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keelz
@thekeelybug.bsky.social
commie scum | 27 | she/they/any 🍉
[probably posting naddpod out of context]
“i only trust an atlanta analysis on this, by the way … a queer enby bottom from atlanta has to tell me why.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
not to be vulnerable but my brain is very ill and i really miss being pretty
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
it was an out of context murph quote from a naddpod thing lmaoooo
August 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i’m getting FUCKED in donkey kong country!!!
August 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“these are my big naturals.”
- brian murphy
August 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“the birds follow the cold draft… slash the story…”
August 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
he’d give you the cup off his nuts 😔
August 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
what do you MEAN balnor shows up in naddpod campaign 3

brian murphy you rat bastard!!!
August 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
nooooo don’t walk into the bathroom while i’m poopin on the clock i’m shy 😳🫣🤭🤫🫠
July 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
ilysm, give yourself the grace you’d give me and then double it 🖤
July 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
oh no @turquoisepaladin.bsky.social feel better soon bestie 😭✊
July 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
you would loveeee
July 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
things are tough but i’m just like really happy with the direction my life is going right now
July 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
it’s actually criminal how badly i wish i could be comfy cozy in bed and also play date everything
July 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
this ain’t even about how i look anymore (it’s still there tho dw) i’m just afraid that denim will never fit me again
June 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
tw weight change

i’ve gained a little weight and none of my fucking pants fit me anymore and i want to d*e!!!!!!!
June 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete
June 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
need 2 b euthanized
May 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
the audacity to not send this to squad </3
May 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i’m a hypochondriac for weird shit bc why have i spent my whole day researching lipedema and lymphatic drainage methods
May 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
tldr: “so basically,, they’re madly in love”
April 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
a while back i was showing my boyfriend some of dan and phil’s sims 4 series and he asked me “are they in a relationship?” and i simply had to sigh heavily as i prepared to drop like fifteen years of lore on him
April 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
start using finch again and set a medication alarm that way, i like that it stays in my notifs without periodically blaring at me like a standard alarm 🐣
April 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i’m so full of love i could barely eat ✨
April 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
NDA, Scary, Shots Fired, Girls in the Hood 🔥
April 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM