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Under normal circumstances, I would agree with you...
Heed the Eagles, folks. Don't waste your time with that cheap talkin' wine.
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Periodic shoutout to Rod Stewart for singing "The coldest winter in almost 14 years", a phrase no real person would ever say.
June 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Mountain time = 2 hours earlier than Eastern time

Wild mountain thyme = who knows, really?
May 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
(Alien ship menacing US)
Military commander: Conventional weapons are having no impact!
President: I authorize nuclear weapons.
Commander: Our analysis indicates even nukes may be ineffective.
President: Then we have no choice.
Commander: Mr. President, no!
President: No choice. DEPLOY TARIFFS!!!
April 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
<Sheb Wooley voice>

It was a one-eyed, one-horned...
February 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
From NYT The Morning newsletter: "The Republican Party has adopted Trump’s views — against foreign interventions..." Trump against foreign interventions? What bullshit framing. Greenland, Panama Canal, Canada, Gaza. He said in his inauguraral address that America will expand its territory!
February 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The version of By-Tor and the Snow Dog that's on All The World's A Stage is the best song on any Rush live album. And it's not close.
January 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Still one of the greatest opening sequences of any TV series ever. youtube.com/watch?v=zE-E...
youtube.com
January 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Merlin on my fence from June 2024.
December 24, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Eating only the Ferrero portion on my Ferrero Rocher like a connoisseur.
December 19, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Just remembering when I once went to CJON studios to participate in the Cream of the West Christmas Singalong and the printed lyrics for "Joy to the World" 2nd verse said "Joy to the Earth/the saviour resigns"
December 19, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I was finding my social media feeds were skewing too heavily towards American commentary, so I subscribed to @davidakin.bsky.social daily newsletter (it's free! but you can do a small monthly contribution if you want). Got my first one this morning and I highly recommend it.
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November 30, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Should you buy shares in a crematorium? Depends on the price/urnings ratio. Follow for more financial tips.
November 11, 2024 at 3:44 PM
28 year old car probably shouldn't have been on the road smh.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Celebrated Yellowstone grizzly bear is killed by car aged 28
Grizzly Bear 399 had birthed 18 cubs in her lifetime
www.independent.co.uk
October 26, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Thank you, my Google phone, for identifying the song I am listening to, which I am playing ON THIS SAME PHONE in YouTube Music and sending to my Google speaker.
October 24, 2024 at 11:06 PM
We are in the process of aggressively unlearning everything we learned in the 20th century. I wonder when the process of re-learning those lessons will begin?
September 13, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Today is the 25th anniversary of the explosion on the moon that sent it hurtling out of Earth's orbit and stranded the brave crew of Moonbase Alpha. #neverforget
September 13, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Strangers in the night
exchanging glances.
Wondering in the night
just where my pants is?
September 7, 2024 at 2:20 PM