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academic, knitter, neo-Victorian convalescent
I'm not one of those people who love to declare that "the kids are alright," but I think it's clear that these people represent the Right more than they represent Gen Z.

I don't know many Gen Zers who are economically comfortable, but I know a lot of them who are barely getting by.
Takeaway from that "What Do Gen Z Republicans Think?" piece is not what participants said, but how the publication behind it—City Journal from the Manhattan Institute, the think tank that employs Chris Rufo—summarizes them: Economically comfortable, driven by boredom, see politics as entertainment.
December 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I am already dreading going back to campus in the spring, as I've dreaded going back to campus every semester since ChatGPT was released.

I can't overstate how much AI has stolen from me as a teacher.
December 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Remember in the days after the Brian Thompson murder, the cops kept putting out pics of "the suspect," but the pics seemed to be of different men?

I've never stopped questioning that.
December 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
When I started grad school in 2003, we were told that we had a 50/50 shot of getting a tenure-track job.

When I graduated in 2009, we were told, "basically, you're fucked. Publish more. Uh, good luck."
December 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I've been teaching for over 20 years. Most of my students have been good or downright great. I've also seen some weird shit.

When I see faculty rhapsodizing about teaching and idealizing students, I'm like "okay, but surely you've seen a lot of weird shit too, right?"
December 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I thought I would work in bed, now I am a bed.
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I'm writing an abstract for a conference for a paper I haven't written yet. I'm not sure if the idea is smart or shit.

Am I going to kill it? Or am I going to panic the week before the conference because I need to make it work? Smart or shit? 😬
December 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Après vous, le déluge.
"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
Opinion | The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
there’s a monster in my closet halp
December 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
There will be widespread celebrations, but I think at least one MAGA true believer is going to kill people, probably in a mass shooting.
I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens
December 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Some excellent niche content, as we think about Rob Reiner's work today: a meticulous breakdown of When Harry Met Sally as told through its knitwear costuming.

#knitsky #knitting
The knitwear of When Harry Met Sally: a deep dive nobody asked for.
YouTube video by Cinema Knits
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The last few episodes of Breaking Bad are basically Jesse torture porn.

From Andrea's death onward, the showmakers seem more interested in vicarious sadism and abjection than his character. El Camino draws it out more, basically turning him into Reek from Game of Thrones.
December 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I've asked for recs for gentle TV in the past, so now I'm offering one up myself: Resident Alien on Netflix.

I say this as a person who hates sentimentality: it's wholesome, cute, and unconventionally funny. It has a lot of well-written women characters. Also, Alan Tudyk is a gem.
December 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
In Breaking Bad, Walter tells Skyler, "I am the one who knocks!" and people applaud, except...he doesn't. Jesse does. Todd does.

It's like the elevator scene in Mad Men when Don tells Ginsberg, "I don't think of you at all." Badass, right? But it's a lie: Don can't stop thinking about Ginsberg.
December 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"I've got to give them a hand" liberals, please stop fellating the Indiana GOP for a moment and look at this map.
It's great that Indiana Republicans rejected the White House's efforts to rig the state's elections.

But people should know they already gerrymandered the state to hell, most recently in 2021.

This is the current map where less than 60% of voters supported Trump last year.
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This is clown shit. Who could possibly take this seriously? Who thought this was clever enough to put on the cover?

Clowns, all the way down.
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
On the bright side, Gen Z is going to get to see its first oil war!
*US SEIZES OIL TANKER OFF THE COAST OF VENEZUELA
December 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"other people aren't accountable to the limits of your imagination"

I want to embroider this on a pillow
The word you're looking for is "crux", Ciggy.
And yeah, it IS the crux of the issue, and if you can't help imagining everyone who chose differently than you as stupid marks, then I'm not sure what to say aside from: other people aren't accountable to the limits of your imagination.
December 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Sometimes I'll spend an hour on Wikitree or Wikipedia writing paragraphs about historical figures who enslaved indigenous and Black people, but whose activities as enslavers are not well known.

It's a small way of undercutting the triumphalism of white histories and genealogy.
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
TFW you're watching a cute little sitcom about an alien that crashed in Colorado and then, wait a minute, is that Tommy Pico holding an umbilical cord?!
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I'm having trouble finding a suitable picture of myself for my faculty profile. Do you think this picture of an Elvis Presley planter would work instead?
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Reposted by abc
I started writing in games with enormous hesitation: I was an untenured faculty member during GG & all the attacks like it. I have watched colleagues lose their jobs. I took notes as Dorothy taught junior colleagues how to protect themselves. Not a day I write in public do I not imagine worst-cases.
December 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I took 2 years of semester-long weekly pedagogical seminars when I was a grad student, including individual teaching freshman comp I, teaching freshman comp II, teaching grant writing, and teaching lit.

None of those classes covered material that would've helped me as a TA in a situation like this.
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
As someone who has had to sit down with admin with highlighted printouts, annotated screenshots, and, in one case, a fucking PowerPoint, to defend myself against bad-faith complaints, including being racist and sexist against white men:

Yeah, I want to talk about instructional design under fascism.
December 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This is a transparent and targeted attack on a trans instructor, who did nothing wrong and who recently won an award for her teaching.

It's still important for instructors to discuss course materials and the realities of teaching in the Trump era.
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM