Jess the Mess
@thejub.bsky.social
Blueskying from a box because I sold everything to be here.
I realize now that all those typing lessons in high school where we weren’t allowed to look at the keyboard were solely in preparation for working with a chonky cat sitting on your desk.
July 19, 2023 at 5:28 PM
I realize now that all those typing lessons in high school where we weren’t allowed to look at the keyboard were solely in preparation for working with a chonky cat sitting on your desk.
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Jeremy LOVES salad.
July 19, 2023 at 1:05 PM
Jeremy LOVES salad.
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the only thing i've been posting on threads is pics of toxic mushrooms i find in the forest and comments that imply im eating them
July 18, 2023 at 10:50 PM
the only thing i've been posting on threads is pics of toxic mushrooms i find in the forest and comments that imply im eating them
People say self care is affordable but have not had that $30 for a doordashed margarita and $5 disposable eye masks from ulta sobbing “tonight is for ME” kind of appetite
July 19, 2023 at 3:39 AM
People say self care is affordable but have not had that $30 for a doordashed margarita and $5 disposable eye masks from ulta sobbing “tonight is for ME” kind of appetite
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I think we can all relate to this
July 19, 2023 at 3:07 AM
I think we can all relate to this
All of us reposting ourselves to fight the algorithm
July 19, 2023 at 3:32 AM
All of us reposting ourselves to fight the algorithm
When I’m feeling good about myself I remember the time I said to my surgeon, Dr. Weiner, that I had a “dick herniation” instead of a disc herniation and my self loathing reverts back to wanting to fling myself into a pit of cryptobros chanting the word “stonks” for all eternity
July 19, 2023 at 2:20 AM
When I’m feeling good about myself I remember the time I said to my surgeon, Dr. Weiner, that I had a “dick herniation” instead of a disc herniation and my self loathing reverts back to wanting to fling myself into a pit of cryptobros chanting the word “stonks” for all eternity
This is the AI that may take over the world FYI pepperoni hug spot type
July 18, 2023 at 7:39 PM
This is the AI that may take over the world FYI pepperoni hug spot type
Pls sir may I have a disembodied foot tail
July 18, 2023 at 7:38 PM
Pls sir may I have a disembodied foot tail
The hellscape continues, each circle more horrid than the last
July 18, 2023 at 7:38 PM
The hellscape continues, each circle more horrid than the last
I asked AI to turn my cats into demons and
July 18, 2023 at 2:19 PM
I asked AI to turn my cats into demons and
Me, realizing it now only Tuesday
No
July 18, 2023 at 5:09 AM
Me, realizing it now only Tuesday
Having (a) cat(s) means accepting that everything around you will be surrounded with hair, you will find hair in your food, in your eyeball, on clean clothes, things will be coated but you are in love and nothing else matters but their happiness.
July 17, 2023 at 1:15 PM
Having (a) cat(s) means accepting that everything around you will be surrounded with hair, you will find hair in your food, in your eyeball, on clean clothes, things will be coated but you are in love and nothing else matters but their happiness.
Obligatory Monday sucks post feat. cat
July 17, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Obligatory Monday sucks post feat. cat
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ladies and gentlemen, the week
July 17, 2023 at 11:34 AM
ladies and gentlemen, the week
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I know that AI is awful, yadda, yadda, etc., but @wongmjane.com came up with the perfect ChatGPT prompt if you're ever missing that authentic Twitter experience:
July 16, 2023 at 11:21 PM
I know that AI is awful, yadda, yadda, etc., but @wongmjane.com came up with the perfect ChatGPT prompt if you're ever missing that authentic Twitter experience:
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boys chat on fire
July 3, 2023 at 3:12 PM
boys chat on fire
They rebuild a new Twskeeter and still don’t give our demented asses an edit button
July 16, 2023 at 7:44 PM
They rebuild a new Twskeeter and still don’t give our demented asses an edit button
I have graduated from using 2# to 5# post back surgery and all I can say is I still hate myself
July 16, 2023 at 1:46 PM
I have graduated from using 2# to 5# post back surgery and all I can say is I still hate myself
Y’all thought I was funny from my pre skeet but it’s all down hill from here
July 16, 2023 at 1:42 PM
Y’all thought I was funny from my pre skeet but it’s all down hill from here
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I'm not looking for the boring white people, find me the
July 2, 2023 at 11:09 PM
I'm not looking for the boring white people, find me the