modern version of the Kama Sutra?

A doggie came to work today!!

Most recent pic of your pets please

Sign me up for this

Normally I would hate a workday with 6 hours of back to back meetings. Today it was perfect.
#NotWatching

Quit making me sing along with you old ass Ace of Base song

If chucklefuck isn’t the word of the year for 2025, I don’t know what we’re even doing

Oy, my Threads feed has been carefully curated to show me an advantageous amount of cat content. I want Meta to wither and die but I’m too lazy to make this feed the cozy feline sanctuary the other one is.

Centuries of Christmas music available to me and I have the scroodley-doo improv from The Holiday on permanent repeat in my head

Sat down to order dinner 20 minutes ago, but signed up for new socials instead …

New diet craze?

Is it at all stalker-y that I came to a different social app to follow people I already follow on another app? Am I failing at modern relations again?