keelz
@thekeelybug.bsky.social
commie scum | 27 | she/they/any 🍉
[probably posting naddpod out of context]
[probably posting naddpod out of context]
“i only trust an atlanta analysis on this, by the way … a queer enby bottom from atlanta has to tell me why.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“i only trust an atlanta analysis on this, by the way … a queer enby bottom from atlanta has to tell me why.”
not to be vulnerable but my brain is very ill and i really miss being pretty
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
not to be vulnerable but my brain is very ill and i really miss being pretty
i’m getting FUCKED in donkey kong country!!!
August 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i’m getting FUCKED in donkey kong country!!!
“these are my big naturals.”
- brian murphy
- brian murphy
August 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“these are my big naturals.”
- brian murphy
- brian murphy
“the birds follow the cold draft… slash the story…”
August 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“the birds follow the cold draft… slash the story…”
he’d give you the cup off his nuts 😔
August 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
he’d give you the cup off his nuts 😔
what do you MEAN balnor shows up in naddpod campaign 3
brian murphy you rat bastard!!!
brian murphy you rat bastard!!!
August 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
what do you MEAN balnor shows up in naddpod campaign 3
brian murphy you rat bastard!!!
brian murphy you rat bastard!!!
nooooo don’t walk into the bathroom while i’m poopin on the clock i’m shy 😳🫣🤭🤫🫠
July 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
nooooo don’t walk into the bathroom while i’m poopin on the clock i’m shy 😳🫣🤭🤫🫠
things are tough but i’m just like really happy with the direction my life is going right now
July 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
things are tough but i’m just like really happy with the direction my life is going right now
tw weight change
i’ve gained a little weight and none of my fucking pants fit me anymore and i want to d*e!!!!!!!
i’ve gained a little weight and none of my fucking pants fit me anymore and i want to d*e!!!!!!!
June 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
tw weight change
i’ve gained a little weight and none of my fucking pants fit me anymore and i want to d*e!!!!!!!
i’ve gained a little weight and none of my fucking pants fit me anymore and i want to d*e!!!!!!!
trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete
June 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete
i’m a hypochondriac for weird shit bc why have i spent my whole day researching lipedema and lymphatic drainage methods
May 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i’m a hypochondriac for weird shit bc why have i spent my whole day researching lipedema and lymphatic drainage methods
a while back i was showing my boyfriend some of dan and phil’s sims 4 series and he asked me “are they in a relationship?” and i simply had to sigh heavily as i prepared to drop like fifteen years of lore on him
April 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
a while back i was showing my boyfriend some of dan and phil’s sims 4 series and he asked me “are they in a relationship?” and i simply had to sigh heavily as i prepared to drop like fifteen years of lore on him
i’m so full of love i could barely eat ✨
April 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i’m so full of love i could barely eat ✨
man if i don’t get an email from [redacted] or [redacted] about [redacted] soon i’m genuinely going to fucking crash out
April 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
man if i don’t get an email from [redacted] or [redacted] about [redacted] soon i’m genuinely going to fucking crash out
jesse and i started a house together on sims 1. the smiley home™️ (a portmanteau of our last names) features a lot of victorian and gothic architecture, stained glass, cathedral windows, and the like. keely smiley is a criminal and jesse smiley is an up-and-coming celebrity. ✨
April 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
jesse and i started a house together on sims 1. the smiley home™️ (a portmanteau of our last names) features a lot of victorian and gothic architecture, stained glass, cathedral windows, and the like. keely smiley is a criminal and jesse smiley is an up-and-coming celebrity. ✨
something extremely on brand about paul & morgan talking about how their first time together took “FOREVERRRR” (one hour)
April 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
something extremely on brand about paul & morgan talking about how their first time together took “FOREVERRRR” (one hour)
there have been at least 38 confirmed wildfires in the state of arkansas today, in case anyone was curious about how the whole climate change thing is going
March 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
there have been at least 38 confirmed wildfires in the state of arkansas today, in case anyone was curious about how the whole climate change thing is going
he received a harmonica for his birthday btw, in case y’all were wondering
me: “love when a weird little guy whips out a harmonica”
jesse: “… give me three weeks, i’ll be a master harmonicaist”
jesse: “… give me three weeks, i’ll be a master harmonicaist”
March 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
he received a harmonica for his birthday btw, in case y’all were wondering
despite the horrors, life is still good
March 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
despite the horrors, life is still good
i miss my boyfriend
(i saw him this morning)
(we spend hours on the phone everyday)
(i’m seeing him tomorrow too)
(i saw him this morning)
(we spend hours on the phone everyday)
(i’m seeing him tomorrow too)
March 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i miss my boyfriend
(i saw him this morning)
(we spend hours on the phone everyday)
(i’m seeing him tomorrow too)
(i saw him this morning)
(we spend hours on the phone everyday)
(i’m seeing him tomorrow too)
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jelly meatballs and white russians ftw
February 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
jelly meatballs and white russians ftw
my god… that hot as hell rat has just invented ⊹₊⟡⋆ democracy ⊹₊⟡⋆
February 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
my god… that hot as hell rat has just invented ⊹₊⟡⋆ democracy ⊹₊⟡⋆