claiming" anything on a post. There isn't anything to claim. They just want traction to their account because they want to sell you readings.
My good, upstanding bitch, your financial issues aren't going to get fixed by "claiming" anything on a post. There isn't anything to claim. They just want traction to their account because they want to sell you readings.
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So, why do you guys on here keep falling for engagement bait by "readers"?
My good, upstanding bitch, your financial issues aren't going to get fixed by "claiming" anything on a post. There isn't anything to claim. They just want traction to their account because they want to sell you readings.
My good, upstanding bitch, your financial issues aren't going to get fixed by "claiming" anything on a post. There isn't anything to claim. They just want traction to their account because they want to sell you readings.
I must've had a recent past life as a medieval peasant, because why was I surprised that a big bag of salt is 0.50€? I literally believed that salt was still expensive.
Oh, we're doing salt magic, bitches!
Oh, we're doing salt magic, bitches!
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I must've had a recent past life as a medieval peasant, because why was I surprised that a big bag of salt is 0.50€? I literally believed that salt was still expensive.
Oh, we're doing salt magic, bitches!
Oh, we're doing salt magic, bitches!
Do I want to watch about 6 hours of videos exposing Shane Dawson?
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Do I want to watch about 6 hours of videos exposing Shane Dawson?
Well, once thing I've managed to do is be better about my skincare through all my mental health drama.
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Well, once thing I've managed to do is be better about my skincare through all my mental health drama.
Exhausted. Send tea.
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Exhausted. Send tea.
Reposted by The Lavender Witch
Americans still not realising that they elected a guy named Fart twice.
In god we fart!
In god we fart!
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Americans still not realising that they elected a guy named Fart twice.
In god we fart!
In god we fart!
I 100% believe that Donald Jessica Trump sucked off Bill Jessica Clinton.
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I 100% believe that Donald Jessica Trump sucked off Bill Jessica Clinton.
Americans still not realising that they elected a guy named Fart twice.
In god we fart!
In god we fart!
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Americans still not realising that they elected a guy named Fart twice.
In god we fart!
In god we fart!
A random guy selling vegetables told me about taking zinc and magnesium for headaches and migraines, after two doctors couldn't think of anything.
Life is funny like that.
Life is funny like that.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
A random guy selling vegetables told me about taking zinc and magnesium for headaches and migraines, after two doctors couldn't think of anything.
Life is funny like that.
Life is funny like that.
Well, fuck my abandonment issues, right?
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Well, fuck my abandonment issues, right?
Oh, you don't think someone who has 23 years in tarot and almost 30 in the craft has something to offer you? #witch #witchsky #pagansky #tarotsky
Realistically, I'd need three bookings this month to be okay. Reposts help.
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November 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I got on my Genshintwt account for a homophobe to find me and start being a dick.
Morons just have to try a really mouthy, quick-witted autistic gay..
Morons just have to try a really mouthy, quick-witted autistic gay..
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I got on my Genshintwt account for a homophobe to find me and start being a dick.
Morons just have to try a really mouthy, quick-witted autistic gay..
Morons just have to try a really mouthy, quick-witted autistic gay..
How bitches feel after they do the bare minimum to support you, like "I hope you get better."
a silhouette of a woman in a dress is standing in front of a blue and pink background .
Alt: a silhouette of a woman in a dress is standing in front of a blue and pink background .
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November 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
How bitches feel after they do the bare minimum to support you, like "I hope you get better."
Cloudflare is down... and two nameless websites I use are down. Oh well.
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Cloudflare is down... and two nameless websites I use are down. Oh well.