The Lavender Witch
@thelavenderwitch.bsky.social
Not safe for clout goblins.
Tarot reader, witch, goth, queer.
They/them.
https://ko-fi.com/thelavenderwitch
Tarot reader, witch, goth, queer.
They/them.
https://ko-fi.com/thelavenderwitch
Pinned
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Every video from a queer or black creator on TikTok failed to load. Not suspicious at all.
January 27, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Every video from a queer or black creator on TikTok failed to load. Not suspicious at all.
Hey, so if you need to wage war against someone for standing up to you, talk so much shit about them and ruin their "reputation" in the community, poison anyone you can against them, you need extensive therapy and several arse kickings.
Yes, this happened to me. Numerous times.
Yes, this happened to me. Numerous times.
January 26, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Hey, so if you need to wage war against someone for standing up to you, talk so much shit about them and ruin their "reputation" in the community, poison anyone you can against them, you need extensive therapy and several arse kickings.
Yes, this happened to me. Numerous times.
Yes, this happened to me. Numerous times.
Oh, YouTube, you still can be good sometimes. IYKYK. I shall not discuss who this fool is.
January 26, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Oh, YouTube, you still can be good sometimes. IYKYK. I shall not discuss who this fool is.
Okay, so I need a BSky that likes artists, gays, theys, the dolls, drag queens, kings and things, other creatives, gremlins, goblins, witches and pagans.
January 26, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Okay, so I need a BSky that likes artists, gays, theys, the dolls, drag queens, kings and things, other creatives, gremlins, goblins, witches and pagans.
Banana Fish isn't BL - says Google
I was so unprepared for it that I couldn't fall asleep.
I was so unprepared for it that I couldn't fall asleep.
January 25, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Banana Fish isn't BL - says Google
I was so unprepared for it that I couldn't fall asleep.
I was so unprepared for it that I couldn't fall asleep.
January has decided to kick me in the arse just a little bit, so I really could use some work. It's hexing season, and trust me, I can teach you some good, solid, effective baneful magic. #witch #witchsky #tarot #tarotsky #FuckICE #FuckAI #smallbusiness
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January 25, 2026 at 5:46 PM
January has decided to kick me in the arse just a little bit, so I really could use some work. It's hexing season, and trust me, I can teach you some good, solid, effective baneful magic. #witch #witchsky #tarot #tarotsky #FuckICE #FuckAI #smallbusiness
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What my Halloween haul video taught me was to make something 2-3 videos instead of one long one. People love a series and nobody has an attention span.
January 25, 2026 at 4:41 PM
What my Halloween haul video taught me was to make something 2-3 videos instead of one long one. People love a series and nobody has an attention span.
So.. over on the other place, there's talk of "Genshin Impact 2" and let me tell you one thing clearly.. I'M OUT! I spent too many years grinding Primogems.
Honestly, I played Genshin instead of dating a toxic guy. Same fucking thing a lot of the time.
Honestly, I played Genshin instead of dating a toxic guy. Same fucking thing a lot of the time.
January 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
So.. over on the other place, there's talk of "Genshin Impact 2" and let me tell you one thing clearly.. I'M OUT! I spent too many years grinding Primogems.
Honestly, I played Genshin instead of dating a toxic guy. Same fucking thing a lot of the time.
Honestly, I played Genshin instead of dating a toxic guy. Same fucking thing a lot of the time.
Her curse worked. She's the star of that film.
January 24, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Her curse worked. She's the star of that film.
Call me 'acoustic' and that's an immediate block.
January 24, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Call me 'acoustic' and that's an immediate block.
I don't know who needs to hears this, but if you get back to your loser ex, don't get saddled with his loser family, too. Limit yourself to one deadbeat at a time.
January 24, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I don't know who needs to hears this, but if you get back to your loser ex, don't get saddled with his loser family, too. Limit yourself to one deadbeat at a time.
January 23, 2026 at 7:12 PM
After many moons, I have a reading for a client to do. I've also been sore and in pain for two days, had to tell the client to give me some time.
January 23, 2026 at 3:17 PM
After many moons, I have a reading for a client to do. I've also been sore and in pain for two days, had to tell the client to give me some time.
Is it just me, or did everyone's engagement on here suddenly drop?
January 22, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Is it just me, or did everyone's engagement on here suddenly drop?
My mother's friend got a scam phone call from her "daughter", super realistic, that she's injured and needs money for the ER.
I fucking hate AI, but this actually chilled my spine.
Be absolutely careful, answer no unknown calls, block every number you don't know #fuckAI
I fucking hate AI, but this actually chilled my spine.
Be absolutely careful, answer no unknown calls, block every number you don't know #fuckAI
January 21, 2026 at 5:34 PM
My mother's friend got a scam phone call from her "daughter", super realistic, that she's injured and needs money for the ER.
I fucking hate AI, but this actually chilled my spine.
Be absolutely careful, answer no unknown calls, block every number you don't know #fuckAI
I fucking hate AI, but this actually chilled my spine.
Be absolutely careful, answer no unknown calls, block every number you don't know #fuckAI
Get your readings, lessons and more from me. Surely, 30 years of experience as a witch and 25 as a reader means something #witch #witchsky #tarot #tarotsky
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January 20, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Get your readings, lessons and more from me. Surely, 30 years of experience as a witch and 25 as a reader means something #witch #witchsky #tarot #tarotsky
ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...
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January 20, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I just found a side of TikTok that obsessively hates Lucille Ball, calls her a man, a witch...
Well, if a deceased comedy actress upsets you so deeply, it's time for some electroshock therapy.
Well, if a deceased comedy actress upsets you so deeply, it's time for some electroshock therapy.
a black and white photo of a woman wearing a turtleneck sweater and a dress .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman wearing a turtleneck sweater and a dress .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I just found a side of TikTok that obsessively hates Lucille Ball, calls her a man, a witch...
Well, if a deceased comedy actress upsets you so deeply, it's time for some electroshock therapy.
Well, if a deceased comedy actress upsets you so deeply, it's time for some electroshock therapy.
I'm so tired of narcissistic people... Why's there always more of them?
I meet someone actually lovely and cool once a decade.
I meet someone actually lovely and cool once a decade.
January 20, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I'm so tired of narcissistic people... Why's there always more of them?
I meet someone actually lovely and cool once a decade.
I meet someone actually lovely and cool once a decade.
OpenAI bleeding money?
a blurry picture of a man holding a badminton racket in a park
Alt: a blurry picture of a man holding a badminton racket in a park
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 6:04 PM
OpenAI bleeding money?
I guess I won't stop watching anime, after all.
January 19, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I guess I won't stop watching anime, after all.