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King Neptune
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Ruler of the seven seas and bikini bottom. Also pretty swag.
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I... am KING NEPTUNE! Ruler of the 7 seas and Bikini Bottom! Ask Me Anything.
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Attention people of Bikini Bottom!

Uh, I'm hosting an epic royal party!!!
If you aren't there, then BOY are you missing out!
We even got Bubble Buddy there!
Met me at my castle in the middle of nowhere

Neptune, out!
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November 9, 2024 at 1:03 AM
November 9, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Attention people of Bikini Bottom!

Uh, I'm hosting an epic royal party!!!
If you aren't there, then BOY are you missing out!
We even got Bubble Buddy there!
Met me at my castle in the middle of nowhere

Neptune, out!
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November 9, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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First one to find my crown wins 1 million coins!
November 6, 2024 at 3:02 PM
First one to find my crown wins 1 million coins!
November 6, 2024 at 3:02 PM
NOTE: IF I DONT GET MY CROWN BACK, IM REPLACING ALL OF THE WATER IN BIKINI BOTTOM WITH LAVA. I DONT CARE IF THATS ILLEGAL IM THE KING NOW FIND MY CROWN. YOU HAVE 3 DAYS.
November 5, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Where the FUCK is my crown.
November 5, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I'm hungry, does anyone know a good place to eat at in Bikini Bottom?
November 5, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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WHAT UP NOISE FANS! TODAY, WE ARE GONNA GO INSIDE A "FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA"!!! I'VE HEARD MANY STORIES ABOUT THIS PLACE SO IM GONNA BREAK IN AND SEE WHATS UP!!!!!
November 5, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Ngl, modern spongebob isn't that ba-
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November 5, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Neptune Ratio
November 5, 2024 at 12:24 PM
I... am KING NEPTUNE! Ruler of the 7 seas and Bikini Bottom! Ask Me Anything.
November 5, 2024 at 11:54 AM
If the next Spongebob movie is unsuccessful, I'm banning sex in Bikini Bottom. I'm dead serious.
November 5, 2024 at 12:59 AM