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Jenna
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Kids: 3

Plants: 157

Divorces: 0.75

Boyfriends: 1

Effs given: 0
Gee, I wonder why this gem is #1 on Netflix right now?
When a documentary about a poop cruise qualifies as escapist entertainment, that can't be good, right?
June 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It's an Orange Marmalade, and in my defense, it was $30.

Me, doing plant math: "At that price, it can't be THAT big....."

Wrong. 🤣
March 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR!"

Us:
November 15, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Here. Have some Serene Pelican Energy.
November 14, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I feel like I can make these work year round?

If I'm feeling really festive, I can probably just pop some Xmas baubles in the eye sockets.
November 13, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Behold. Actual cat.
November 13, 2024 at 5:11 AM