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Cursed by a wizard. Disgusting 🤢 Worm 🪱 Creature 👻
All crabs are brilliant
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Yes, as someone on ebt someone said this to me unironically. I live in a homeless shelter. Things are wild
October 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
As someone who survived, ABA thank you.
October 13, 2025 at 7:39 AM
No more than i hate myself, im sure.
October 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Is it the angle or are the flatware handles super long?
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Oh, wow. If the mouths were where the eyes are, you'd have to have two esophagi. Now would these connect to a single stomach? The brain would have to move too. I wonder if there's an evolutionary event that could cause that to happen?
October 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I cackled. Thank you.
October 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Definitely!
October 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Oooh, who rejected Infant Boulder?
October 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ugh, whats the point of aged barb wire If you cant eat it?
October 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Being a billionaire willingly is a flaw.
October 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
How would that be useful?
October 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Nobs 🤣 they had to have done that on porpoise, right?
October 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
What a bizarre take.
October 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Antifa member 🤣
October 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM