Sorry Rookie, you should've read the club contract before you signed up.

You're gonna be locked all swim season. Now hand over your keys and slip on that tiny slutty speedo before I have to dig out the Punishment Clause 😈🏊‍♂️

It's always so hard to focus on boss fights 😣

Can't work out why I'm so easily distracted...

I am a responsible adult who can be trusted managing my own bank account

I am a responsible adult who can be trusted managing my own bank account

I am a responsible adult who can be trusted managing my own bank account

I am a resp-- 👉👈😵‍💫

I may just be a sexdoll tonight, but Id still kick your ass at any game, loser 😈😏

Let's make some bets. I reckon I have a suit in your size...

I'm very much just using the Pokemon I like 😅

(Except Squirtle, I hate it but I don't have any other decent water types yet)

Pups of the world, question!

Does anyone have a discount / partnership code for Primal Hardwere? 👉👈

(Pic of me playing Pokemon Y for attention)

Been stalking eBay auctions for second hand jammers for YEARS and finally got a pair. The cage squeeze is unreal, I can't stop squirming and leaking hrng 😵‍💫😖

Come give em a stroke for me? 👉👈

Through no fault of my own ended up seeing Freakier Friday alone (humiliating) with like 2 other people in the screen with a beautiful sunny day outside. Feeling a wee bit bashed.

BUT I did find silver lining hehe

When you love it so much, you've gotta kneel down pucker up and kiss it 🙈🤤😚

Me when I get unlocked fr fr

Okay but low-key it's not even a bulge anymore 😵‍💫

2 months uncummed! Makes me dizzy just thinking about it.

No(t enough) beer and no cum make Jimbo something something...

I wasn't joking. Im never joking. I am the joke. 😤😤😤

Ah... Yes... "Boxers"... Heh 👀

*points to your hole*

Uhhhh hey bro are you gonna eat that, or...? 😶

Feeling grumpy. I've been teased all day 🥺

Need someone to drag to bed and snuggle to make up for it grrr

Dick? Suck it.

Pits? Huff em.

Feet? Slurp em.

Don't be shy buddy 💪😵‍💫

I need to address my unrestrained materialism or whatever, but I'm so giddy.

I always wanted a union suit, I remember watching cartoons with tied up cowboys and being like, woah, that's perfection.

And now I get to join the proud lineage of dumb twunks in cowboy undies 😋

Let's hibernate? 👉👈💖

ANYWAY, since I've gotta post *something* to encourage twitter folks over to bluesky, have a lil preview of my Halloween costume 😗💖