The Lavender Witch
@thelavenderwitch.bsky.social
Not safe for clout goblins.
Tarot reader, witch, goth, queer.
They/them.
https://ko-fi.com/thelavenderwitch
Tarot reader, witch, goth, queer.
They/them.
https://ko-fi.com/thelavenderwitch
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Oh, you don't think someone who has 23 years in tarot and almost 30 in the craft has something to offer you? #witch #witchsky #pagansky #tarotsky
Realistically, I'd need three bookings this month to be okay. Reposts help.
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November 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I got on my Genshintwt account for a homophobe to find me and start being a dick.
Morons just have to try a really mouthy, quick-witted autistic gay..
Morons just have to try a really mouthy, quick-witted autistic gay..
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I got on my Genshintwt account for a homophobe to find me and start being a dick.
Morons just have to try a really mouthy, quick-witted autistic gay..
Morons just have to try a really mouthy, quick-witted autistic gay..
How bitches feel after they do the bare minimum to support you, like "I hope you get better."
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November 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
How bitches feel after they do the bare minimum to support you, like "I hope you get better."
Cloudflare is down... and two nameless websites I use are down. Oh well.
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Cloudflare is down... and two nameless websites I use are down. Oh well.
It's cold, it's rainy, and if you built your platform on AI... I'll come for you. I have jars and pettiness.
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It's cold, it's rainy, and if you built your platform on AI... I'll come for you. I have jars and pettiness.
I really didn't need the reminder that, as an autistic adult, my choices are
1. Shut up and die
2. Participate, and get attacked because people are reactionary idiots, and then die
Or
3. Participate, get ignored, and then die.
1. Shut up and die
2. Participate, and get attacked because people are reactionary idiots, and then die
Or
3. Participate, get ignored, and then die.
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I really didn't need the reminder that, as an autistic adult, my choices are
1. Shut up and die
2. Participate, and get attacked because people are reactionary idiots, and then die
Or
3. Participate, get ignored, and then die.
1. Shut up and die
2. Participate, and get attacked because people are reactionary idiots, and then die
Or
3. Participate, get ignored, and then die.
Also, really getting tired of people. Can y'all just stop?
Well then. I just learned to not comment anything on TikTok because there's always someone to try and pick a fight with you.
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Also, really getting tired of people. Can y'all just stop?
Well then. I just learned to not comment anything on TikTok because there's always someone to try and pick a fight with you.
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Well then. I just learned to not comment anything on TikTok because there's always someone to try and pick a fight with you.
These earrings literally took 2-3 years of my lifespan. I wanted them badly, tried to save up. I assumed that's sterling silver, amethyst, real pearl for 250-300$. Nah. Stainless steel and glass. Anna Sui can go do one.
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
These earrings literally took 2-3 years of my lifespan. I wanted them badly, tried to save up. I assumed that's sterling silver, amethyst, real pearl for 250-300$. Nah. Stainless steel and glass. Anna Sui can go do one.
Reposted by The Lavender Witch
#politics #LGBTQIA2S+
In my opinion one of the reasons why many straight people are so afraid and jealous of the LGBTQIA2S+ people because we don't obey to the rules of "social norms".
1/3⤵️
In my opinion one of the reasons why many straight people are so afraid and jealous of the LGBTQIA2S+ people because we don't obey to the rules of "social norms".
1/3⤵️
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
#politics #LGBTQIA2S+
In my opinion one of the reasons why many straight people are so afraid and jealous of the LGBTQIA2S+ people because we don't obey to the rules of "social norms".
1/3⤵️
In my opinion one of the reasons why many straight people are so afraid and jealous of the LGBTQIA2S+ people because we don't obey to the rules of "social norms".
1/3⤵️
Girl, the way in 2025 DeviantArt is a barely functioning website, while there's a dire need for it.
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Girl, the way in 2025 DeviantArt is a barely functioning website, while there's a dire need for it.
Twitter is atrocious, but at least it doesn't bury your posts under whinging about Trump.
There isn't a social media platform that is artist-friendly, though.
There isn't a social media platform that is artist-friendly, though.
Average Bluesky art community experience
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Twitter is atrocious, but at least it doesn't bury your posts under whinging about Trump.
There isn't a social media platform that is artist-friendly, though.
There isn't a social media platform that is artist-friendly, though.
So, 90's and 00's shows are full of Zionist propaganda apparently? Ew.
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
So, 90's and 00's shows are full of Zionist propaganda apparently? Ew.
Each time I get called "a menace" I'm like "No, I'm a theynace"
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Each time I get called "a menace" I'm like "No, I'm a theynace"
You know what? Fuck you.
People really don't get told to fuck themselves often enough.
People really don't get told to fuck themselves often enough.
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
You know what? Fuck you.
People really don't get told to fuck themselves often enough.
People really don't get told to fuck themselves often enough.
Having a huge autism burnout episode. This might get bad.
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Having a huge autism burnout episode. This might get bad.
Watching a spell go off the rails and have some interesting effects like #witchsky
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November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Watching a spell go off the rails and have some interesting effects like #witchsky
Today, my aunt walked by me and pretended to look at candles at a shop.
Really getting tired of this autistic adult experience.
Really getting tired of this autistic adult experience.
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Today, my aunt walked by me and pretended to look at candles at a shop.
Really getting tired of this autistic adult experience.
Really getting tired of this autistic adult experience.
You know what this Trump/Clinton/Epstein/Putin blowjob thing made me realise?
That we live in a society where being bisexual is a bigger crime than being a paedophile.
That we live in a society where being bisexual is a bigger crime than being a paedophile.
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November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
You know what this Trump/Clinton/Epstein/Putin blowjob thing made me realise?
That we live in a society where being bisexual is a bigger crime than being a paedophile.
That we live in a society where being bisexual is a bigger crime than being a paedophile.
I know it won't do anything.
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I know it won't do anything.
Oh, I had no idea I was gaining followers on here BECAUSE I DON'T GET NOTIFICATIONS FOR SOME REASON! BlueSky, what are you on, man?
Let's not even get into my engagement because, apparently, everyone's is shit.
Let's not even get into my engagement because, apparently, everyone's is shit.
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Oh, I had no idea I was gaining followers on here BECAUSE I DON'T GET NOTIFICATIONS FOR SOME REASON! BlueSky, what are you on, man?
Let's not even get into my engagement because, apparently, everyone's is shit.
Let's not even get into my engagement because, apparently, everyone's is shit.
It's always the people who need an experienced witch the most that are stingy as fuck.
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It's always the people who need an experienced witch the most that are stingy as fuck.