I don't believe Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton head. Frankly I don't believe he's ever gone down on a Woman! He hasn't spent three seconds in his entire live giving ANYONE else pleasure.

Reading is fun!!!

If you jump out of a perfectly good plane without a parachute and drag everyone else out with you, don't expect acceptance and a warm welcome when you have a change of heart halfway down.

BREAKING NEWS: Canadians have rejected the MAGA candidate, Canada's "Milhouse" Petey Pollypockets. Americans might want to take note of the fact that Poillievre conceded graciously unlike anyone in the Republican party certainly wouldn't. Seriously... Take notes!

When we say "It was a different time, you wouldn't get it." We MEAN that shit! It was bonkers!!!

BREAKING NEWS: With the news of the death of Pope Francis, President Donald J. Trump has just announced that he will install Martin Shkreli into the vacant position and anyone who argues with him is a terrorist!

Ahh, the first ride of the year. Got my bike out of storage today and I almost feel normal again.

Ladies, Gentlemen and everyone in between, I present to you... Chewbacca Barfolemew Von Der Godzilla!

What is Musk? It's a stink. A stench. An odour that lonely geeks used to bathe in that made Women gag. The problem is that once it soaks into the upholstery it's impossible to get out.

Sooooo.... In the lamest "GOTCHA!!!" moment in a while, Piers "I'm no partisan" Morgan thought that bringing up Obama's deportation record proved his point. First, Obama didn't parade his deportees in front of cameras for publicity and under Obama, Parents still know where their kids are!

Soooo... This is supposed to be a Progressive Twitter or something? I never had a Twitter account. Never much saw the point to be honest.

The state of social media nowadays.

Full of sound and fury and yet signifying nothing.

Buckle up Kids. The next few years are gonna get reeeeeally stupid!