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Elijah The Lion
@thekitchencoven.bsky.social
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A kitchen witch who’s working to brighten the world one good meal at a time.
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I had some leftover coconut red curry and decided to make savory pancakes for breakfast this morning.
A savory pancake with a fried egg on top on a green plate. There is a wicker chair in the background. A savory pancake with a fried egg on top, the yolk has been broken. The pancake is on a green plate, with a green placemat in the background and a cup of coffee in the upper right hand corner.
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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This is so crustacean coded
A shrimp wearing sunglasses with the text that says "Wake up superstar, Capitalism demands your sacrifice"
October 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Just a picture of a little tiny creature (a black cat, curled up, hugging his back feet with his front paws)
October 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Yes.
A black and white cartoon drawing shows a person with glasses sitting at a desk, looking intently at a computer monitor. The person has a somewhat disgruntled or focused expression. They are holding a computer mouse with one hand hand. The background is mostly black, with the person, desk, computer, and chair outlined in white.
October 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I love love love making pizza every Sunday! Working on the boycotts has been great for motivating myself to try new recipes.
A picture of a blueberry, rosemary, bree cheese pizza in a black cast-iron pan, on top of a wooden cutting board. A pepperoni and spinach pizza in a black cast-iron pan on top of a wooden cutting board. The photo is taken from a high angle. Beneath the cutting board is a stainless steel prep table
September 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Ah yes, I have a small creature as well.
In this image, a man with a shaved head is partially visible on the left side of the frame, looking to the right with a sideways glance. On the right side, a creature (cat) is sitting upright and looking directly at the man with a slightly wary or curious expression. The cat has a sleek, black coat. The lighting is warm and dim, casting a soft, orange glow on the man and the wall behind him. In the background, there is a window with dark horizontal blinds.
September 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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He was a white supremacist who preached violence against minorities and believed children should watch public executions? Why are you sanewashing him? He wasn't 'interesting' - he was a psychopath.
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September 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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What better way to celebrate than with a homemade triple-layer chocolate hazelnut cake? 🎂 #baking #chocolatecake #homemade #dessert
A full view of a decorated hazelnut chocolate layer cake on a green ruffled cake stand. The cake is topped with several chocolate candies, some rolled in coconut and others in chocolate crumbs, arranged in a circle. The sides of the cake are decorated with broken chocolate squares and piped frosting swirls. The cake sits on a wooden cutting board in a kitchen. A close-up shot of a single slice of rich, dark chocolate hazelnut layer cake on a white compostable plate. The cake has three layers separated by chocolate hazelnut frosting and is topped with a circular coconut confection. A hand is holding the plate.
September 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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This is in fact, my biological son.
A picture of a black cat, curled up and hugging his back feet with is front paws.
September 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Nah this year my friends and I are doing something a little different...
The image features multiple versions of the character Shrek from the movie of the same name, along with onions and a roast. In the center, a large, upside-down head of Shrek holds an onion in his mouth. Below him, two lines of text read "Shreksgiving" and "Saturday November 22nd." Other images of Shrek surround the text, and several onions are scattered throughout the image. The background is a green field.
September 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Noooo say it isn't true!
A split image of a screaming man on the left and a screaming cat on the right.
September 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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A little green alien next to the text "huh". Behind the little green alien is a partially transparent image of the little green alien full of rage, revealing their inner voice.
September 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I could never do enough squats to be her. 🥲
A crying yellow phony baloney emoji in great distress.
August 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Wow that is some... it certainly was a (bad) take.
A plastic human skeleton model is in a thinking pose, with its right hand's bony fingers touching its jawline. The skeleton is in a classroom or medical office setting, positioned in front of a white wall with an air conditioning unit visible in the top background.
August 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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A six-panel meme using the "Wojak" or "NPC" character. The top four panels and the bottom right panel each show the character with a mallet, hitting a button labeled "click" to reveal a fiery, hell-like scene with many silhouetted figures. The captions for these panels are, from left to right, top to bottom: "MERCANTILE CAPITALISM," "LAISSEZ-FAIRE CAPITALISM," "WELFARE CAPITALISM," "CORPORATE/GIG CAPITALISM," and "ABUNDANCE CAPITALISM." The bottom left panel shows three of the same characters looking at a blackboard with complex equations, a computer screen with stock market graphs, and a pile of books. The central character has a hand on their chin in a pensive pose, while the other two have concerned or frustrated expressions. This panel is uncaptioned.
August 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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@moderation.bsky.app @bsky.app @support.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app I have sent in multiple emails pertaining to reinstating ebrikanteh.bsky.social's account. Ebrima Is not a bot account, please reactivate their account. #BlueSky #MutualAid #Moderation
A picture of myself and Ebrima who is real and has unfairly been kicked off of BlueSky
August 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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A confused and upset cat with the text "purring stops"
August 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Is it the legendary Karl Marx Labubu?!
Search engine results for "Karl Marx lab", the joke is that the first result is "Karl Marx Labubu"
August 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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My go to breakfast, the humble Dutch Baby. 😌

Figs & Honey Dutch Baby. 🍯
A Dutch baby, which is a large baked pancake of sorts, in a cast iron pan resting on a gas stovetop. Two slices of Dutch baby on a green plate covered in figs and honey. The background consists of a faux cow rug, a chair, and some plants.
August 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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The "Nooo don't ki** urself" meme but the text says "Nooo don't eat so much watermelon you might die your needed for the revolution"
August 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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The perfect number of likes. 😌
A screenshot of a BlueSky post that says "I have fired the director of inflation"
August 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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A conflicted flub
August 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Another successful birthday! This year I made myself a spiced cookie cake!
Three vanilla cake layers sitting on top of an oven. A cake with its first icing layer A Biscoff cookie cake with sugar sunflowers A slice of cake
July 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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A screenshot from The Lion King that says 'ME' with the words 'HUGE ACCOUNT REPOSTING ME' below.
July 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Here is my little dude
A black cat wearing a pink beanie resting on a black hoodie A black cat curled up and sleeping between two stuffed animals on an orange bedsheet
July 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM