thelastmelon 🏳️⚧️ (🎮: DRAGON AGE: VEILGUARD)
@thelastmelon.bsky.social
he/him 🏳️⚧️ │ 27 │ teacher │ cat dad of two │ connoisseur of gay rpgs │ happily married
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Looking for moots! Some things I love:
☽ D&D
⋆ Baldurs Gate & Dragon Age
☽ Legend of Zelda
⋆ Animal Crossing
☽ Kingdom Hearts
⋆ Harvest Moon
☽ Persona
⋆ Mob Psycho 100
☽ Demon Slayer
⋆ Frieren
☽ Chainsaw Man
🏳️🌈 LGBTQ+
☽ Cats
⋆ Tarot
☽ Wrestling/AEW
⋆ Animation
#promosky
☽ D&D
⋆ Baldurs Gate & Dragon Age
☽ Legend of Zelda
⋆ Animal Crossing
☽ Kingdom Hearts
⋆ Harvest Moon
☽ Persona
⋆ Mob Psycho 100
☽ Demon Slayer
⋆ Frieren
☽ Chainsaw Man
🏳️🌈 LGBTQ+
☽ Cats
⋆ Tarot
☽ Wrestling/AEW
⋆ Animation
#promosky
not me throwing out my drink before going into the graduation venue, and then finding out they don’t actually care
May 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
not me throwing out my drink before going into the graduation venue, and then finding out they don’t actually care
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controversially I think it’s really cool when wrestlers do flips
April 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
controversially I think it’s really cool when wrestlers do flips
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I love when black cats lie in the sun and you can see a little bit of brown like they're being toasted
April 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I love when black cats lie in the sun and you can see a little bit of brown like they're being toasted
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WHAT IF the food dish of a CAT was TAKEN AWAY so that it could be cleaned but that meant the dish was GONE for whole MINUTES
February 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
WHAT IF the food dish of a CAT was TAKEN AWAY so that it could be cleaned but that meant the dish was GONE for whole MINUTES
I had an interview for a summer job, and fuck, it felt unreal seeing The Progress Pride Flag everywhere, along with an “everyone is welcome here” sign with explicitly trans colors. Crazy how quickly “allies” disappear once the veil is down.
February 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I had an interview for a summer job, and fuck, it felt unreal seeing The Progress Pride Flag everywhere, along with an “everyone is welcome here” sign with explicitly trans colors. Crazy how quickly “allies” disappear once the veil is down.
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i fucking love hitman speedrunners because they're goofy little goobers breaking their games and having a fun time doing it right up until they lock in and become complete sociopaths for 2 minutes and 43 seconds and then they go "wow, that was so fun :D"
January 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
i fucking love hitman speedrunners because they're goofy little goobers breaking their games and having a fun time doing it right up until they lock in and become complete sociopaths for 2 minutes and 43 seconds and then they go "wow, that was so fun :D"
I’m playing Kingdom Come Deliverance, and wondering if this is what it’s like being average-looking white dude? Like can you just walk into rooms, while older white people nod and go, “what a good lad”.
January 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I’m playing Kingdom Come Deliverance, and wondering if this is what it’s like being average-looking white dude? Like can you just walk into rooms, while older white people nod and go, “what a good lad”.
One of my favorite things about Baldur’s Gate 3 is being able to show physical affection in platonic relationships, and not just in romances! Like please, let me hug my friends and tell them I love them!
December 31, 2024 at 7:53 PM
One of my favorite things about Baldur’s Gate 3 is being able to show physical affection in platonic relationships, and not just in romances! Like please, let me hug my friends and tell them I love them!
Finished Baldur’s Gate - it’s such a bittersweet feeling. Gale and my Tav became the cutest husbands.
I need to draw some fanart of these two doing domestic things, like arguing over building IKEA furniture.
I need to draw some fanart of these two doing domestic things, like arguing over building IKEA furniture.
December 31, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Finished Baldur’s Gate - it’s such a bittersweet feeling. Gale and my Tav became the cutest husbands.
I need to draw some fanart of these two doing domestic things, like arguing over building IKEA furniture.
I need to draw some fanart of these two doing domestic things, like arguing over building IKEA furniture.
“now down here come the claws”
December 31, 2024 at 7:09 PM
“now down here come the claws”
almost made it to vacation without getting sick, despite rsv, pneumonia, and the flu barreling through our classroom
December 21, 2024 at 11:10 PM
almost made it to vacation without getting sick, despite rsv, pneumonia, and the flu barreling through our classroom
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He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.
December 18, 2024 at 3:59 PM
He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.
when people write that someone has “sleep in their eyes”, this is what i picture
December 18, 2024 at 11:13 PM
when people write that someone has “sleep in their eyes”, this is what i picture
Finished my Organismal Biology final today, thank freaking god I’m done with that class. Now just one semester to go until grad school. ✌️
December 12, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Finished my Organismal Biology final today, thank freaking god I’m done with that class. Now just one semester to go until grad school. ✌️
I would literally die for this little orange weirdo
December 12, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I would literally die for this little orange weirdo
Was looking at some pictures from almost two years ago, and I miss having a jawline
December 1, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Was looking at some pictures from almost two years ago, and I miss having a jawline
why he sitting like that
December 1, 2024 at 5:22 PM
why he sitting like that
my piccrew looks appropriately tired, i think
November 30, 2024 at 3:32 PM
my piccrew looks appropriately tired, i think
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! 🦃🍁
November 28, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! 🦃🍁
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One of the greatest moments in Pro Wrestling history
November 27, 2024 at 9:47 PM
One of the greatest moments in Pro Wrestling history
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Witcher 3 is actually a video game about how if you're bad at being a father your daughter will run off and get trained by a band of deranged monster killers and instead of ruling your massive empire she's instead going to pursue her new passion (eating dirt, cutting off creature heads, lesbian sex)
November 26, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Witcher 3 is actually a video game about how if you're bad at being a father your daughter will run off and get trained by a band of deranged monster killers and instead of ruling your massive empire she's instead going to pursue her new passion (eating dirt, cutting off creature heads, lesbian sex)
Someone tell my professor that emailing us a graph showing how poor exam grades are the reason why our class average is so low (unsurprisingly, the one part of the course he writes independently) is not the flex he thinks it is.
November 27, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Someone tell my professor that emailing us a graph showing how poor exam grades are the reason why our class average is so low (unsurprisingly, the one part of the course he writes independently) is not the flex he thinks it is.
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Why fall in love when you can fall into huge savings at Marshalls
November 26, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Why fall in love when you can fall into huge savings at Marshalls