Theodora
@theladytheodora.bsky.social
“gift from god” with a penchant for adoring those delicious sins yet punishing the sinners who partake for My own entertainment—not out of actual judgment or the encouragement of internalised shame. Slutty kindness.
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What’s an empty room for? Karaoke. Of a meme song. Even if TOS still puts you in a longstanding battle with cats. #camming #camlife #badatmyjob (links in bio if you vehemently or slightly disagree) #PGBondgirl #actualcannibal #vore
October 26, 2025 at 10:24 AM
What’s an empty room for? Karaoke. Of a meme song. Even if TOS still puts you in a longstanding battle with cats. #camming #camlife #badatmyjob (links in bio if you vehemently or slightly disagree) #PGBondgirl #actualcannibal #vore
My Precious darling—
I’m just enthusiastic about jewelry…
#nerdy #sexygollum #whitestockings
#ringsthatrulethemall #MINE
I’m just enthusiastic about jewelry…
#nerdy #sexygollum #whitestockings
#ringsthatrulethemall #MINE
October 22, 2025 at 10:41 AM
My Precious darling—
I’m just enthusiastic about jewelry…
#nerdy #sexygollum #whitestockings
#ringsthatrulethemall #MINE
I’m just enthusiastic about jewelry…
#nerdy #sexygollum #whitestockings
#ringsthatrulethemall #MINE
I wouldn’t be #tits and talk without these lovely things. Forever thankful for being #blessed by doing fuck all. #30ddd just for being born.
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October 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I wouldn’t be #tits and talk without these lovely things. Forever thankful for being #blessed by doing fuck all. #30ddd just for being born.
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Just want to highlight this community that was unfortunately victim to poor infrastructure. Tiniest prayers, biggest donations
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September 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Just want to highlight this community that was unfortunately victim to poor infrastructure. Tiniest prayers, biggest donations
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We will rebuild!
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We will rebuild!
September 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I am a constellation of nonsense, capable of the most authentic shows of my true absurd personhood to a delectable heel turn into a cruel, unyielding tempest—but the storm shall inevitably pass. You, darling, will walk on a bed of rose petals and eggshells as I Domme according to the chaos of whim.
August 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I am a constellation of nonsense, capable of the most authentic shows of my true absurd personhood to a delectable heel turn into a cruel, unyielding tempest—but the storm shall inevitably pass. You, darling, will walk on a bed of rose petals and eggshells as I Domme according to the chaos of whim.
Playing Jenga by yourself really ends up a shitshow because I keep making arsehole moves forgetting only I have to deal with the repercussions. #loyalfans doesn’t seem terribly impressed with my skills. I’m literally #edging with the #hard #wood and providing tension.
August 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Playing Jenga by yourself really ends up a shitshow because I keep making arsehole moves forgetting only I have to deal with the repercussions. #loyalfans doesn’t seem terribly impressed with my skills. I’m literally #edging with the #hard #wood and providing tension.
When working as a stripper, the amount of times I heard “BOOBS” as a monosyllabic grunt in response when attempting to ascertain any interest regarding kink is nigh infinite—it’s the absolute equivalent of kids’ first naughty google search.
August 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
When working as a stripper, the amount of times I heard “BOOBS” as a monosyllabic grunt in response when attempting to ascertain any interest regarding kink is nigh infinite—it’s the absolute equivalent of kids’ first naughty google search.
THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE. I HATE faux “subs” so very much. Unwarranted chastity dick pic. Classic.
August 10, 2025 at 9:52 AM
THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE. I HATE faux “subs” so very much. Unwarranted chastity dick pic. Classic.
It’s normal and good that even though I have a domme aura/specialty that I make sure everyone knows I’m enjoying an ABBA cover band from the 90s through any medium possible. Obviously nothing is more alluring than breaking the 6.9th wall to be yourself enjoying a*teens
August 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It’s normal and good that even though I have a domme aura/specialty that I make sure everyone knows I’m enjoying an ABBA cover band from the 90s through any medium possible. Obviously nothing is more alluring than breaking the 6.9th wall to be yourself enjoying a*teens
Guy photoshopped himself into the basic pose #vore pictures I sent him prior to a call and the GUFFAW I unleashed would certainly have thrown him but he had used my tooth gap as a hand hold in the photo like a a rock climber in one of them. Thrilled. #domme #giantess #femdom #shrinkingman
July 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Guy photoshopped himself into the basic pose #vore pictures I sent him prior to a call and the GUFFAW I unleashed would certainly have thrown him but he had used my tooth gap as a hand hold in the photo like a a rock climber in one of them. Thrilled. #domme #giantess #femdom #shrinkingman
Sometimes country girls have to make do with a gold charcuterie board, a dilator at the biggest size, and an obscene amount of packing tape to contend with the conflicting presence of lubrication on a makeshift #footjob cpr dummy equivalent for a call. #footworship #femdom #domme #feet #toes
July 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
When the gloves are slowly removed as a last resort to lack of discipline, know that Divine retribution is to follow. You deserve it. #femdomme #domme #cuckold #eveninggloves #discipline #domination
July 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
When the gloves are slowly removed as a last resort to lack of discipline, know that Divine retribution is to follow. You deserve it. #femdomme #domme #cuckold #eveninggloves #discipline #domination
What’s the vibe? #VirginMary or #HollywoodDivorcee?
Both?
#Blasphemy but make it fabulous. #deliciouslysinful #domme #cuckold
#findom #tithing
Both?
#Blasphemy but make it fabulous. #deliciouslysinful #domme #cuckold
#findom #tithing
July 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
What’s the vibe? #VirginMary or #HollywoodDivorcee?
Both?
#Blasphemy but make it fabulous. #deliciouslysinful #domme #cuckold
#findom #tithing
Both?
#Blasphemy but make it fabulous. #deliciouslysinful #domme #cuckold
#findom #tithing
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July 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The more I age (and imbibe), the more I insist that #JesusWouldThinkImFunny, in a “begrudgingly giggling and whinging at me to ‘stopppppppp’”sort of way & flip TF out of Christians’ tables to say the VERY least #christiansdontfollowscripture #footworship #socialistjesus #kinkandkindness #fuckbigotry
July 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The more I age (and imbibe), the more I insist that #JesusWouldThinkImFunny, in a “begrudgingly giggling and whinging at me to ‘stopppppppp’”sort of way & flip TF out of Christians’ tables to say the VERY least #christiansdontfollowscripture #footworship #socialistjesus #kinkandkindness #fuckbigotry
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Lexiphanicism [LEKS-ih-FAN-ih-siz-im]
(n.)
-The use of excessively learned and bombastic vocabulary or phraseology in a pretentious and showy fashion.
Sentence:
“Lieutenant Larry Longshort’s lexiphanicism leaves his listeners lost in a labyrinth of lofty lexemes and longing for lucid language.”
(n.)
-The use of excessively learned and bombastic vocabulary or phraseology in a pretentious and showy fashion.
Sentence:
“Lieutenant Larry Longshort’s lexiphanicism leaves his listeners lost in a labyrinth of lofty lexemes and longing for lucid language.”
July 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Reminder that I do take confessions and will give much more actionable and empathetic advice than any priest outside of Fleabag.
July 13, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Reminder that I do take confessions and will give much more actionable and empathetic advice than any priest outside of Fleabag.
Is it sw or is it describing (monologuing) your #D&D one shot idea on a cam call whilst donning a drag wig? Obviously both—sw contains multitudes.
July 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Is it sw or is it describing (monologuing) your #D&D one shot idea on a cam call whilst donning a drag wig? Obviously both—sw contains multitudes.
So come for the casual blasphemy and stay for the supportive chaos domme with a focus on ethically engaging in and destigmatising kink.
July 13, 2025 at 7:43 AM
So come for the casual blasphemy and stay for the supportive chaos domme with a focus on ethically engaging in and destigmatising kink.