the king of england
thekingofengland.bsky.social
the king of england
@thekingofengland.bsky.social
(not actually king of england)
everything is all too much sometimes, and I hate it.
December 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
hello to all my new bot followers! a good beep beep to you! 👋
December 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
ugh. i can’t stand irony poisoned millennials. why can’t they be more like irony poisoned zoomers? 🙄
December 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
WHAT????
You all know Brigitte Bardot was a big racist, right?
December 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
no one cared who I was until I put on the mask. but then they all got really pissed at me because they said they hated that movie
December 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If misery loves company then why am I so miserable and still lonely, huh? bet you didn't think of that
December 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
love to post on blueskydotcom where yes, there are bots, but at least the bots are friendlier than the userbase 😇
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Okay, just so we're clear- this account actually now literally has more followers than the actual king of england does on bluesky, so I think that should mean I get to be the actual king too
December 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
my new year's resolution is to never post on bluesky(dot)com 😇

oh fuck!
December 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM