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King Neptune
@thekingneptune.bsky.social
Ruler of the seven seas and bikini bottom. Also pretty swag.
(PARODY ACCOUNT)
(Hands over a gold bar) Thank you. Now, I'll be leaving.
November 9, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Hmmm. Fine. But you are on thin ice.

Get it?
Because I tried to freeze you-

Never mind, just give me the food.
November 9, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Oh.. it's you. How about I freeze you instead?
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November 9, 2024 at 2:31 PM
THAT MUCH FOR A BURGER!? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING TOO? I would like to have a chat with this, Mr Krabs fella. (Hmm. That name does sound familiar)
November 9, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Yes. It is I. I would like to try a... uh... "krabby patty" please.
November 9, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Bro is that plastic surgery
November 9, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Hmm. If enough people attend the party, then i MIGHT consider it. Anywho I've got to go to that party!
November 9, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Well I can't go to a royal party dressed like a bum!
I gotta look dapper!
November 9, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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November 7, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Hmmmmm. Maybe
November 7, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Holdup. Let me think about this.
November 6, 2024 at 3:48 PM
No! Your gonna die and that's final.
November 6, 2024 at 3:46 PM
You can get crown back but I'm still killing him.
November 6, 2024 at 3:46 PM
No.
November 6, 2024 at 3:35 PM
No... He stole MY crown, and he's gonna pay for it.
November 6, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Is this Freddy Fazbear's? Didn't someone, like, kill a bunch of kids and stuff them into the robots there?
November 5, 2024 at 7:09 PM