Three Satan worshipers manage to summon Satan one day. When he appeared they fell to their knees and said "OH HAIL DARK MASTER! WE SERVE AT YOUR WHIM!" Satan steps into the room, looks around at them and says in a deep bellowing voice: "Haven't I taught you idiots ANYTHING?".

I miss when your posts were funny. I get it though. There's (ironically) nothing funny about the current clown show and there's just less of 4 more years for it to get worse! I know. I just hope to see a world again in which people can be funny without getting "disappeared" as an enemy of the state.

Don't worry... The whales have got this.Those yachts will be artificial reefs in no time!

Rep. Boebert went on to say "I was so disturbed by the half time show that I could barely concentrate on the handjobs I was giving at the time!".

My homie Chewbacca's got one helluva charming smile. It's a great way to start your day!

Not bad. I'll be better when I get some coffee into me. How's you?

Are we just going to ignore that he's not even a U.S. citizen? I mean... He got into the U.S. as an illegal immigrant soooo... We're just gonna shrug about the world's richest foreigner taking control of America's wallet? Asking for several nations wondering if they need to arm up.

It kills me as a Canadian to say this but Tim Horton's was bought by Americans years ago.

If a middle Eastern Jew appeared nowadays and taught people to love one another the "Christian Right" would have deported him to Mars by now!

More like a "Slag heil" (in the British vernacular).

Brownshirt's gonna brownshirt.