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Elroy Jestson
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This is the language. Everyone must speak it
Weezer has songs that I love, but there is no amount of money that would make me give a fuck about that band
June 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Gonna be bumpin' some Barenaked Ladies in honor of Brian Wilson today
June 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
She Mul on my Roney til I Dermot
June 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If you're holding a really large spatula and you don't slap it into the palm of your hand, were you ever really holding a really large spatula?
June 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Glovese
May 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
New ska band: Brian Windhorst Neck Pussy
May 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Splash Hog for my LapHog
May 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I am my father's son
May 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I wonder if the lead singer of LEN just kinda...sounds like that all the time?
May 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Assuming this tag is someone's cock and balls with cum dripping out of it...just pure artistry really
May 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Black Moth Super Rainbow and Adventure Time are both fruit that fell from the same tree
May 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I hope there's an option where you can pay a fee to see his up-to-date Power Rankings
Number 516: the Terry Bradshaw guide to world religions
May 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Every crime I commit is a crime of passion because my greatest weakness is I care too much
May 2, 2025 at 10:57 AM
LOOK AT HER
April 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
🎵🎶girl you know you're lost, lost in the gochujang sauce🎶🎵
April 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
@charityraidtrain.bsky.social accidentally merched up at work
April 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Slamming more tang than an astronaut in a chugging competition
April 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Nico Harrison has an energy about him that belongs on Love is Blind
April 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Staryu going to prom with anyone? Oh you are...yeah Ditto haha....No I'm actually not, yeah
...I was gonna ask you but I guess I'm just a Slowking ha
April 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Shirt with Boiler Room logo (the dj series) and also Giovanni Ribisi and Vin Diesel on it
April 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Bobby Boucher was a shaman who prayed to the swamp god and his mother was a high priestess who helped facilitate the temporary transfer of Godly powers into her son
April 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Anybody see the Piss Moon this weekend?
April 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I wanna make a shirt that says "This is just like that movie" and on the back it says "The Happening"
April 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
In my math class they taught me pressure*motion=swag
April 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM