The Keith Martin
@thekeithmartin.bsky.social
Script writer, Actor, Librarian. Guess which one pays the bills?
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Ireland
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Ireland
Will Trump and Elon just fuck and end this sexual tension.
It's killing me.
It's killing me.
June 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Will Trump and Elon just fuck and end this sexual tension.
It's killing me.
It's killing me.
Imagine my horror at discovering someone is building a Death star on my front porch.
I know I can be a little irritating but this is overkill literally!
I know I can be a little irritating but this is overkill literally!
June 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Imagine my horror at discovering someone is building a Death star on my front porch.
I know I can be a little irritating but this is overkill literally!
I know I can be a little irritating but this is overkill literally!
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An unmoderated social network becomes a sewer very quickly. Then an empty sewer. X has proved this. Facebook may collapse even faster. Your granny is on there showing photos of her cakes, she has no idea a tsunami of shite is coming for her recipes.
January 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
An unmoderated social network becomes a sewer very quickly. Then an empty sewer. X has proved this. Facebook may collapse even faster. Your granny is on there showing photos of her cakes, she has no idea a tsunami of shite is coming for her recipes.
Trump negotiating with China.
May 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Trump negotiating with China.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 26,1948
April 26,1948
April 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 26,1948
April 26,1948
Trump popes himself
April 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Trump popes himself
I think, pretty sure, that the vice president of the United States just killed the Pope!
April 21, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I think, pretty sure, that the vice president of the United States just killed the Pope!
Audition went well.
April 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Audition went well.
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Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
GREENBELT, MD—Decrying the deportation as “wholly lawless,” U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis ruled Monday that the Trump administration had three days to return her to the United States from a Salvador...
theonion.com
April 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
The Homecoming
It's true what they say..... you can never go home.
Winner Best Feature Screenplay
Shepperton Screenwriting Festival 2023
#skyscript
It's true what they say..... you can never go home.
Winner Best Feature Screenplay
Shepperton Screenwriting Festival 2023
#skyscript
April 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The Homecoming
It's true what they say..... you can never go home.
Winner Best Feature Screenplay
Shepperton Screenwriting Festival 2023
#skyscript
It's true what they say..... you can never go home.
Winner Best Feature Screenplay
Shepperton Screenwriting Festival 2023
#skyscript
#scriptsky
Kathleen Og.
An elderly widow fights for her home in Irish Land War of the 19th century.
Paperscreenplay's 2025 Best Short Script Winner“A strong, memorable and moving script is presented here. It is bold and cries to be filmed.”
Finalist Waterford Film Festival Short Script.
Kathleen Og.
An elderly widow fights for her home in Irish Land War of the 19th century.
Paperscreenplay's 2025 Best Short Script Winner“A strong, memorable and moving script is presented here. It is bold and cries to be filmed.”
Finalist Waterford Film Festival Short Script.
April 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
#scriptsky
Kathleen Og.
An elderly widow fights for her home in Irish Land War of the 19th century.
Paperscreenplay's 2025 Best Short Script Winner“A strong, memorable and moving script is presented here. It is bold and cries to be filmed.”
Finalist Waterford Film Festival Short Script.
Kathleen Og.
An elderly widow fights for her home in Irish Land War of the 19th century.
Paperscreenplay's 2025 Best Short Script Winner“A strong, memorable and moving script is presented here. It is bold and cries to be filmed.”
Finalist Waterford Film Festival Short Script.
Multiverse theory says there's a universe where Trump will be caught on the Mexican border smuggling un-tarriffed eggs in his rectum into the ruins of the USA in an effort to supplement his Presidential pension which has been reduced to nothing thanks to rampant inflation. #trump #maga #multiverse
April 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Multiverse theory says there's a universe where Trump will be caught on the Mexican border smuggling un-tarriffed eggs in his rectum into the ruins of the USA in an effort to supplement his Presidential pension which has been reduced to nothing thanks to rampant inflation. #trump #maga #multiverse
April 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Thank you to whoever made this
April 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Thank you to whoever made this
March 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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well well well
NEW: Minnesota Republican state Senator Justin Eichorn, co-author of the "Trump Derangement Syndrome" bill that just made headlines, was arrested yesterday in Bloomington for allegedly soliciting sex with a 16-year-old girl. minnesotareformer.com/2025/03/18/g...
GOP state Sen. Justin Eichorn arrested on suspicion of soliciting sex with a 16-year old girl • Minnesota Reformer
Eichorn’s arrest complicates efforts by Senate Republicans to expel DFL Sen. Nicole Mitchell from the upper chamber.
minnesotareformer.com
March 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
well well well
Conor McGregor is Ireland's Hulk Hogan only much, much, much worse.
March 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Conor McGregor is Ireland's Hulk Hogan only much, much, much worse.
This photo was always a clue about Mike Johnson's importance to Trump. He isn't even at the table. Pelosi wouldn't have tolerated it.
March 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This photo was always a clue about Mike Johnson's importance to Trump. He isn't even at the table. Pelosi wouldn't have tolerated it.
Americans don't seem to realise that their form of government is the most susceptible to dictatorial leadership. Parliamentary systems like the UK's and many others have a monarch or head of state who has mainly ceremonial power arrests in the parliament, not in an individual and an executive
March 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Americans don't seem to realise that their form of government is the most susceptible to dictatorial leadership. Parliamentary systems like the UK's and many others have a monarch or head of state who has mainly ceremonial power arrests in the parliament, not in an individual and an executive