The Kawaii Slartibartfast
@thekawaiislarti42.bsky.social
Cursed by a wizard. Disgusting 🤢 Worm 🪱 Creature 👻
I miss being able to read ☹️
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I miss being able to read ☹️
Let us discuss the tragedy of having a dissection of the carotid artery and nobody to kiss it and make it all better 🥺
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Let us discuss the tragedy of having a dissection of the carotid artery and nobody to kiss it and make it all better 🥺
I really hope that my eyesight comes back cuz looking everything blurry it's just it's the pits I hate it
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I really hope that my eyesight comes back cuz looking everything blurry it's just it's the pits I hate it
Having a stroke is such a surreal experience because part of my brain died and everything is going on like nothing happened but part of me died!
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Having a stroke is such a surreal experience because part of my brain died and everything is going on like nothing happened but part of me died!
I want my brain back.
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I want my brain back.
Recovering from a stroke is very very annoying
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Recovering from a stroke is very very annoying
Hello friends,
Life of the stroke is a very strange I I can't really describe the feeling of having part of your brain die it's just the whole thing is odd
Life of the stroke is a very strange I I can't really describe the feeling of having part of your brain die it's just the whole thing is odd
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Hello friends,
Life of the stroke is a very strange I I can't really describe the feeling of having part of your brain die it's just the whole thing is odd
Life of the stroke is a very strange I I can't really describe the feeling of having part of your brain die it's just the whole thing is odd
So a couple days ago I had a stroke so if anybody's been wanting what's happened to me that's it it's really that boring sorry okay have a great day bye
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So a couple days ago I had a stroke so if anybody's been wanting what's happened to me that's it it's really that boring sorry okay have a great day bye
I have seen so many people offer Dolly Parton their organs.
October 8, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I have seen so many people offer Dolly Parton their organs.
11 years ago a woman pissed me off by suggesting that i was lying about having ADHD when i was trying to explain how my brain worked.
Turned out she was lying about having cancer.
I hope she steps on many Lego.
Turned out she was lying about having cancer.
I hope she steps on many Lego.
October 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
11 years ago a woman pissed me off by suggesting that i was lying about having ADHD when i was trying to explain how my brain worked.
Turned out she was lying about having cancer.
I hope she steps on many Lego.
Turned out she was lying about having cancer.
I hope she steps on many Lego.
Ugh, so glad i ditched Paramount after season 3 of Yellowjackets. They're giving Bari Weiss a platform 🤢
October 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Ugh, so glad i ditched Paramount after season 3 of Yellowjackets. They're giving Bari Weiss a platform 🤢
I like a lot of her songs, but she is a billionaire so I don't trust her.
October 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I like a lot of her songs, but she is a billionaire so I don't trust her.
You can make them better? Cute! I can make them worse and much more palatable to my needs as a chaos gremlin.
October 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
You can make them better? Cute! I can make them worse and much more palatable to my needs as a chaos gremlin.
Your mother cried because i insulted her favorite cylinder. We are not the same.
October 2, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Your mother cried because i insulted her favorite cylinder. We are not the same.
Personally, i feel very lucky when i can afford to tip.
September 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Personally, i feel very lucky when i can afford to tip.
I am going to blame everything going wrong in my life on Stephen Sawyer defacing my table. You can't stop me.
September 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I am going to blame everything going wrong in my life on Stephen Sawyer defacing my table. You can't stop me.
Please dont make me write a book about a little trust fund jock who becomes a cop so y'all can stop reading Harry Potter 😭
September 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Please dont make me write a book about a little trust fund jock who becomes a cop so y'all can stop reading Harry Potter 😭
I saw my scoliosis the other day and i get why they always said "probable" It's like an inch of difference, lol
September 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I saw my scoliosis the other day and i get why they always said "probable" It's like an inch of difference, lol
I bought a pair of pants online and they fit! Huzzah!
September 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I bought a pair of pants online and they fit! Huzzah!
Imagine if Gossip Girl had been in Westeros.
August 31, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Imagine if Gossip Girl had been in Westeros.
Have you ever heard somebody who treated you horribly being described in glowing terms and wondered why you weren't worthy of that treatment?
Its honestly fascinating this person never once dropped their mask, so like, it was a deliberate choice to behave that way?
Its honestly fascinating this person never once dropped their mask, so like, it was a deliberate choice to behave that way?
August 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Have you ever heard somebody who treated you horribly being described in glowing terms and wondered why you weren't worthy of that treatment?
Its honestly fascinating this person never once dropped their mask, so like, it was a deliberate choice to behave that way?
Its honestly fascinating this person never once dropped their mask, so like, it was a deliberate choice to behave that way?
I have been diagnosed with sacroilliitis, which is way more fun to say than to have. Waiting for the meds to kick in . Oh, and apparently i have a mild case. I can't imagine how horrific severe would be.
August 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I have been diagnosed with sacroilliitis, which is way more fun to say than to have. Waiting for the meds to kick in . Oh, and apparently i have a mild case. I can't imagine how horrific severe would be.
The rubber duck simulator is so entrancing to me!
July 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The rubber duck simulator is so entrancing to me!
At least 27 people killed by flooding in Texas. Horrible.
July 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
At least 27 people killed by flooding in Texas. Horrible.
I hate the fact that when you beg people to not talk about Judy, you are in fact talking about Judy.
June 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I hate the fact that when you beg people to not talk about Judy, you are in fact talking about Judy.