Here for pups, pints & penis ☺️🐶
You're gonna be locked all swim season. Now hand over your keys and slip on that tiny slutty speedo before I have to dig out the Punishment Clause 😈🏊♂️
You're gonna be locked all swim season. Now hand over your keys and slip on that tiny slutty speedo before I have to dig out the Punishment Clause 😈🏊♂️
Can't work out why I'm so easily distracted...
Can't work out why I'm so easily distracted...
I am a responsible adult who can be trusted managing my own bank account
I am a responsible adult who can be trusted managing my own bank account
I am a resp-- 👉👈😵💫
I am a responsible adult who can be trusted managing my own bank account
I am a responsible adult who can be trusted managing my own bank account
I am a resp-- 👉👈😵💫
Let's make some bets. I reckon I have a suit in your size...
Let's make some bets. I reckon I have a suit in your size...
Does anyone have a discount / partnership code for Primal Hardwere? 👉👈
(Pic of me playing Pokemon Y for attention)
Does anyone have a discount / partnership code for Primal Hardwere? 👉👈
(Pic of me playing Pokemon Y for attention)
Come give em a stroke for me? 👉👈
Come give em a stroke for me? 👉👈
BUT I did find silver lining hehe
BUT I did find silver lining hehe
Puppy buuuuuuutt --
Well I guess they'll never know...
How a cute butt
Really feeeeeeeels?
And why I slap it soOoooOoo 😔🐾
Puppy buuuuuuutt --
Well I guess they'll never know...
How a cute butt
Really feeeeeeeels?
And why I slap it soOoooOoo 😔🐾
an orgasm renders any queen a witch"
black midi were absolutely cooking with it with that one, chastity boy ballad 🙂↕️☺️
an orgasm renders any queen a witch"
black midi were absolutely cooking with it with that one, chastity boy ballad 🙂↕️☺️
You know I can leave whenever you want. You don't have to be polite. I get it if you don't like me 🥺🥺 just say so 👉👈😔
You know I can leave whenever you want. You don't have to be polite. I get it if you don't like me 🥺🥺 just say so 👉👈😔
Poor puppy..."
(I'm only taking minor liberties, and the guy recording it sounds like he's milking you. It's powerful.)
Poor puppy..."
(I'm only taking minor liberties, and the guy recording it sounds like he's milking you. It's powerful.)
I spent all night cuddling and now I'm up at 2am drawing plans and sections. Who is responsible for this??? Surely not me </3
I spent all night cuddling and now I'm up at 2am drawing plans and sections. Who is responsible for this??? Surely not me </3
What do you do in this situation? 😮💨
What do you do in this situation? 😮💨