I’ve been on hold with Apple for longer than you were gone

So, which is the husband?

How has he managed to get even worse?

I once got called a c*nt in the Whole Foods lot

Netflix’s red carpet coverage for The SAG Awards was great. And background-penis-heavy. Just the way I like it

Fashion but make it unhappy (& naked)

Most of us know not to get into a relationship with a New Year’s Eve-themed music video, but not Morgan

Tis the season… 1) mannequin on the right about to kill mannequin on the left. Snapping his neck in 3-2-1…
2) mannequin on right has already killed mannequin on left

Is it a new thing - the defendant & the lawyer dress as twinsies

“Nice (full) Beaver.”