Jill Kushner
@thejillkushner.bsky.social
TV writer, producer, comedian, physician, corporate lawyer, free solo climber
I’ve been on hold with Apple for longer than you were gone
April 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’ve been on hold with Apple for longer than you were gone
So, which is the husband?
March 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
So, which is the husband?
Stay tuned for Sam Rockwell’s monologue in every acting class for the rest of time #TheWhiteLotus #MikeWhite
March 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Stay tuned for Sam Rockwell’s monologue in every acting class for the rest of time #TheWhiteLotus #MikeWhite
How has he managed to get even worse?
March 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
How has he managed to get even worse?
I just hope everyone’s ok at the Vanity Fair party
March 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I just hope everyone’s ok at the Vanity Fair party
I once got called a c*nt in the Whole Foods lot
February 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I once got called a c*nt in the Whole Foods lot
Netflix’s red carpet coverage for The SAG Awards was great. And background-penis-heavy. Just the way I like it
February 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Netflix’s red carpet coverage for The SAG Awards was great. And background-penis-heavy. Just the way I like it
Fashion but make it unhappy (& naked)
February 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Fashion but make it unhappy (& naked)
“Ladies and gentlemen and every other gender that absolutely exists, I give you John Mayer!” -Pink ❤️👏🏻❤️👏🏻❤️👏🏻 #FireaidLA
January 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
“Ladies and gentlemen and every other gender that absolutely exists, I give you John Mayer!” -Pink ❤️👏🏻❤️👏🏻❤️👏🏻 #FireaidLA
I took an hour walk in the Beverly Center today. I miss when I didn’t know what pm 2.5 was.
January 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I took an hour walk in the Beverly Center today. I miss when I didn’t know what pm 2.5 was.
There’s nothing more relatable than a handful of billionaires
January 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There’s nothing more relatable than a handful of billionaires
Jeremy Strong’s outfit is holding space for someone who would actually smile when his former costar wins in their category #GoldenGlobes
January 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Jeremy Strong’s outfit is holding space for someone who would actually smile when his former costar wins in their category #GoldenGlobes
Damn! @nikkiglaser.bsky.social crushed the @goldenglobes.bsky.social monologue! No surprise there - she’s a killer. Plus, she’s got a great team of writers #GoldenGlobes
January 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Damn! @nikkiglaser.bsky.social crushed the @goldenglobes.bsky.social monologue! No surprise there - she’s a killer. Plus, she’s got a great team of writers #GoldenGlobes
I’m watching The Substance. She’s just given herself the initial treatment and all I can think is, I’d need WAY MORE instructions & detail. You should see how I read the back of Advil.
January 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I’m watching The Substance. She’s just given herself the initial treatment and all I can think is, I’d need WAY MORE instructions & detail. You should see how I read the back of Advil.
Most of us know not to get into a relationship with a New Year’s Eve-themed music video, but not Morgan
December 31, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Most of us know not to get into a relationship with a New Year’s Eve-themed music video, but not Morgan
Tis the season… 1) mannequin on the right about to kill mannequin on the left. Snapping his neck in 3-2-1…
2) mannequin on right has already killed mannequin on left
2) mannequin on right has already killed mannequin on left
December 24, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Tis the season… 1) mannequin on the right about to kill mannequin on the left. Snapping his neck in 3-2-1…
2) mannequin on right has already killed mannequin on left
2) mannequin on right has already killed mannequin on left
Is it a new thing - the defendant & the lawyer dress as twinsies
December 23, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Is it a new thing - the defendant & the lawyer dress as twinsies
Eating Cheerios out of the box and watching Babygirl, just as it was intended to be watched
December 19, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Eating Cheerios out of the box and watching Babygirl, just as it was intended to be watched
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Brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year, and may be sexier too
Brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year, and may be sexier too
Farmers say good growing conditions will result in a bumper crop, with the average sprout 30mm in diameter
Farmers are forecasting that brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year.
Good growing conditions, the introduction of new varieties, and a dose…
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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I’m holding space to not do the 18.1.1 Apple update
December 6, 2024 at 7:03 AM
I’m holding space to not do the 18.1.1 Apple update
I would watch 2 hours and 40 minutes of the Wicked press tour 💚💓💚
November 25, 2024 at 7:02 PM
I would watch 2 hours and 40 minutes of the Wicked press tour 💚💓💚
“Nice (full) Beaver.”
November 16, 2024 at 9:29 PM
“Nice (full) Beaver.”