Karegosa
@thekmatt.bsky.social
Milleniold. Mom of 2 dargons. ADHD, T1D, Enneagram 2, N00B hiker, sometimes crocheter. If found, return to @thebmatt.bsky.social
My 12 year old tried to eat 🎅🏼 ‘s cookies. She made them, so I guess she should be rewarded, but 🎅🏼 looks forward to his magical calories every December!
Said kid is stuck between wanting to believe and knowing what’s really behind the magic. She tracks Santa with her phone, but still wants the perks
Said kid is stuck between wanting to believe and knowing what’s really behind the magic. She tracks Santa with her phone, but still wants the perks
December 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
My 12 year old tried to eat 🎅🏼 ‘s cookies. She made them, so I guess she should be rewarded, but 🎅🏼 looks forward to his magical calories every December!
Said kid is stuck between wanting to believe and knowing what’s really behind the magic. She tracks Santa with her phone, but still wants the perks
Said kid is stuck between wanting to believe and knowing what’s really behind the magic. She tracks Santa with her phone, but still wants the perks
Evidently, by point, the team christmas shopping for stockings needs to be a group thing instead of a team thing. For instance, each team got the other team's bluey counterpart. Last year, both teams got the other team's kid a muffin from bluey.
srsly.
srsly.
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Evidently, by point, the team christmas shopping for stockings needs to be a group thing instead of a team thing. For instance, each team got the other team's bluey counterpart. Last year, both teams got the other team's kid a muffin from bluey.
srsly.
srsly.
I found Ahsoka. I can die a happy Karen.
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I found Ahsoka. I can die a happy Karen.
Every year our family buys one new ornament for our tree so that we can see how we’ve changed (or not) through the years. I spent hours looking for the perfect Ahsoka one and now I think I need Chopper 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Every year our family buys one new ornament for our tree so that we can see how we’ve changed (or not) through the years. I spent hours looking for the perfect Ahsoka one and now I think I need Chopper 🤣
Me: why do I have a migraine?
Weather: cold front!
Me: that’d do it.
Weather: cold front!
Me: that’d do it.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Me: why do I have a migraine?
Weather: cold front!
Me: that’d do it.
Weather: cold front!
Me: that’d do it.
I’m late to the party but OMG stray is fun
😻
😻
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I’m late to the party but OMG stray is fun
😻
😻
Tomorrow I have a kid turning 12. The expectation is a scavenger hunt leading to the big present with sometimes smaller presents along the way.
My brain hasn’t handled the time change well, so I resorted to wikihow and got some really fun clues. Hopefully they’re not too hard for this kid.
My brain hasn’t handled the time change well, so I resorted to wikihow and got some really fun clues. Hopefully they’re not too hard for this kid.
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Tomorrow I have a kid turning 12. The expectation is a scavenger hunt leading to the big present with sometimes smaller presents along the way.
My brain hasn’t handled the time change well, so I resorted to wikihow and got some really fun clues. Hopefully they’re not too hard for this kid.
My brain hasn’t handled the time change well, so I resorted to wikihow and got some really fun clues. Hopefully they’re not too hard for this kid.
Teens are being very loud today 😫
November 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Teens are being very loud today 😫
Kobo is an ereader that doesn’t fund Amazon. Caliber is a program that can help you move Amazon books to kobo formatting. There are small bits of resistance. And they add up.
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Kobo is an ereader that doesn’t fund Amazon. Caliber is a program that can help you move Amazon books to kobo formatting. There are small bits of resistance. And they add up.
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
There are RAPTORS at work. RAPTORS!
October 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
There are RAPTORS at work. RAPTORS!
Working in a small middle school (<40 students) is fun. But when they keep leaving their things, I have to get creative. Now they have to pay* to retrieve lost and found.
*in house currency, not real money 😆
*in house currency, not real money 😆
October 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Working in a small middle school (<40 students) is fun. But when they keep leaving their things, I have to get creative. Now they have to pay* to retrieve lost and found.
*in house currency, not real money 😆
*in house currency, not real money 😆
Ok, i really need to stop having dreams that I remember. Like the other night, I dreamt i was talking to someone who wanted to start an urban farm in Texas and I'm like "it's gonna be harder to do than here." and then I went into all this geographical info about the state that was way too accurate
October 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Ok, i really need to stop having dreams that I remember. Like the other night, I dreamt i was talking to someone who wanted to start an urban farm in Texas and I'm like "it's gonna be harder to do than here." and then I went into all this geographical info about the state that was way too accurate
I’m getting really tired of having cool jobs in my dreams that I could never have in real life. Sorry, there’s only one Lucille Ball and it ain’t me!
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October 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m getting really tired of having cool jobs in my dreams that I could never have in real life. Sorry, there’s only one Lucille Ball and it ain’t me!
RIP Jonathan Swift. you would've liked today's memes.
October 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
RIP Jonathan Swift. you would've liked today's memes.
After having 5 days off, I’m not sure I remember how to work 😆
October 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
After having 5 days off, I’m not sure I remember how to work 😆
Setting, store. 2 teens are goofing off on the store’s electric mobility aids.
Me: so… uh why are both of you on these things?
Teen 1: I broke 2 of my toes.
Me: that sucks. I’m sorry. But why are you both on these?
Teen 2: have you tried minding your own business?
I walked away.
Me: so… uh why are both of you on these things?
Teen 1: I broke 2 of my toes.
Me: that sucks. I’m sorry. But why are you both on these?
Teen 2: have you tried minding your own business?
I walked away.
September 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Setting, store. 2 teens are goofing off on the store’s electric mobility aids.
Me: so… uh why are both of you on these things?
Teen 1: I broke 2 of my toes.
Me: that sucks. I’m sorry. But why are you both on these?
Teen 2: have you tried minding your own business?
I walked away.
Me: so… uh why are both of you on these things?
Teen 1: I broke 2 of my toes.
Me: that sucks. I’m sorry. But why are you both on these?
Teen 2: have you tried minding your own business?
I walked away.
People be like “oh no it’s the same be of the world again! Anyway…”
And this is why biblical literacy is important.
And this is why biblical literacy is important.
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September 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
People be like “oh no it’s the same be of the world again! Anyway…”
And this is why biblical literacy is important.
And this is why biblical literacy is important.
Years ago I nicknamed my bestie “Jimmie” because she is good with cars. Her full title is Jimmie, mechanical best friend. 🤣
Today she sent me pics of her changing her brake pads on her car. “Jimmie is living her best life!” I said. She replied “Jimmie is beat and tired.”
Today she sent me pics of her changing her brake pads on her car. “Jimmie is living her best life!” I said. She replied “Jimmie is beat and tired.”
September 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Years ago I nicknamed my bestie “Jimmie” because she is good with cars. Her full title is Jimmie, mechanical best friend. 🤣
Today she sent me pics of her changing her brake pads on her car. “Jimmie is living her best life!” I said. She replied “Jimmie is beat and tired.”
Today she sent me pics of her changing her brake pads on her car. “Jimmie is living her best life!” I said. She replied “Jimmie is beat and tired.”
My wonderful malfunctioning pancreas is sure having a heck of a time today >_<
September 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My wonderful malfunctioning pancreas is sure having a heck of a time today >_<
I wanna be where the people aren’t. I wanna breathe the cool fresh air in. Walking around in those… what are they called again? Oh trees.
September 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I wanna be where the people aren’t. I wanna breathe the cool fresh air in. Walking around in those… what are they called again? Oh trees.
I understand the Calcifer love now.
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September 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I understand the Calcifer love now.
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I see a lot of my framily making a hero and a martyr out of a hateful bigot.
I also see a lot less outrage over a school shooting that happened near me. I probably know people directly affected.
Why are we this way, America?
I also see a lot less outrage over a school shooting that happened near me. I probably know people directly affected.
Why are we this way, America?
September 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I see a lot of my framily making a hero and a martyr out of a hateful bigot.
I also see a lot less outrage over a school shooting that happened near me. I probably know people directly affected.
Why are we this way, America?
I also see a lot less outrage over a school shooting that happened near me. I probably know people directly affected.
Why are we this way, America?
I finished book 40. My goal this year was 40. I guess I'm done reading. (JK i'll keep reading forever!)
August 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I finished book 40. My goal this year was 40. I guess I'm done reading. (JK i'll keep reading forever!)