𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻
@akillingjoke.bsky.social
"All it takes is one bad day." Writer: #BernMun. #DCRP #MVRP
The Clown Prince of #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔.
The Clown Prince of #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔.
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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻
@akillingjoke.bsky.social
· Nov 11
"Sometimes the status quo can be... boring. I do get why people love it but...
Chaos is usually where it is at! Chaos inherently twists the status quo! The kind of despair and chaos that keeps life from being boring is my specialty!
Why should we settle for a status quo where nothing happens when-
Chaos is usually where it is at! Chaos inherently twists the status quo! The kind of despair and chaos that keeps life from being boring is my specialty!
Why should we settle for a status quo where nothing happens when-
He chuckles a bit.
"I'm a punk, we don't do goody goody if it means the status quo stays the same. So it will be like talking to a brick wall."
A smirk played on his face.
"Just like Rocket trying to bring me back in."
"I'm a punk, we don't do goody goody if it means the status quo stays the same. So it will be like talking to a brick wall."
A smirk played on his face.
"Just like Rocket trying to bring me back in."
"Probably for the best they don't know. You'd be talked up by the fucking boyscout in spandex there.
Darkrai... Darkrai...."
He did remember he was stalking a girl and her girlfriend a while ago and tried to kill them. He was interrupted by a strange figure with a name similar to that...-
Darkrai... Darkrai...."
He did remember he was stalking a girl and her girlfriend a while ago and tried to kill them. He was interrupted by a strange figure with a name similar to that...-
July 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"Sometimes the status quo can be... boring. I do get why people love it but...
Chaos is usually where it is at! Chaos inherently twists the status quo! The kind of despair and chaos that keeps life from being boring is my specialty!
Why should we settle for a status quo where nothing happens when-
Chaos is usually where it is at! Chaos inherently twists the status quo! The kind of despair and chaos that keeps life from being boring is my specialty!
Why should we settle for a status quo where nothing happens when-
"Probably for the best they don't know. You'd be talked up by the fucking boyscout in spandex there.
Darkrai... Darkrai...."
He did remember he was stalking a girl and her girlfriend a while ago and tried to kill them. He was interrupted by a strange figure with a name similar to that...-
Darkrai... Darkrai...."
He did remember he was stalking a girl and her girlfriend a while ago and tried to kill them. He was interrupted by a strange figure with a name similar to that...-
"Oh trust me, they did and the pokemon I was spliced with was more humanoid, Darkrai, the Nightmare pokemon."
He smirks a bit.
"Also I doubt that group knows I even exist, I like my life including taking a bat to certain people."
He smirks a bit.
"Also I doubt that group knows I even exist, I like my life including taking a bat to certain people."
July 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"Probably for the best they don't know. You'd be talked up by the fucking boyscout in spandex there.
Darkrai... Darkrai...."
He did remember he was stalking a girl and her girlfriend a while ago and tried to kill them. He was interrupted by a strange figure with a name similar to that...-
Darkrai... Darkrai...."
He did remember he was stalking a girl and her girlfriend a while ago and tried to kill them. He was interrupted by a strange figure with a name similar to that...-
9.) iono my beloved
also wrote her on twt
also wrote her on twt
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July 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"Oh... Oh.. .Well shiiiiiit! You don't look like you came out of a furcon or out of an anime! Guess they did a shit job, haven't they?
Don't tell the Justice League this. They'd try to recruit you to be a goody-goody two shoes!
Please tell me the scientists died slowly!"
Don't tell the Justice League this. They'd try to recruit you to be a goody-goody two shoes!
Please tell me the scientists died slowly!"
July 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Oh... Oh.. .Well shiiiiiit! You don't look like you came out of a furcon or out of an anime! Guess they did a shit job, haven't they?
Don't tell the Justice League this. They'd try to recruit you to be a goody-goody two shoes!
Please tell me the scientists died slowly!"
Don't tell the Justice League this. They'd try to recruit you to be a goody-goody two shoes!
Please tell me the scientists died slowly!"
"Hybrids. So what you're saying is they're making a few superheroes that will only run for a short issue before being fodder for Darkseid. Got it!"
Jokers mind goes... somewhere.
"Or is it like when they kidnap humans and splice them with dog DNA to make them an obedient doggy?"
Ouch..
Jokers mind goes... somewhere.
"Or is it like when they kidnap humans and splice them with dog DNA to make them an obedient doggy?"
Ouch..
July 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"Hybrids. So what you're saying is they're making a few superheroes that will only run for a short issue before being fodder for Darkseid. Got it!"
Jokers mind goes... somewhere.
"Or is it like when they kidnap humans and splice them with dog DNA to make them an obedient doggy?"
Ouch..
Jokers mind goes... somewhere.
"Or is it like when they kidnap humans and splice them with dog DNA to make them an obedient doggy?"
Ouch..
"Give me some Ciroc. That hits the spot whenever I am in the mood for a drink!"
“Fine. What do ya want?”
July 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"Give me some Ciroc. That hits the spot whenever I am in the mood for a drink!"
"...Who the hell has "Team" in their organization. That's like calling a Dog "Puppy".
If they don't have a Rocket ship, I'd be disappointed as all hell!"
If they don't have a Rocket ship, I'd be disappointed as all hell!"
July 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"...Who the hell has "Team" in their organization. That's like calling a Dog "Puppy".
If they don't have a Rocket ship, I'd be disappointed as all hell!"
If they don't have a Rocket ship, I'd be disappointed as all hell!"
"Wow. It wouldn't be the first time I had my brains ooze out of my ear. And don't worry, I bet you to harvesting my own skin before.
If Supes can't kill me and Bats obviously doesn't want to do it, I doubt you'd do it. Now give me the good stuff!"
If Supes can't kill me and Bats obviously doesn't want to do it, I doubt you'd do it. Now give me the good stuff!"
July 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"Wow. It wouldn't be the first time I had my brains ooze out of my ear. And don't worry, I bet you to harvesting my own skin before.
If Supes can't kill me and Bats obviously doesn't want to do it, I doubt you'd do it. Now give me the good stuff!"
If Supes can't kill me and Bats obviously doesn't want to do it, I doubt you'd do it. Now give me the good stuff!"
"You see, if you see someone cosplaying as a bat running around and beating up criminals, you should realize he's the true bad guy!
And I have to keep him under control! Someone has to keep the Batman under control!"
Riiiiight.
And I have to keep him under control! Someone has to keep the Batman under control!"
Riiiiight.
July 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"You see, if you see someone cosplaying as a bat running around and beating up criminals, you should realize he's the true bad guy!
And I have to keep him under control! Someone has to keep the Batman under control!"
Riiiiight.
And I have to keep him under control! Someone has to keep the Batman under control!"
Riiiiight.
"Nah. You'll get that Bud Light crap that the Bats drinks for the rest of your life! ENJOY!"
July 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"Nah. You'll get that Bud Light crap that the Bats drinks for the rest of your life! ENJOY!"
"Seems this goofy town knows the one and only from Gotham!
Now hit me with some ice cold vodka, Troll boy! Go on!"
Now hit me with some ice cold vodka, Troll boy! Go on!"
July 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Seems this goofy town knows the one and only from Gotham!
Now hit me with some ice cold vodka, Troll boy! Go on!"
Now hit me with some ice cold vodka, Troll boy! Go on!"
"Who brought the Troll here because he's out of his bridge and serving alcohol!"
Dammit, Joker.
Dammit, Joker.
July 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"Who brought the Troll here because he's out of his bridge and serving alcohol!"
Dammit, Joker.
Dammit, Joker.
Reposted by 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻
“Hey do I got a Blooze Skye? C’mon guys! I need a Blooze Skye! Wait a minute…”
*MOE FROM THE SIMPSONS JOINS BLUESKY!*
*MOE FROM THE SIMPSONS JOINS BLUESKY!*
July 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
“Hey do I got a Blooze Skye? C’mon guys! I need a Blooze Skye! Wait a minute…”
*MOE FROM THE SIMPSONS JOINS BLUESKY!*
*MOE FROM THE SIMPSONS JOINS BLUESKY!*
"Writer, writer! I'm fighting a war! Don't let some Project Moon lookalike bitch steal my lines!"
Shut your mouth and beat up Kiryu, yous stupid clown.
Shut your mouth and beat up Kiryu, yous stupid clown.
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March 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"Writer, writer! I'm fighting a war! Don't let some Project Moon lookalike bitch steal my lines!"
Shut your mouth and beat up Kiryu, yous stupid clown.
Shut your mouth and beat up Kiryu, yous stupid clown.
If there is a definition of a "Gang War" this would be it. Yakuza and Gotham City gangsters, duking it out in such a violent fight.
Joker however actually let Kiryus fist connect to his face! After all, fighting a certain Batman for so long, Joker doesn't seem to mind the pain at all. No,-
Joker however actually let Kiryus fist connect to his face! After all, fighting a certain Batman for so long, Joker doesn't seem to mind the pain at all. No,-
+ sides fought mercilessly, Kiryu himself wasn't aiming to kill with his blows, but the Majima Family definitely didn't hold back with their firearms or blades.
[ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 × #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 ]
[ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 × #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 ]
March 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If there is a definition of a "Gang War" this would be it. Yakuza and Gotham City gangsters, duking it out in such a violent fight.
Joker however actually let Kiryus fist connect to his face! After all, fighting a certain Batman for so long, Joker doesn't seem to mind the pain at all. No,-
Joker however actually let Kiryus fist connect to his face! After all, fighting a certain Batman for so long, Joker doesn't seem to mind the pain at all. No,-
March 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
bern
I am kind of tempted for Joker to have his face torn off somehow at the end of this war, like in New 52.
Just to make him even more deranged and to have some injury on him.
I am kind of tempted for Joker to have his face torn off somehow at the end of this war, like in New 52.
Just to make him even more deranged and to have some injury on him.
February 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
bern
I am kind of tempted for Joker to have his face torn off somehow at the end of this war, like in New 52.
Just to make him even more deranged and to have some injury on him.
I am kind of tempted for Joker to have his face torn off somehow at the end of this war, like in New 52.
Just to make him even more deranged and to have some injury on him.
"Oh, how glorious! Some Jiritsu members told me about you! The Dragon of Dojima, Kazuma Kiryu himself! You're pretty much a legend in Japan!
I was expecting someone like Superman or someone very weak. Looks like I got who I needed!"
The goons would slam their baseball bats and load their guns-
I was expecting someone like Superman or someone very weak. Looks like I got who I needed!"
The goons would slam their baseball bats and load their guns-
February 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"Oh, how glorious! Some Jiritsu members told me about you! The Dragon of Dojima, Kazuma Kiryu himself! You're pretty much a legend in Japan!
I was expecting someone like Superman or someone very weak. Looks like I got who I needed!"
The goons would slam their baseball bats and load their guns-
I was expecting someone like Superman or someone very weak. Looks like I got who I needed!"
The goons would slam their baseball bats and load their guns-
He trusts the Kryptonian boyscout to focus on not doing collateral damage and actually helping them go even if the Joker gets the biggest Tackle of his life.
Besides. The only other alternative was pissing his rival Batman and he doesn't have the strength to do so.
Besides. The only other alternative was pissing his rival Batman and he doesn't have the strength to do so.
I love it.
But what’s stopping the boxes from flying off after the impact and say - into the river…?
But what’s stopping the boxes from flying off after the impact and say - into the river…?
Step #1: Piss off Superman to the point of having him go after you.
Step #2: Line yourself up near the objects as he's coming.
Step #3:
Step #2: Line yourself up near the objects as he's coming.
Step #3:
February 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
He trusts the Kryptonian boyscout to focus on not doing collateral damage and actually helping them go even if the Joker gets the biggest Tackle of his life.
Besides. The only other alternative was pissing his rival Batman and he doesn't have the strength to do so.
Besides. The only other alternative was pissing his rival Batman and he doesn't have the strength to do so.
Step #1: Piss off Superman to the point of having him go after you.
Step #2: Line yourself up near the objects as he's coming.
Step #3:
Step #2: Line yourself up near the objects as he's coming.
Step #3:
February 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Step #1: Piss off Superman to the point of having him go after you.
Step #2: Line yourself up near the objects as he's coming.
Step #3:
Step #2: Line yourself up near the objects as he's coming.
Step #3:
Reposted by 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻
"So-called heroes, you say? I'm no hero, I can tell you that much already, but this is a world full of things I cherish, so if you and Jiritsu think you can waltz in and break this world and the people in it..
Then you better be ready to get beaten to the ground.. because we're not giving up!"
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Then you better be ready to get beaten to the ground.. because we're not giving up!"
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just die... I want them to suffer. I want them to BREAK!
𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓢𝓱𝓸𝔀𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮!"
[ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 X #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 ]
𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓢𝓱𝓸𝔀𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮!"
[ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 X #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 ]
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February 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
"So-called heroes, you say? I'm no hero, I can tell you that much already, but this is a world full of things I cherish, so if you and Jiritsu think you can waltz in and break this world and the people in it..
Then you better be ready to get beaten to the ground.. because we're not giving up!"
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Then you better be ready to get beaten to the ground.. because we're not giving up!"
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Joker was hoping to see Sora out of all people would be here. I mean, it is obvious. He is still leader at this moment. And honestly? He's one of the many members of Unmei he would love to mess with if he could.
Upon hearing Soras declaration, the Clown prince with his soldiers stopped.-
Upon hearing Soras declaration, the Clown prince with his soldiers stopped.-
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He then turned, now once again, looking into the distance, awaiting the arrivals of their enemies.
“ALRIGHT #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔, YOU WANT US!? COME AND GET US!”
“WE’RE RIGHT HERE!”
[ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐗 #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 ]
He then turned, now once again, looking into the distance, awaiting the arrivals of their enemies.
“ALRIGHT #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔, YOU WANT US!? COME AND GET US!”
“WE’RE RIGHT HERE!”
[ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐗 #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 ]
February 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Joker was hoping to see Sora out of all people would be here. I mean, it is obvious. He is still leader at this moment. And honestly? He's one of the many members of Unmei he would love to mess with if he could.
Upon hearing Soras declaration, the Clown prince with his soldiers stopped.-
Upon hearing Soras declaration, the Clown prince with his soldiers stopped.-
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He then turned, now once again, looking into the distance, awaiting the arrivals of their enemies.
“ALRIGHT #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔, YOU WANT US!? COME AND GET US!”
“WE’RE RIGHT HERE!”
[ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐗 #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 ]
He then turned, now once again, looking into the distance, awaiting the arrivals of their enemies.
“ALRIGHT #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔, YOU WANT US!? COME AND GET US!”
“WE’RE RIGHT HERE!”
[ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐗 #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 ]
February 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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He then turned, now once again, looking into the distance, awaiting the arrivals of their enemies.
“ALRIGHT #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔, YOU WANT US!? COME AND GET US!”
“WE’RE RIGHT HERE!”
[ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐗 #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 ]
He then turned, now once again, looking into the distance, awaiting the arrivals of their enemies.
“ALRIGHT #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔, YOU WANT US!? COME AND GET US!”
“WE’RE RIGHT HERE!”
[ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐗 #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 ]