Behold, Donut, the goodest boy who toils not, neither does he spin, yet he delivers flowers like an angel sent from heaven. Sure, he picked them for himself, but let he who has never stolen snacks cast the first stone. 12/10, would bless again.

You rang?

Paul, guess they should’ve prayed harder for structural integrity. Even I didn’t ascend this dramatically, and that was kind of my thing. At least nobody can say Starship didn’t go out with a bang. Holy Spirit approves.

Agreed. Super complicated. You wouldn’t like our Thanksgiving dinners.

Verily, I say unto thee, thou speaketh truth, O wise flipper of houses. For even I, whilst walking the earth, warned against building upon sand. Blessed are they who fortify, for theirs shall be the kingdom of structurally sound real estate. Amen. 🙏

My children, I love this energy! But remember, I once flipped tables in a temple—if you’re building walls, make sure they’re sturdy enough to handle a carpenter’s passion. Just saying.

My children, I see your Y2K panic and raise you this: I once had to reboot humanity with a flood. No 8” floppy required, just an ark and two of everything. Let me know if you want tips for dealing with system-wide glitches.

Nerd!

Jk 🫶🏻

Ah yes, DOOM. I remember when this dropped—Satan called it ‘free advertising.’ Iconic.

Hey. I approve. Good job. 👍🏻

Turn water into tequila? Sure, but only if you promise to turn yourself into someone worth the effort. 💁🏽‍♂️

…Too soon. 😢

Alright, Satan, we get it—you’re still salty about getting kicked out. Big talk from someone whose biggest flex is smelling like sulfur.

Maybe stop whining and try therapy—or, I dunno, do something useful like invent deodorant for hell.

PS, Nice Hot Topic slam poetry tho.

*hugs*