theKashmachine
@thekashmachine.bsky.social
Northern Muslamic chaos merchant | 50% idk, 50% idc | Part-time philosopher, full-time ranter | Sarcasm when awake, misguided enlightenment when not | Views my own, not always shared (thankfully)
Sometimes history isn’t written by greatness, but by collapse.
Tonight: Brahim Díaz, the walk, the pause, the horror. One of the most embarrassing penalties ever taken, and a whole nation left carrying the damage. Football never forgets moments like that.
Tonight: Brahim Díaz, the walk, the pause, the horror. One of the most embarrassing penalties ever taken, and a whole nation left carrying the damage. Football never forgets moments like that.
January 19, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Sometimes history isn’t written by greatness, but by collapse.
Tonight: Brahim Díaz, the walk, the pause, the horror. One of the most embarrassing penalties ever taken, and a whole nation left carrying the damage. Football never forgets moments like that.
Tonight: Brahim Díaz, the walk, the pause, the horror. One of the most embarrassing penalties ever taken, and a whole nation left carrying the damage. Football never forgets moments like that.
Trump eyeing up Greenland is definite “1930s throwback”.
Then it was Hitler, maps, arrows & delusions of grandeur.
Now it’s Trump, maps, arrows & the rest.
History doesn’t repeat itself — it rebrands.
Cue the Dad’s Army theme.
Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Trump?
Then it was Hitler, maps, arrows & delusions of grandeur.
Now it’s Trump, maps, arrows & the rest.
History doesn’t repeat itself — it rebrands.
Cue the Dad’s Army theme.
Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Trump?
January 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Trump eyeing up Greenland is definite “1930s throwback”.
Then it was Hitler, maps, arrows & delusions of grandeur.
Now it’s Trump, maps, arrows & the rest.
History doesn’t repeat itself — it rebrands.
Cue the Dad’s Army theme.
Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Trump?
Then it was Hitler, maps, arrows & delusions of grandeur.
Now it’s Trump, maps, arrows & the rest.
History doesn’t repeat itself — it rebrands.
Cue the Dad’s Army theme.
Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Trump?
Remember when the high street meant something?
Debenhams. Dorothy Perkins. Toys R Us. Cath Kidston. Thorntons. Mothercare. BHS. Comet. Blockbuster.
One by one, gone.
Now Claire’s joins the list.
The lights are going out on the UK high street. RIP 💔
Debenhams. Dorothy Perkins. Toys R Us. Cath Kidston. Thorntons. Mothercare. BHS. Comet. Blockbuster.
One by one, gone.
Now Claire’s joins the list.
The lights are going out on the UK high street. RIP 💔
January 6, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Remember when the high street meant something?
Debenhams. Dorothy Perkins. Toys R Us. Cath Kidston. Thorntons. Mothercare. BHS. Comet. Blockbuster.
One by one, gone.
Now Claire’s joins the list.
The lights are going out on the UK high street. RIP 💔
Debenhams. Dorothy Perkins. Toys R Us. Cath Kidston. Thorntons. Mothercare. BHS. Comet. Blockbuster.
One by one, gone.
Now Claire’s joins the list.
The lights are going out on the UK high street. RIP 💔
Came across this chart of the world’s biggest oil reserves.
Now count how many of these countries the US has had “issues” with.
Drugs. Dictators. WMDs.
Or is the real four-letter word just oil?
Now count how many of these countries the US has had “issues” with.
Drugs. Dictators. WMDs.
Or is the real four-letter word just oil?
January 4, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Came across this chart of the world’s biggest oil reserves.
Now count how many of these countries the US has had “issues” with.
Drugs. Dictators. WMDs.
Or is the real four-letter word just oil?
Now count how many of these countries the US has had “issues” with.
Drugs. Dictators. WMDs.
Or is the real four-letter word just oil?
Trump’s focus on Venezuela is framed as a war on drugs. We’ve heard similar stories before. Different justification, same backdrop — and once again, oil is never far from the picture.
January 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Trump’s focus on Venezuela is framed as a war on drugs. We’ve heard similar stories before. Different justification, same backdrop — and once again, oil is never far from the picture.
Merry New Year.
Anyone who knows me knows this time of year usually belongs to Nenge Mboko and that legendary shout. Whatever the next year brings, here’s hoping it carries a bit of warmth, a bit of faith, and a bit of hope for us all.
Bring on 2026 ✨
Anyone who knows me knows this time of year usually belongs to Nenge Mboko and that legendary shout. Whatever the next year brings, here’s hoping it carries a bit of warmth, a bit of faith, and a bit of hope for us all.
Bring on 2026 ✨
January 1, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Merry New Year.
Anyone who knows me knows this time of year usually belongs to Nenge Mboko and that legendary shout. Whatever the next year brings, here’s hoping it carries a bit of warmth, a bit of faith, and a bit of hope for us all.
Bring on 2026 ✨
Anyone who knows me knows this time of year usually belongs to Nenge Mboko and that legendary shout. Whatever the next year brings, here’s hoping it carries a bit of warmth, a bit of faith, and a bit of hope for us all.
Bring on 2026 ✨
You never see Putin, Zelenskyy and Trump in the same room together at the same time do you?
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
You never see Putin, Zelenskyy and Trump in the same room together at the same time do you?
That world cup draw was pretty embarrassing , featuring the weirdest bromance you're likely to see!
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
That world cup draw was pretty embarrassing , featuring the weirdest bromance you're likely to see!
Opening line
"He is arguably basketball's greatest ever player."
Is he tho?
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/basket...
"He is arguably basketball's greatest ever player."
Is he tho?
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/basket...
October 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Opening line
"He is arguably basketball's greatest ever player."
Is he tho?
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/basket...
"He is arguably basketball's greatest ever player."
Is he tho?
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/basket...
Everyone I grew up with didnt have a bad word to way about Dickie Bird. Man was a legend.
September 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Everyone I grew up with didnt have a bad word to way about Dickie Bird. Man was a legend.
It’s not really about who recognises Palestine anymore. Virtually the whole world does. 🌍
The real question is — who still doesn’t? And what does that tell us. 🤔✊🏽
The real question is — who still doesn’t? And what does that tell us. 🤔✊🏽
September 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It’s not really about who recognises Palestine anymore. Virtually the whole world does. 🌍
The real question is — who still doesn’t? And what does that tell us. 🤔✊🏽
The real question is — who still doesn’t? And what does that tell us. 🤔✊🏽
I'll just leave this here...
September 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'll just leave this here...
The thing about 90+5 winners? They sting more than the 5–0 hammerings. The memes, the meltdowns, the excuses — all sweeter than the goal itself.
September 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The thing about 90+5 winners? They sting more than the 5–0 hammerings. The memes, the meltdowns, the excuses — all sweeter than the goal itself.
I don’t often dwell on public figures passing, but the Duchess of Kent made me pause. She was always there at Wimbledon and FA Cup finals, part of the backdrop of British sport. Later I learned she chose to be a music teacher, her real passion. Always admired that.
September 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I don’t often dwell on public figures passing, but the Duchess of Kent made me pause. She was always there at Wimbledon and FA Cup finals, part of the backdrop of British sport. Later I learned she chose to be a music teacher, her real passion. Always admired that.
Rochdale Rochdale top of the league... ROCHDALE. TOP OF THE LEAGUE!
#rochdale #rochdaleafc #nationalleague #topoftheleague
#rochdale #rochdaleafc #nationalleague #topoftheleague
August 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Rochdale Rochdale top of the league... ROCHDALE. TOP OF THE LEAGUE!
#rochdale #rochdaleafc #nationalleague #topoftheleague
#rochdale #rochdaleafc #nationalleague #topoftheleague
Rooney slating Wissa & Isak for forcing moves 🤔
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
But here’s the thing…
Brentford & Newcastle much stronger 💰⬆️
Rooney’s clubs? Birmingham in chaos after 83 days, Plymouth sliding towards relegation 📉
Stones, glasshouses, you know the rest…
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
But here’s the thing…
Brentford & Newcastle much stronger 💰⬆️
Rooney’s clubs? Birmingham in chaos after 83 days, Plymouth sliding towards relegation 📉
Stones, glasshouses, you know the rest…
August 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Rooney slating Wissa & Isak for forcing moves 🤔
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
But here’s the thing…
Brentford & Newcastle much stronger 💰⬆️
Rooney’s clubs? Birmingham in chaos after 83 days, Plymouth sliding towards relegation 📉
Stones, glasshouses, you know the rest…
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
But here’s the thing…
Brentford & Newcastle much stronger 💰⬆️
Rooney’s clubs? Birmingham in chaos after 83 days, Plymouth sliding towards relegation 📉
Stones, glasshouses, you know the rest…
July 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I'll just leave these here. When you see the real picture in these images and stats, you realize blaming a band is beyond misguided. The problem isn't them, it's the lens you're looking through!
July 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I'll just leave these here. When you see the real picture in these images and stats, you realize blaming a band is beyond misguided. The problem isn't them, it's the lens you're looking through!
This perfectly sums up my current mood. From Derkaoui Abdellah and the world standing on the precipice!
June 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This perfectly sums up my current mood. From Derkaoui Abdellah and the world standing on the precipice!
Same cartoon, different decade — Palestine and Israeli’s struggle in 1990 is still the same headline in 2025!
June 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Same cartoon, different decade — Palestine and Israeli’s struggle in 1990 is still the same headline in 2025!
Eid al-Adha Mubarak! 🐐
May your BBQs be smokin’, your prayers accepted, and your relatives only mildly annoying.
May your qurbani be tender, your heart at peace, and your du’as answered.
Have a beautiful day — laughter, lamb, and all. ✨🤲
May your BBQs be smokin’, your prayers accepted, and your relatives only mildly annoying.
May your qurbani be tender, your heart at peace, and your du’as answered.
Have a beautiful day — laughter, lamb, and all. ✨🤲
June 6, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Eid al-Adha Mubarak! 🐐
May your BBQs be smokin’, your prayers accepted, and your relatives only mildly annoying.
May your qurbani be tender, your heart at peace, and your du’as answered.
Have a beautiful day — laughter, lamb, and all. ✨🤲
May your BBQs be smokin’, your prayers accepted, and your relatives only mildly annoying.
May your qurbani be tender, your heart at peace, and your du’as answered.
Have a beautiful day — laughter, lamb, and all. ✨🤲