Every UK petition is like this

The true consequence of decades of near zero interest rates is now a bunch of glue eaters with the IQ of potted plants have become extremely wealthy and are going to use their influence to unravel the economy because they don't understand how a single thing works.

Well I've ditched apartheid clyde's clownshow website, I know, took long enough, guess I'll see how things are in the more normal side of the Internet