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thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
sunburst candy colored sparkle baby
@thejuliakitchen.bsky.social
Cutie + Cat Butler + Chef Emerita
The cancer is killing me slowly because I’m a tricky glam bitch. 💅🏻
#printmaking #linocut #intaglio

Profile: a blonde fat femme in a red dress with red lipstick and Buddy Holly glasses
I don’t like him because he’s a millionaire who just text asked me for cash.
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My gas bill in Chicago has more than doubled this year but I’m not using any more than before.
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
You just know he’s a sloppy obnoxious drunk
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’m making hand stamped tea towels and strong weed salve for my gifts this year.
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Those were the heady days of the early aughts when guy liner was at its peak!
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Or so vulnerable to pointy stick attacks?
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’ll bring lumpia instead of the breakfast ham
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Last week I did an informational interview with a couple of men who wanted to integrate AI with restaurant cash register systems. Why?
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just wait, it still early
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It was a Saturday afternoon cable movie for the longest, the kind you catch while flipping channels. It’s ernest and sincere without being too cloying. I think it’s on Tubi because I’ve rewatched it recently
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It’s interesting that cats, like humans, have blue-gray eyes until a bit later when their latent eye color shows up
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’ll believe it when I see it
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
What a loser.
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM