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✎ |:| Rat, you have 5 seconds to GET off my account and tl before I start spanking

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June 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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December 17, 2024 at 1:11 AM


〝 well ofcourse I am real , why would you think otherwise ׅ𖤠 〞

@thejollyfatman.bsky.social "So its true, there truly is a Santa Claus. Figures I was wrong about this, seems to be life for me now just being proven wrong."
December 17, 2024 at 1:12 AM


he already has them packed up ;)

"You know I'm going to read my list to Santa out loud for you all :3"

"1. PSP and the charger"

"Thats all!"
December 17, 2024 at 1:09 AM


〝 yes 〞

December 17, 2024 at 1:06 AM


〝 I am about to jingle your bells 〞

December 17, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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"So /this/ is the True Dark Souls, ladies and gentlemen!"
December 17, 2024 at 12:55 AM


I aint dying so easely

December 17, 2024 at 12:52 AM

𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙃 𝘽𝘼𝙍 𝙁𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙎 𝙐𝙋

𝙎𝙀𝘾𝙊𝙉𝘿 𝙋𝙃𝘼𝙎𝙀

𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑶𝑳 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑩𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑺 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑺 𝑰𝑵 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑵

December 17, 2024 at 12:49 AM


okay , so nothing for christmas

got it

December 9, 2024 at 12:30 PM


You're right

so as the usual , coal

Since when was I ever nice?

. Unless it was too my kids, or shit
December 8, 2024 at 10:05 AM


well , that's not very nice

Todd

. . . .

. . . . . There is no fucking way, you gotta be either someone dressing up as him or I'm insane.

WHAT THE FUCK
December 8, 2024 at 9:58 AM


>:(

Of course Scott thinks Santa is real. :/
December 8, 2024 at 9:53 AM


ㅤㅤ:)

December 8, 2024 at 9:53 AM


✎ |:| The funny thing is that the first tweet was suppost to be OOC but I forgot the tag LMAO

Looks like I get a Christmas present after all.

𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐄𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫.

On behalf of my great masters Lady Bernkastel and Lord {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}, I shall now detail the hellish punishment of this absentee Father Christmas.
December 7, 2024 at 11:17 AM


now that that is over

where was he

December 7, 2024 at 11:17 AM
December 7, 2024 at 8:46 AM
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Looks like I get a Christmas present after all.

𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐄𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫.

On behalf of my great masters Lady Bernkastel and Lord {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}, I shall now detail the hellish punishment of this absentee Father Christmas.
December 7, 2024 at 1:58 AM


[sigh]

you kids get harder each year

Trust me.

He'll understand.
December 7, 2024 at 1:54 AM


see , this is why you are on the naughty list

December 7, 2024 at 1:53 AM


now Lambda

that was not very nice

Well I was going to say he was a bitch, but that works too.
December 7, 2024 at 1:51 AM


oh , somwtimes I forget he is just a child...

He's not a man, Santa.


just take it like a man and do better next year

December 7, 2024 at 1:50 AM


just take it like a man and do better next year

December 7, 2024 at 1:49 AM


oh

then your both on the naughty list

B-But we're both Ushiromiya Battler. . .


yknow I was talking about the dark evil version of you

can you two calm down ?

December 7, 2024 at 1:49 AM