I don’t like him because he’s a millionaire who just text asked me for cash.

My gas bill in Chicago has more than doubled this year but I’m not using any more than before.

You just know he’s a sloppy obnoxious drunk

I’m making hand stamped tea towels and strong weed salve for my gifts this year.

Those were the heady days of the early aughts when guy liner was at its peak!

Or so vulnerable to pointy stick attacks?

I’ll bring lumpia instead of the breakfast ham

Last week I did an informational interview with a couple of men who wanted to integrate AI with restaurant cash register systems. Why?

Just wait, it still early

It was a Saturday afternoon cable movie for the longest, the kind you catch while flipping channels. It’s ernest and sincere without being too cloying. I think it’s on Tubi because I’ve rewatched it recently

It’s interesting that cats, like humans, have blue-gray eyes until a bit later when their latent eye color shows up

I’ll believe it when I see it

What a loser.