Elijah The Lion
@thekitchencoven.bsky.social
A kitchen witch who’s working to brighten the world one good meal at a time.
Oh god, the movie Sunshine prepared me for this.
December 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Oh god, the movie Sunshine prepared me for this.
*Cleo's
Sorry I haven't had caffeine yet, and the suggestion was ultimately to buy queer yarn and make the scarf yourself. 🧶
Sorry I haven't had caffeine yet, and the suggestion was ultimately to buy queer yarn and make the scarf yourself. 🧶
December 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
*Cleo's
Sorry I haven't had caffeine yet, and the suggestion was ultimately to buy queer yarn and make the scarf yourself. 🧶
Sorry I haven't had caffeine yet, and the suggestion was ultimately to buy queer yarn and make the scarf yourself. 🧶
Alternatively, also in the same area, there is a craft store called Cleo so I think it's run mostly by queer people and it's not too hard to use loom to make a scarf!
December 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Alternatively, also in the same area, there is a craft store called Cleo so I think it's run mostly by queer people and it's not too hard to use loom to make a scarf!
I'm not sure what area you're local to, but if you're close to New York City there's a store called zero waste Daniel and they sometimes make scarves out of recycled clothing.
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I'm not sure what area you're local to, but if you're close to New York City there's a store called zero waste Daniel and they sometimes make scarves out of recycled clothing.
And all of the fun creative interesting shows get immediately canceled. 😵💫😭
December 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
And all of the fun creative interesting shows get immediately canceled. 😵💫😭
Ugh I hate being a member of the IBS club. 😩😭
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Ugh I hate being a member of the IBS club. 😩😭
200% more please and thank you!
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
200% more please and thank you!
I do this still! Sometimes I want to bake cookies but realize I'm missing an ingredient, so I'll text the neighbor and ask if they can lend it to me in exchange for a couple cookies. 😄
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December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I do this still! Sometimes I want to bake cookies but realize I'm missing an ingredient, so I'll text the neighbor and ask if they can lend it to me in exchange for a couple cookies. 😄
Gouda morning NYCC!
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December 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Gouda morning NYCC!
I definitely believe earth is on a 'do not visit' list. 😂👽
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I definitely believe earth is on a 'do not visit' list. 😂👽
I'm not taking life advice from a creature whose net worth is roughly $10.4 Million. She's not in touch with the human experience any longer at this point.
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November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm not taking life advice from a creature whose net worth is roughly $10.4 Million. She's not in touch with the human experience any longer at this point.
LMAOOOOO you're killing me smalls. 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
LMAOOOOO you're killing me smalls. 🤣
I have one of those fancy Norwegian light bulbs that keeps depression at bay! Top quality crispy crunchy light!
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I have one of those fancy Norwegian light bulbs that keeps depression at bay! Top quality crispy crunchy light!
Never mind the cake! I also made a really good roast chicken yesterday that would have healed you. Food! Healing! You get the point. 🫠🤣
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Never mind the cake! I also made a really good roast chicken yesterday that would have healed you. Food! Healing! You get the point. 🫠🤣
I made a Shrek themed cake over the weekend that would have healed you. Don't worry buddy, we are gonna give you a sugar high so intense you break free of the shackles society has bound you with. YOU WILL BE FREE!
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I made a Shrek themed cake over the weekend that would have healed you. Don't worry buddy, we are gonna give you a sugar high so intense you break free of the shackles society has bound you with. YOU WILL BE FREE!
Who hurt you my chicken loving friend. WHO HURT YOU?!
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November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Who hurt you my chicken loving friend. WHO HURT YOU?!
I never would have guessed you weren't perfect. I guess everyone has their flaws. 😔
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November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I never would have guessed you weren't perfect. I guess everyone has their flaws. 😔
Can we make eating the rich popular again? 🥴
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Can we make eating the rich popular again? 🥴
If I have to reheat it more than twice I consider it nuclear coffee.
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November 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If I have to reheat it more than twice I consider it nuclear coffee.
Hahaha it got me too, I was like "what's the MTG tea???" 👀
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Hahaha it got me too, I was like "what's the MTG tea???" 👀
I totally thought it was the firms buying the homes in bulk and turning them into rentals! Silly me! 🤪
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I totally thought it was the firms buying the homes in bulk and turning them into rentals! Silly me! 🤪