I SAID I LOVE THE SMITHS

Maybe the real cunt was the pussy we slayed along the way

Still thinking about the girl I saw in the gym last night, weightlifting in uggs and hoop earrings. What a queen

I wanna run to you

Gay sex is like plant milk (once considered an inferior substitute for the "real thing", now understood to be better than the original)

YOUS wish you had a writing group like mine

Oh you've got rizz?? You're rizzing and getting rizzed?? What about chrizzmas dinner bitch. Are you gonna peel the sprouts for your mother this year or no? Call her.

Here we go again.